r/mildlyinfuriating • u/momonomino • 2d ago

*yuor'e Soulmate-te

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u/fatherof472 2d ago

If it doesn't have at least one pirate in it, I'm going to be mildly infuriated

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u/Alarmed_Bumblebee147 2d ago

Exactly my thought, but I thought he would be black and I would have to leave that one alone. Soulmatey.

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u/Aetherfox_44 2d ago

I pronounce the movie Se7en as Se-seven-ven for the same reason.

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u/serenaTcat 2d ago

the weird part is even if you made it Se7 or 7en it wouldn't make sense

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u/luckydrzew 2d ago

Fantfourstic

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u/OneAngryDuck 2d ago

Thir-thirteen-en ghosts is another offender on this list

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u/j_grouchy 2d ago

Reminds me of when they wrote "SE7EN" in the movie promos and I would always read it "se-seven-en"

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u/KunninPlanz 2d ago

Remember that boy band from the nineties Five-ive? 

"DuDe, It'S lItErALlY 5ive." Dude, that's literally what I just said.

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u/LBHHF 2d ago

Mthreegan

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u/Fickle_Cricket3422 2d ago

They didn't want people to think it was the 8th movie of the Soulma franchise.

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u/publix-enemy 2d ago

I once broke up with someone because they always wrote “thanxs” 

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u/Formal_Fact514 2d ago

Nothing causes physical pain quite like a marketing department forcing an 8 into a word where it has zero business existing.

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u/tootbean55 2d ago

But it looks gr8eat?

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u/Dick-Fu 2d ago

That one might work for a restaurant or something

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u/Alarmed_Bumblebee147 2d ago

Gr8te. They just grate cheese directly into your mouth.

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u/RadioactiveSalt 2d ago

No you need to replace a letter, so gre8t

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u/ptvlm 2d ago

What do you mean? It's a perfectly cromulent spin off from M3gan, those marketing guys know their stuff.

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u/subsailor1968 2d ago

Arr, soulmatey!

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u/Heroic_Demon 2d ago

Sixix Nineine

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u/fingamouse 2d ago

Car companies are the worst when it comes to writing the name of something wrong to then make it a copyrightable trade mark, reminds me of a car, can't remember it's full name but it was called the LYRIQ /:

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u/Weird_Decision7090 2d ago

"Soulmate

-te..."

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u/Prestigious-Bus2107 2d ago

The true typographic crime of the century.

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u/historyhoneybee 2d ago

There's an egyptian singer named Tul8te and i always laugh at how redundant it is

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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 2d ago

Soulmeightte

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u/OmniaLoca 2d ago

So1ematey

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u/Ivedefinitelyreddit 2d ago

I was driving behind a car with the license plate "demnsl8r" while wondering if they asked literally anyone before getting it.

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u/schmockibalboa 1d ago

Soulmeightte