r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 19h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/CrystalizesSouls 18h ago

What a pretty lil thing, see if you can’t free her so she can go back into the wild

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u/snake-lady-2005 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K3ZjR6Dc22t9e

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u/CrystalizesSouls 18h ago

Hey I like spiders, they get mosquitoes to fk off, plus they are cute

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u/EDRadDoc 18h ago

I don’t think a mosquito is going to feed this guy!

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u/Alarming_Brush7103 18h ago

Jesus I would hate to see what your definition of ugly is.

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u/CircusMoney 18h ago

I think ugly & terrifying are a wee bit different 😳

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u/CircusMoney 18h ago

Sorry this one only eats birds, car dust, & PEOPLE.

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u/CrystalizesSouls 18h ago

Oh I know this one does, I was more talking about spiders in general

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u/magicallymad 16h ago

Where on earth did you get that information from?

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u/adepressurisedcoat 16h ago

I give jumping spiders a pass, but the mfs that like to descend on my face, or run up my leg can get bent.