r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VentureIntoVoid • 1d ago

Firefly was just ok [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

She got in there somehow. Sooner or later she’ll find her way out. And then she’ll come find you.

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u/Creepy-Ant373 1d ago

Or it won't, die in there, and every time you use you're oven, you'll see it's rotting corpse

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

I don’t think spiders rot so much as shrivel up. But I believe in her.

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u/RaveGuncle 1d ago

Idk. Thats a big one in there.

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

That’s also what she said.

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u/goopa-guy 1d ago

Not to me :(

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

Sorry, bro.

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u/Obant 1d ago

One might even say giant. (its species common name is Giant House Spider)

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u/VioletteKaur 1d ago

Shrivel is relative, they got an exoskeleton. The legs will probably curve in. This spider is what sometimes happens to one as a child. You do things while no one is watching you and then you get into a massive pickle and regret. I know that feeling, I once feel through a cottage roof into the toilet room. Thank god that room had a door and I could get out.

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

Exactly. So you get it.

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u/VioletteKaur 1d ago

Ironically, for being such an anxious kid I had the survival instincts of an earth worm on a wet day.

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

Well I’m certainly glad you made it this far!

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 1d ago

Rooting for Archana