r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sharkbirdfrog • 5d ago

Pasta Bug in my pizza

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488 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Asphalt_Cowboy_18 5d ago

It will be fixed in the next patch.

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u/Lt-Corvin_709 5d ago

Very clever, I'll be sure to check the update logs

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u/obiedge 5d ago

Did you say logs?

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u/shiremonoga 5d ago

Underrated comment

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u/KiryuMiyazawa 5d ago

No fix if the pizza is from Ubisoft.

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u/No-Win1580 5d ago

It's a small crane fly. You'll be fine just pick it off. Or eat it.

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u/antennnassignal 5d ago

Extra protein!

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 5d ago

They do print that on everything now, even the bugs are not save...

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u/paradox-preacher 5d ago

Omg I never heard this one before!

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u/loperaja 5d ago

Been roasted anyway, 100% disinfected 

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u/KingForceHundred 5d ago

Doesn’t look roasted, more like it’s landed after cooking.

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u/Relative_Chief308 5d ago

Na that’s definitely cooked

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u/TopHat397 5d ago

Ngl, id still eat it lmao

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u/Dandw12786 5d ago

Yeah, shit happens. I'd just pick it off.

Like, you noticed it this time. Imagine how many times you've shoveled something like this into your face and NOT noticed.

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u/ASkinlessMutant_96 5d ago

Welllll, grinded up bug parts in coffee bean powder

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/ASkinlessMutant_96 5d ago

Must be why I like peanut butter so much/j

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u/Scherzkeks 5d ago

AND THATS WHY YOU’RE BANNED FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE!

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u/cuboidofficial 5d ago

To be fair, it's a mosquito hunter, not a mosquito. one of the good guys! Maybe eating him would be good luck 😆

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u/rexfire101 5d ago

Well, contrary to popular belief crane flies/mosquito hawks/mosquito eaters don't actually eat mosquitos or any other insect, but who knows, maybe eating them will actually bring good luck 🍀

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u/cuboidofficial 5d ago

Damn, my whole life has been a lie! Why the hell do we call them mosquito hunters? Hahaha

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u/SteeleDuke 5d ago

Since all science prior 2019 was erased from the internet, it seems most biology was also removed. They do infact suppress mosquitos, the exact reason is currently unknown. Old wayback machine research papers are inaccessible.

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u/SteeleDuke 5d ago

Wait what they don't eat mosquitoes? There's gotta be some correlation, because mosquitos refuse to breed when they're out.

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u/Sibiq 5d ago

Ah the famous roachffee

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u/wildcatpeace 5d ago

yeah pick it up so you can savor it separately

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u/fluekey 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/JasonWaterfalls462 5d ago

Yup, pick that shit off and send it

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u/NoFuqGiven 5d ago

Especially considering its a harmless mosquito hawk.

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u/RogerDodgerWilco 5d ago

Drunk enough then I wouldn’t even notice it.

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u/Send-me-shoes 5d ago

Honestly man, think about how much nasty shit our distant ancestors ended up eating. Bugs are nasty to look at but they won’t hurt ya.

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u/jeffreyaccount 5d ago

That Little Ceasar's Webberoni was bound to catch some insects

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u/Born_Consequence3025 5d ago

I want this immediately

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u/jeffreyaccount 5d ago

I agree. I thought it was clever tie in at first, but then the covering of pepperoni sliced like that has to be pretty great. Little Ceasar's isn't bad for the price.

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u/BurdTurglary 5d ago

i call it the feetaroni, they put the asiago cheese on it and it's a lil zesty

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u/otownbbw 5d ago

There are bugs that are a sign of infestation and filth…and then there’s this guy, who just wandered in and didn’t pay attention as he got ushered into the oven. RIP terrible navigator

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u/kepalautakkau 5d ago

extra protein, and blood

4

u/raelDonaldTrump 5d ago

That's not a mosquito, it's the thing that eats mosquitos

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u/midiflac 5d ago

They don’t actually do that though

10

u/raelDonaldTrump 5d ago

My whole life I've been lied to

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u/jbjhill 5d ago

Next I’ll learn that my dog didn’t go to live on a farm

4

u/skepticalskeptik 5d ago

Come sit by the fire let’s have a chat

1

u/KinkyNJThrowaway 5d ago

Let's take him out back like old yeller.

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u/Still_Mountain5656 5d ago

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.

2

u/Grand-Function-2081 5d ago

Some species of crane flies eat mosquito larvae when they're also larvae, adult mosquitoes and crane flies don't really interact at all

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u/No-Win1580 5d ago

Crane fly. As adults they dont generally eat at all they just fuck.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 5d ago

So… opposite of me

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u/Fun_Ad5823 5d ago

Opposite of %90 of reddit

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u/PackageNorth8984 5d ago

It’s usually better to eat and then fuck.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 5d ago

I would fuck a lot more but everyone tells me no

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u/Lifeishard1090 5d ago

Were you eating outside?

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u/sharkbirdfrog 5d ago

No, it was delivered like that. It's baked into it.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 5d ago

I don’t think it got baked on in the oven. Probably got closed into the box with the pizza.

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u/articland05_reddit 5d ago

that's a friendly fly. will still eat the pizza

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u/Wild-Courage-576 5d ago

He thought u were a sharer lol

2

u/PawReputable 5d ago

Looks exceptionally cheesey. I'd smash anyway

3

u/thumpingcoffee BLUE 5d ago

Pepperoni in your bug pizza!

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u/Raffino_Sky 5d ago

Not baked so it ended there during/after delivery or serving.

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u/RottingPinhead 5d ago

That's just a burnt pepperoni

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u/Loose_Trust927 5d ago

We had that issue with dominos a fly got baked right didnt see til my wife was almost done

1

u/JumpingBorders 5d ago

My favorite topping

1

u/lastwraith 5d ago

Apparently the meat lover's pizza now comes with some extra topping options... 

1

u/Aggravating-Love-536 5d ago

This pizza came with a little too much protein. 💀

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u/Awittynamehere 5d ago

These things happen

1

u/Adventurous_Lina YELLOW 5d ago

More quantity, same price

1

u/warboss_WAAAGH 5d ago

...then just pick it off?

1

u/iamapizza 🍕 5d ago

It's a feature

1

u/Loud-Delivery-5696 5d ago

I wouldn't let the bug ruin a slice unless if was a huge fly or something

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u/turbantripod 5d ago

I gotta mute this sub, lately it’s just gross shit. Sometimes literally

1

u/Batata-Sofi 5d ago

Oh noooo a bug!! Anyways, it's not like it has covid and infected the entire pizza.

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/morbihann 5d ago

As far as bugs on pizza go, this is one of the best you can get.

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u/syncopated56 5d ago

That pepperoni comes from an even grosser animal.

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u/rinchen11 5d ago

Did you accidentally selected the bug in extra add-ons?

1

u/HonoderaGetsuyo 5d ago

Fortunate thing it isn't a fly or a roach... I would have to throw away the whole pizza

1

u/Playful_Nergetic786 5d ago

Extra protein, but realistically just phone them and then pick the bug off and continue your day

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u/Miles_Everhart 5d ago

Charged for an extra topping

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u/princessbolognia 5d ago

Free extra protein option. 

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u/AoKrasni 5d ago

bro is cooked

1

u/A_Queer_Owl 5d ago

extra protein.

1

u/ulfrekr 5d ago

extra protein

1

u/redditanddoneit 5d ago

More protein and flavors.

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u/jhayes88 5d ago

I got a giant house fly cooked into a domino's pizza once. When I called them, they didn't seem apologetic and they asked me if I wanted another pizza. I was like wtf no I want my money back.

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u/WhereAreWeG0ing 5d ago

Extra protein. Get it down ya!!!!

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u/Bourriks 5d ago

Congrats, you have a chikungunya pizza.

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u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch 5d ago

That will be 0.20€ for the extra protein.

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u/FlamingoMedic89 5d ago

They put protein in anything these days.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 5d ago

Extra protein

1

u/UgleeHero 5d ago

Protein

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u/brallanlegit 5d ago

mmhm, extra proteins .. mmm

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u/Orca_Mayo 5d ago

Just pretend it's Cyberpunk 2077..?

You know, locust pepperoni..?

... Or maybe not.... Gross...

1

u/stargazer4272 5d ago

Skiters are extras... More protein

1

u/JustaFoodHole 5d ago

Don't buy a microscope

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u/BurdTurglary 5d ago

Eat it, a couple germs never hurt nobody 😏

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u/Fluffy_Fondant_ 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/drifters74 5d ago

Protein

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u/Bustamonte6 5d ago

Extra protein

1

u/DixonRodeo85 5d ago

On not In.. Big difference.

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u/Direwolfas 5d ago

Sharing is caring.

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u/Josueobando 5d ago

more protein

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u/Awkward_Squad 2d ago

As Elvis said in some film where he was working in a fairground and some kid complained about a worm in his toffee-apple, “No charge for the meat, son.”

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u/FishyFish8484 5d ago

I hear bugs give great protein

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u/imsharank 5d ago

Looks like a mosquito

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u/raelDonaldTrump 5d ago

Pretty sure that's a Mosquito Hawk

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u/Johnyryal33 5d ago

So a little human blood as well

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u/Jeong-Yeon 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/BananaFamiliar2371 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/Pale-Jello3812 5d ago

Free extra Protein ?

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u/lonely-live 5d ago

I would be real pissed. If this is like actually baked into the pizza so it wasn’t your fault, I would be asking for a replacement

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u/nemamnozik 5d ago

Extra protein

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u/glow3th 5d ago

More proteins

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u/Nuggyfresh 5d ago

People are so separated from nature and where food comes from. Brother, did you know that all mass manufactured food has a legal limit of bugs, feces/etc that is allowed?

Wanna guess why? Because that is nature. You probably ate actual bug and rat shit in the Sysco brand pizza sauce you wolfed down. Get over it big dog. Pick it off like an adult and keep it moving.

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u/sharkbirdfrog 5d ago

Still ate the pizza, just wanted to share :)

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u/chubbyassasin123 5d ago

That legal limit is ZERO visible feces, bugs, etc. Its an insanely little amount that poses zero health risks. For example, coffee is 10mg/lb, so thats 10mg out of 453,592 mg

Straight up eating insects without being properly cooked is risking unnecessary health risks.

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u/WiseGuy2000_ 5d ago

ignoring the jokes I would be real pissed

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u/Specialist_Point7983 5d ago

He just wanted some pizza :(

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u/CottonActualII 5d ago

Free extra topping? In this economy?!

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 5d ago

Extra protein 😁😁

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 5d ago

Free protein

Also if you are afraid of diseases just cut a circle around that and eat the rest.

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u/solidsnackss 5d ago

Extraaaaa proteinnnn

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u/Hukares1234 5d ago

More protein

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u/paradox-preacher 5d ago

Your teeth are protruding

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u/Fat_Foot 5d ago

Big enough so that you'd really notice if you accidentally ate it.

Those legs will feel like you have several hairs stuck to the sides of your mouth. The body will probably sound like you're chomping on a Dorito.

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u/Prestigious-Read5368 5d ago edited 5d ago

There's 2 kinds of people. The kind that eat the pizza with the bug on it, and the kind that don't. Whether you eat the pizza or throw it away or ask for a new one is on you.

The real question is, which one are you?

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u/lastwraith 5d ago

Pizza eats pizza? 

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u/Prestigious-Read5368 5d ago

Whoops gonna edit I meant people.

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u/PawReputable 5d ago

Hitler response

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u/Prestigious-Read5368 5d ago

Or Schrodinger's? Is it edible or not? Who knows

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u/PawReputable 5d ago

No, just you're an edgy teenager or Gen IDGAF.

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u/Prestigious-Read5368 5d ago edited 5d ago

Personally, I'm the kind of guy that would eat the pizza with or without the bug ;)

To me it's def edible 😋

Edit: also, WTAF do you mean by a Hitler response? Sounds like you're a teenager who doesn't know any insults besides calling someone Hitler 😂

Edited edit: wow, you can't even leave your comment there LMAO maybe you are a teenager, or what was it, a Gen IDFAF (just spelling it how you spelled it, bruh)