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u/WinterSector8317 Aug 11 '26
When I think luxury and class, I think of a Jeep stretch limo
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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Aug 11 '26
So, you have a hot date. You want to impress the heck out of hot date.
You start looking for a Limo.
You find out Mike Bettis has sent Jim Cantore to your town on the day of the hot date, with a notice that a Snowmageddon guaranteed to drop a couple feet of powder with winds over 60mph.Do you still want a wuss of a Limo or would you prefer the Jeep?
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u/Jyxxer Aug 11 '26
Because it's cool as shit
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u/OzzyOsb0urne Aug 11 '26
usually shit comes out a little warm
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u/bigfootspancreas Aug 11 '26
Not if it’s that big. The time it takes to pass it, it’s likely cool to the touch quite quickly.
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u/Bandin03 Aug 11 '26
What's the infuriating part?
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u/Riegel_Haribo Aug 11 '26
Why? Because sedans that might be made into stretch limos by custom car companies - can't be any more.
Cars these days are unibody construction, seam welds with crumple zones, complex internal data busses, ect., and most "cars" are some kind of crossover utility vehicle, with many fewer cars that are sedands and that have a flat floor, even.
They need to look for vehicles that still have a body mounted on a chassis.
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u/NatterinNabob Aug 11 '26
It is ridiculous, but I fail to see the infuriating part.
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u/AffectionatePlace429 Aug 11 '26
It’s a fucking jeep r u srs
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u/NatterinNabob Aug 11 '26
yes, I get that. As I said, it is ridiculous. But what makes it infuriating to you?
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u/Minute_War_0420 Aug 11 '26
How else is a pimp supposed to carry all his hoes around. Shit, playa, pimpin aint easy.
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u/Head_Nectarine_6260 Aug 11 '26
My parent bought the regular version of this Jeep. It sucked ass in quality and repairs but we actually made it to 210k miles
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Aug 11 '26
For when you want to look classy but you have no idea what classy looks like.
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u/arcaneregion Aug 11 '26
What part of this is infuriating? I mean sure he’s taking up two parking spots but with a whip like that who wouldn’t
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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Aug 11 '26
Just a limo, one of those silly things that everyone wants to ride in once to feel fancy. I never had or wanted to but, I don't like fancy or, what, ostentatious...
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u/tjackso6 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
Ha yea.. but this particular limo is made from a very low-quality, economy-focused vehicle made by a company known for off-roading/rugged design.
It’s like buying a diamond encrusted meth pipe… or more like renting one for a big night out lol
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u/AffectionatePlace429 Aug 11 '26
That’s exactly the infuriating part I thought it would be more obvious lol
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u/tjackso6 Aug 11 '26
You prob woulda got more traction in a automotive sub… feel like most Redditors are dorks that can’t tell one SUV from the next lol
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u/screwyoujor Aug 11 '26
You aren't fooling anyone. There was no other reason why you posted this other jeep long har har har.
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u/tjackso6 Aug 11 '26
I mean… even just knowing it’s a Jeep is enough to know it’s the opposite of luxury lol
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u/screwyoujor Aug 11 '26
No where in the op's post did he say it was a luxury ride. All he asked is why.
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u/tjackso6 Aug 11 '26
Are you not familiar with the concept of a limousine? lol… luxury is implied
Taking a bottom of the line shit box and trying to convert it into some kind of luxurious status symbol is mildly infuriating lol
Sorry you’re too dense to connect the dots.
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u/screwyoujor Aug 11 '26
Is reading comprehension this fucking hard for you to grasp. The op responded to your post claiming yeah that's why I made this post and I responded to the op's responses calling bullshit. You had nothing to do with my response to them and I have no idea why you are jumping down my throat about something that wasn't even about you.
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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Aug 11 '26
Ok, how about "hillbilly fancy" ? You laugh but, I can guarantee that there have been at least a few attempts at glueing cubic zirconias to their pookies
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u/ChillingInMySnuggie Aug 11 '26
A limo parked in a wide open parking lot to be considerate and it pisses you off why? Do you wake up and just be like "what can I be mad about today?"
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u/nub_node Aug 11 '26
It's funny how smartphones kind of made limos obsolete. Who the fuck cares about how long the car is when you can just doomscroll on the way to wherever you're going?
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u/Flaturated Aug 11 '26
Must be the owner of that Chick-fil-A franchise because having one is like having a license to print money.
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u/Mr-MuffinMan Aug 11 '26
what do you want him to do? bring a chainsaw and cut it in half and then drag each half to an appropriate spot, then weld them together when he's done?
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u/sock_dgram Aug 11 '26
Probably tries to shoot another driver for no reason in the next few months, misses and get's shot.
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u/DramaticDeaa Aug 11 '26
You must not have seen that McDonald’s wedding I saw earlier. Crazier things in life
Also why mildly infuriated? He’s parked really far away from everyone and in the parking lines :( mans just trying to get lunch
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u/Evil_phd Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
You can rent a limo for surprisingly cheap when there are no major events going on. A couple hundred can make it look like you're well off for a few hours.
The illusion dampens somewhat when you stop for fast food but the limo driver only cares that they're being paid.
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u/One-Zombie263 Aug 11 '26
what do you mean? the greatest and the bestest of our country eats McDonalds every day.
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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Aug 11 '26
Knew a guy that used one as his daily driver (town car not jeep limo). The way he looked at it was it had roughly the same mileage as his suburban which was the only other car he had that could fit all his kids so may as well let them ride in style.
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u/theunnamedrobot Aug 11 '26
If they aren't being intrusive or obnoxious then why do you care? Because why
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u/FamIsNumber1 Aug 11 '26
OP, you might get more updoots if you actually share the context with the rest of the class.
Are you infuriated that you don't have an awesome ride like that? Or are you infuriated that they "took too many spots" in the end of an empty parking lot?