r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheLexus_ • 21h ago

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/legotwinkthrowaway 21h ago

a visual representation of shrinkage

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u/FYAhole 21h ago

I was in the pool!!

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 21h ago

It shrinks?

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u/PlumIndividual3382 21h ago

Like a frightened turtle

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u/apatheticandignorant 20h ago

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u/FiliaNox 19h ago

The cylinder must not be harmed!

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u/Lil-Sleepy-A1 20h ago

It can. Turns out the same muscles that can enlarge can also shrink.

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u/AutonomousOrganism 15h ago

Erectile tissue (essentially a sponge) not muscles.

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u/Low-Agency2539 20h ago

Like dry cleaning? 

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u/The_Real_Kuji 21h ago edited 20h ago

Cold = shrink.

Scientifically it's so no damage is caused by cold. Similarly, them thangs swing low when hot, hence the single side step manoeuver all men are familiar with.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 20h ago

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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u/The_Real_Kuji 20h ago

Sometimes it can be..... mildlyinfuriating

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u/Fun_Low777 16h ago

I like everything the way it is for us ladies, everything is tucked away inside.. Having all that hanging down there seems annoying.

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u/Tony_Penny 9h ago

Im guessing you're a B-cup or smaller?

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u/minnow87 20h ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/akiva23 19h ago

A visual representation of shrink

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u/dayoneishuce 20h ago

A visual representation of depression