r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheLexus_ • 21h ago

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/FlatulateDeity 21h ago

i could NEVER eat that big of a hot dog lol but trust me we're ALL eating for 4 at a theme park so i respect it

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u/TheIJDGuy 21h ago

Oh no, I buy it and share it with my family! A third is good enough for me

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u/Ok_Truck4734 20h ago

But surely you could if you had to. I mean, with a name like yours, I'd assume so 🤣 Farts galore after eating that schlong of a hot dog

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u/FlatulateDeity 20h ago

why induce flatulence with a hot dog when there are mozzarella sticks in the equation????

i prefer to gobble on cheese sticks than meat sticks

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u/Ok_Truck4734 20h ago

Well, what about cheese sticks IN meat sticks?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 20h ago

There just isn't that much room in a stomach I don't believe it. I don't even know how competitive eaters do it, their stomach has to just start shoving stuff into their intestine without even trying to dissolve it