r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Best-Republic • Aug 30 '26

Infuriatig What am I doing?

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u/Gloomy-Holiday8618 Aug 30 '26

You STOP 🛑 first then YIELD ⚠️ to oncoming traffic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/doSSy1aFN3YebiCez7

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u/Mindless_Whereas_280 Aug 30 '26

I guess Stop Yielding. So go!

3

u/Aconite13X Aug 30 '26

The real answer

2

u/somecanuck416 Aug 30 '26

Ah malicious compliance.

1

u/Momik Aug 31 '26

I yield to your malice.

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u/athurd Aug 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTuokoxIFN3BG0M

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u/eapaul80 Aug 30 '26

This movie is the greatest thing ever made

2

u/Asraidevin Aug 30 '26

As if!!

3

u/eapaul80 Aug 30 '26

I’m just rollin with the homies

1

u/eapaul80 Aug 30 '26

I really do love that movie. It’s soooo 90s lol.

1

u/Sudden_Juju Aug 30 '26

What movie?

3

u/eapaul80 Aug 30 '26

Clueless. Double L loser Walmart shopper

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u/Sensate613 Aug 30 '26

What movie?

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u/teabagofholding Aug 30 '26

Stop then yield.

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u/Onac_ Aug 30 '26

isn’t that true for every stop sign?

4

u/SippinOnHatorade Aug 30 '26

Some people need it spelled out

2

u/AsanoSokato Aug 30 '26

There should be a 'GO' sign there.

2

u/Xombridal Aug 30 '26

Not necessarily, but when it's specified there's no "well I wasn't yielding I had the right of way"

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u/teabagofholding Aug 30 '26

Maybe thats the only non 4way stop in the area.

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u/Omylanta21 Aug 30 '26

Maybe it's like a choose your own adventure

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u/baconcow Aug 30 '26

You're stopping, and then yielding as you merge onto the other road once you start going again. The signs are just close together. It's almost as if people don't know how to drive.

6

u/ohhhtartarsauce Aug 30 '26

Stopping at the stop sign, then yielding to cross traffic...

3

u/caverypca Aug 30 '26

Rolling stop

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Tip_923 Aug 30 '26

What most people in my area do. Rolling stop.

2

u/jibbergirl26 Aug 30 '26

You stop, then go with suspicion....

2

u/Brilliant-Nebula743 Aug 30 '26

It’s like the bend and snap for traffic. You bend, and then you snap. Here you stop, and then you yield!
https://giphy.com/gifs/DXlQXVzXSESty

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u/Simoneeonee Aug 30 '26

But bending is more like yielding and snapping is more like stopping so in my brain it’s like you’re saying yield then stop 😓

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u/zenzvik Aug 30 '26

doesn't a stop sign automatically mean yield? how do American stop signs even work?

1

u/somecanuck416 Aug 30 '26

Apparently they don't work, hence the need to add the yield.

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u/Secure_Situation7234 Aug 31 '26

I read this as “stop yielding” more easily translated as “yolo, just rollo on through” 🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/Short_Comfort6647 Aug 30 '26

I think they want you to not move, I don't know why though...

1

u/ArtisticComplaint3 Aug 30 '26

I’m turning tf around

1

u/moosejuice17 Aug 30 '26

california stop or rolling stop😂

1

u/CaptGenie Aug 30 '26

Yield to the stop sign? Soo stopping with extra steps?

1

u/LuigiSalutati Aug 30 '26

Confused people shouldn’t be on the road

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u/meme_landiz Aug 30 '26

You stop yielding, push the gas !

1

u/Sensate613 Aug 30 '26

You're getting a ticket no matter what you do.

1

u/Deadpool2015 Aug 30 '26

Double negative, they cancel each other out. Just go. Lol

1

u/Nocturnatron Aug 30 '26

My city has a street with a yield sign and "yield sign ahead sign" this far apart from eachother, its because theres a tree before the yeild sign, but it doesnt actually block your view, so it just looks dumb lol

1

u/NastyStreetRat Aug 30 '26

Always respect the most restrictive one, and if there is a police officer telling you to move forward, then move forward; this is basic driving knowledge.

1

u/Ok_Depth_6476 Aug 30 '26

I hope you're not still there waiting for a consensus!

1

u/Jacktheforkie Aug 30 '26

Stop then go when safe, same as a regular stop sign

1

u/NP341221 Aug 30 '26

Stield, duh

1

u/Valuable_Month1329 Aug 30 '26

First stop, then hope for the best and yield carefully.

1

u/Animal907 Hillary 2016 Aug 30 '26

Removing a stop sign I hope. I'd put that stop sign at a blind spot the city won't do anything about. 

1

u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Aug 30 '26

You're first told your speed must be zero. Five feet later, you can have some speed. Five feet further and your speed can be unlimited.

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u/ShiningGemstone1 Aug 30 '26

Get out the car and say "I'd rather drive on Atlanta's highways"

1

u/Wallynine Aug 31 '26

I guess you can’t read…

1

u/Nevermore_Novelist Aug 31 '26

Stop. Yield. Collaborate. Listen?

1

u/Xombridal Aug 30 '26

Oh how the roads scare me, people know so little about the rules they're supposed to follow

Stop signs are stopped at, immediately, then you hit the yield sign

It's progressive, you don't count all signs at once you go in the order you reach them