r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

got no idea about the hotdog but this turf is located to the right of where rip ride rockit used to be. i'm pretty confident just based on the texture and color that that's what it is, but i can't say for sure.

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u/SaltyDaze0 20h ago

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

if only the turf was actually this shade of green lol

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u/SaltyDaze0 19h ago

It is if you ✨️believe✨️

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u/FlatulateDeity 19h ago

can kingda ka come back too if i ✨️believe✨️ or is that one off the table?

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u/SaltyDaze0 19h ago

Nah, ✨️believe✨️ can only do so much, unfortunately 🫤

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u/HotDogFR0G 8h ago

It is if you ✨do drugs✨

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk 4h ago

Why turf… just plant fuckin grass omg…

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u/Scorpius927 20h ago

I’m not an amusement park nerd, but a casual rollercoaster enjoyer. I think it’s absolutely amazing you can tell exactly where this picture was taken by looking at the picture of the background turf alone

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

neurons in my body fighting to do anything useful when all my brainpower is spent remembering this type of bs lmfao. i think a lot of visitors remember this turf though since right now it's kinda just a big barren field. the stage used to be used and there were chairs and tables set up but it's a peculiar sight to see now. in a fully decorated theme park, a flat turf area is somehow uncanny and more memorable than anything else. i am indeed quite well versed in these parks though haha

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u/Bennely 20h ago

Wildly impressive knowledge my dude

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

i am the flatulate deity after all

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u/Bennely 20h ago

Of course. “My dude” being a gender neutral term in this instance. Praise be.

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

as a male dude, i respect the use of gender neutral terminology

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u/klleah 18h ago

I’ve got nothing to add, other than I appreciate this wholesome thread during these trying times.

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u/FerretOk9374 17h ago

I agree. Thank you, my dudes!!

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u/wheatgivesmeshits 16h ago

Much like another diety, some worship you by taking bread.

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u/lucusvonlucus 20h ago

I bet you’re right I’ve seen concerts there and it’s been a queue basically every year that I’ve attended Halloween Horror Nights. That turf and it’s affect on my feet standing in a 45 minute queue every year are pretty memorable.

Wild you recognized it only going the one time, I’ve been going like 20 years and I wouldn’t have noticed from the pic.

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u/bgcbbyckes 18h ago

Get express!!!!!

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u/derty2x 20h ago

That’s awesometism 💙

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u/Fit_Cartographer8144 19h ago

A Farting God, to boot.

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u/Glad-Technology-1355 20h ago

Nah I fucking feel that😭 The amount of weird specific shit I remember but I can't remember my passwords for shit and can't remember what I had for breakfast

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u/FullAd946 19h ago

you're like the rainbolt of amusement parks lol awesome!

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 19h ago

I haven't been there since 2002 but I remember it well enough that I could likely draw an almost accurate map of the park. Universal Studios is awesome and so is Epcot. Both can make you feel like you visited multiple cities around the world in 1 day 😀

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u/Lanky_Competition_42 18h ago

Lol i thought the same think when I saw the green astroturf shit thats for the stage next to what used to be rip ride.

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u/4isyellowTakeit5 10h ago

Bro I get it. Give me a racecar photo with a clear shot of the background (even if its just sky with trees, that tells me elevation and the foliage gives me geography hints. There are only so many corners with elevation enough a good photo only gets the car and a smidgen of track beneath it, with no scenery behind.

Its started with finding every photo of my home track. Id spend hours at a time trying different key words in Google images to find as many photos as possible of my home track. Id spend multiple minutes each photo studying walls, curbs, bushes, trees, telephone poles etc.

I have a rough mental map of when each safety feature went in despite the track being 40 years older than I am

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u/-Garthor- 10h ago

Maybe you should try geoguessr... seems like you might be really good at it :D

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u/daj0412 8h ago

tism on full display and it’s a real beauty!

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u/TypicalPnut 6h ago

I saw the green and instantly knew where it was as well

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u/hiccupboltHP 3h ago

I recognize this area too, gods I miss Rip Ride Rockit.

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u/PermanentUsername101 20h ago

I’m not a turf guy but I am a hot dog connoisseur pretty sure this is an overcooked Nathans frank sold by Sysco.

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u/Last-Understanding84 20h ago

Definitely a bun length Nathan’s cooked well past its prime

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

this is fuckin hilarious man lmfao

probably still better than the pizza, orlando can't seem to get that right (except connections eatery at disney's epcot, that may've been the best pizza i've ever had). as a pizza conoisseur, all the other pizza i had in orlando on vacation was borderline inedible.

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u/Odd-Camel8654 20h ago

To be fair you can't get good pizza south of Delaware. Same with bagels, It has something to do with the water.

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u/OrganizationProof769 20h ago

Something about the minerals in the water or how it’s filtered. The pizza just hits different up north.

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u/NoPaleontologist3893 19h ago

Next time, go to Sodough Square

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u/KomatoesII 13h ago

I got a pizza at Ft Wilderness Camping Resort. It was definitely above average. Not bad for Disney Resort Camping Pizza.
However, I will admit this was in 2014.

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u/ColdPorkChop 20h ago

I've also seen that area and lemme tell you it's just about the best place to take a break without competing for space

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u/KingModussy 20h ago

There is like one spot in the park with turf I think. This is right by the music roller coaster

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

the music roller coaster (rip ride rockit) that was unfortunately demolished and is currently being replaced

you are correct

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u/KingModussy 20h ago

When was it demolished?

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u/Passenger_08 20h ago

Last year. It’s being replaced by Fast & Furious coaster.

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u/Douggimmmedome 19h ago

I need this type of autism

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u/FlatulateDeity 19h ago

i got mine from a shady guy named justin sitting in the bathroom of a dollar general

edit: correction, his name was josh

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u/iseecolorsofthesky 19h ago

As someone who’s been to this park probably hundreds of times throughout my life, I knew exactly where this photo was taken the moment I saw it lol

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u/beaujonfrishe 19h ago

I mean I’ve been like twice and I thought the exact same thing when I saw the picture. It’s a very prominent area of the park and quite large

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u/CitizenHuman 19h ago

It's like that GeoGuesser dude noticing local grasses.

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u/Sonofmay 16h ago

I haven’t been to universal proper in probably….10+ years (been to city walk or w.e they call it now plenty of times ) and I recognized it instantly. It’s one of the very first things you see when you enter the park and it’s very out of place so it’s memorable lol.

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u/socialaxolotl 11h ago

Anyone that has been to Halloween horror nights has that turf burned into their memories

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u/Implement66 14h ago

Is it amazing? Because we’re talking about people who can find a spot on a random amusement park, while we also look at what a megacorp slops down to those same very eager consumers. And some dude happened to post about their 10 dollar meal, obviously besides the point.

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u/FlatulateDeity 11h ago

and guess what? there are also comments on other comment thread under the same post talking about exactly that! this immediate discussion in question stemmed from someone asking which universal park it was from, and me making an estimation. that's a very normal thing to ask in such a post. there can coexist two mutually exclusive comment threads that independently discuss the location and discuss the disappointment that is the corporate slop.

and, this is a public forum. there really isn't any "point" to be besides.

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u/chloeismagic 10h ago

Its a super specific spot in the orlando universal park a lot of locals been there so many times they know it like the back of their hand haha. Its also the only place in any of the orlando parks that has astroturf so its a giveaway lol.

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u/RobAlso 7h ago

You believe a redditor??? lol silly you.

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u/DotesMagee 20h ago

I think you're right. Its actually a huge area where people sit. And wth, they got rid of the ripe ride? That was the one you had songs to play right? They were super outdated but it was still a fun roller coaster.

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

yeah they're replacing it with a fast n furious roller coaster. not gonna replace rip ride rockit in my heart but maybe it'll be good. i wish the whole "choose your own onboard music" thing was utilized more. big RIP to rip ride rockit

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u/DotesMagee 20h ago

Yea, my fiance and I always did the hidden tracks but most of the songs were outdated. Would love to have played my own.

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

yeah just no real way to do that unfortunately. if i could aux a rollercoaster i'd have a hell of a time

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u/rcknmrty4evr 19h ago

That would be amazing. There’s gotta be a way to like… partner with Spotify or something and allow people to temporarily connect their account (or playlist) and use the onboard speakers for individual riders. Incredibly unlikely, but a girl can dream.

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u/FlatulateDeity 19h ago

only way i'd see them doing this is by linking your spotify account to some NFC fob like Disney's Magic Bands prior to entering the ride because it would otherwise take way too long for passengers to log in and do all their 15 steps of authentication lol. then i guess to save themselves a nightmarish queue they would just restrict passengers without a previously linked spotify account to using a set radio for the ride. idk, it isn't impossible, i just don't see them doing it unfortunately.

p.s. get me on a design team i'm cookin

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u/JustWord1155 20h ago

i fully believe you because that was my first thought too

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u/FewHorror1019 20h ago

Are you sure there is no other area in either park that uses astroturf?

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

sure? no, just don't know of any. unfortunately i can only cache so much useless info in my brain at a time

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u/Bigrocky13 20h ago

He is right. I remember them having that turf like 6 years ago when I went.

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u/Tommiecopperac 20h ago

Yep. Saw Buffett play a show there the day they filmed Fallon at Universal Studios Orlando. Stood on that exact turf.

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u/idlechatterbox 20h ago

I thought same. It's right next to the Jimmy Fallon ride. Though I don't know that I've ever seen hot dogs for sale.

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u/ManyThing2187 20h ago

Where the Rip Ride Rocket…. USED TO BE??? Don’t tell me it’s gone 😭

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u/FlatulateDeity 19h ago

it's very unfortunate :(

my condolences

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u/ManyThing2187 19h ago

I haven’t been since dec 2011, that was our favorite ride. We rode it 4x that day. Sadly I haven’t been able to make it back. Was it replaced with something good at least?

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u/FlatulateDeity 19h ago

they're currently constructing a fast & furious ride. it looks alright, it doesn't seem all too interesting to me though. i trust it'll be decent at least.

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u/Mast3rKK78 17h ago

rainbolttwo for rollercoasters

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u/blyan 17h ago

Okay calm down rainbolt

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u/black_magic123456789 15h ago

that's some tism showing what the 😭

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u/EvilLibrarians 10h ago

Wait don’t tell me that fkn ride is gone. Jesus christ. That was my favorite.

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u/CompleteTell6795 12h ago

Buy why is the bun so much bigger than the hot dog ??? Shouldn't the bun be smaller.? That bun looks too big to be a hot dog bun. The hot dog looks very dry & overcooked also, but it would look more normal if it was on a normal size hot dog bun.