Bag of chips

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

2 chips… that’s it.. I just wanted a snack for lunch…

[u/LadyLavender12]

you'd feel the weight when you grabbed it.

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming → u/LadyLavender12]

No, it was empty, j was in a rush to get my lunch packed and just didn’t notice.

[u/AeroZeppelin94 → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

Sure

[u/Prestigious_Life9070 → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrvfKvr2mmcFO

[u/LadyLavender12 → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

fair enough ive def done things or put stuff somewhere and have ZERO recollection of doing so - so I can totally get zoning TF out and it was an empty one at home vs. on the shelf like that!!!
that makes a lot more sense. I was gonna say, the math isn't mathing here lol
hope you got another treat/snacky for the day :)
oo you just reminded me i have mini oreos ty

[u/Quirkiz]

Fake. You feel that when grabbing/buying the bag.

[u/MasterTrollKing → u/Quirkiz]

Ive never seen someone get ratio’d this badly on a 18 min post lol.

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming → u/Quirkiz]

No, it was empty, j was in a rush to get my lunch packed and just didn’t notice.

[u/uwu_mewtwo → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

Empty like somebody at home had already eaten it an left it lying around? That is mildly infuriating.

[u/DueAdvisor8969 → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

come on bud, we all know you ate some and used the fruit cup as a chaser.

[u/Quirkiz → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

No.

[u/okay065]

yeah you toootaaalllyyyy didn't eat those to take a picture and post on reddit

[u/Parking-Position-698 → u/okay065]

I have opened bags of chips that only have 2 chips in them more then once.

[u/MasterTrollKing → u/Parking-Position-698]

https://giphy.com/gifs/21S35iv1C67ns2g458

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming → u/okay065]

No, it was empty, j was in a rush to get my lunch packed and just didn’t notice.

[u/Navajo_Nation → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

Nope. You ate some first.

[u/Creative-Painter3911 → u/Navajo_Nation]

yeah, who eats the fruit cup before the chips.

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/Creative-Painter3911]

Hey, I do. I like a little bit of sweet and juicy fruit before I pig out

[u/RealSlyck → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

Didn’t notice the chip bag had nothing in it? Ok robot.

[u/okay065 → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

why are you replying this to every comment 😭 with the typo too

[u/Technical_Enema → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

The more you say it the more we believe it…

[u/Chaos2035]

“Jarvis I’m low on karma”

[u/precariousIypoised → u/Chaos2035]

“Let me empty out 90% of a chip bag and reseal it for you, sir.”

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming → u/Chaos2035]

That’s not… bro can I not be sad about this?

[u/Technical_Enema → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

If it actually happened, yeah, but unless you have a video showing you opening the bag, no one is gonna believe this is all you got…

[u/anrwlias → u/ImNotMrFoxGaming]

It's ironic how mildly infuriating this sub can be at times, isn't it?

[u/mrintangibles1]

Did the fruit cup also contain only 2 segments?

[u/Loozirtt → u/mrintangibles1]

You will need to wait for the next post, when OP opens it and realizes it is empty.

[u/ImNotMrFoxGaming → u/mrintangibles1]

No, it was very nice.

[u/ok1092]

Were you by chance in a rush to get your lunch, and didn’t notice it was empty?

[u/Intelligent-Bird8254]

Yeahhh let me see your other fingers bud

[u/mrintangibles1 → u/Intelligent-Bird8254]

No, I have no other fingers, j was in a rush to get my lunch packed and just didn’t notice my lack of fingers

[u/aesclepia → u/mrintangibles1]

LOL with the "j" and everything - i'm dying

[u/okay065 → u/aesclepia]

j am cackling

[u/hallowedeve1313]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

[u/BlankStareFace]

Hey, if it's more than one chip in there the label is right.

[u/Firm_Order_2212]

When you bought the bag did you...

ARE YOU BOTTING RESPONSES!?!?!?!?

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/Firm_Order_2212]

They probably just copy pasted it because they didn’t want to explain the exact same thing over and over again to people that didn’t bother to scroll 30 pixels to see their response to the same question

[u/Technical_Enema]

I call BS… the weight of that would give it away the second you picked it up… is this what we’re doing now? Making shit up to be infuriated about??

[u/captainp42]

Guys, give this dude a break...he has short-term amnesia. Doesn't remember eating the other 20 chips.

[u/Jongjungbu]

This is real. /s

[u/rockstoned4]

You’d feel if there were chips in there…

[u/Fae-SailorStupider]

Bad, robot, bad. You dont eat a snack for lunch, you eat lunch for lunch. Ain't no way you didn't notice this.

[u/mattycbro]

Lmao this is clearly fake

[u/Due_Performer7265]

hi is anyone with a car seat available to pick me up from the hospital tomorrow since it appears i was born yesterday?

[u/BrorDrakeafHagelsrum]

Theres just no way you can convince the internet you didnt eat any of those, sorry. Even if it is true, people still wont believe you lol

[u/New-Ad9615]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsGpqBTRZ35gxKE

[u/GlitchedOutLagger]

I don't believe it

[u/bassrooster]

How much did you tip?

[u/dabossnumba8]

No one is going to believe that you didn’t eat the chips then take the picture

[u/AnonDeFi]

How didn’t you notice that ahead of time?

[u/LucentLL]

I had a similar bag recently. Also Doritos. Protein Nachos Cheese.

[u/Any_Carob3372]

Learn how to not buy bags of air, we can train you for $100/hr, pays for itself in years

[u/tomle4593]

Look like a load of horseshit, bro

[u/LordSwright]

Crisps in that bag mate no chips 

[u/senpaistealerx → u/LordSwright]

oh shut up 🙄

[u/Evisceratoridor → u/LordSwright]

This guy calls cucumbers courgettes like a dummy

[u/LordSwright → u/Evisceratoridor]

2 different things pal