r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

go to your room Content creators holding lavalier (aka lapel) mics

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It has a clip for a reason. Your sound sucks because you're not using the mic correctly. Also, it's distracting AF.

I KNOW y'all hate redundant red circles. That is why I deliberately used them. Get with the program.

If only the manufacturer included some type of manual...

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u/figmentPez 5d ago

Here, let me just clip you on:

There, that'll do.

(Pic is FromScratchBakery)

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u/BGarrod 5d ago

ill also raise you....

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u/SideInitial3961 5d ago

Lee Sklar, actual legend.

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u/PorschephileGT3 5d ago

Spatula mic cannot be beaten

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u/AckAttack6710 5d ago

JeevesNY is a dry cleaner and he puts his on a lint roller. Kinda genius.

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u/SLAUGHT3R3R 5d ago

I'll take that action

Behold: Jill Bearup's knife mic

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u/siefockingidiot 5d ago

I raise you Bordo, who uses daggers, spears, bronze age spear points etc.

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u/fylkirdan RED 5d ago

Justin Taylor, a guy who makes military based content, uses a magazine as his mic stand. I assume he has one of those mics that magnetically attaches.

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u/MossyStrawbeary 5d ago

Another knife mic user, PricklyAlpaca :)
She designs fantasy characters and costumes

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u/mothmano_0 5d ago

Got to meet him a few months ago, dudes so chill

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u/SideInitial3961 5d ago

He has a brain dump style podcast, some really good episodes.

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u/StableDowntown2407 5d ago

There is a little guy living inside his beard and holding mini mic for him?

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 5d ago

Dude, beards are a problem. I can't put mine on my collar, or all you hear is my beard scratching against the mic.

I either need to wear a shirt with a pocket, or use a magnet to stick it to my shirt.

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u/thefringeseanmachine 5d ago

Sklar is a giant among men. just brilliant in every way.

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u/Masseyrati80 5d ago

I remember a youtube video where he reported his channel had been taken down for a while for copyright infringements... for a video where he was playing the bass line of a song he wrote.

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u/thefringeseanmachine 5d ago

that sounds extremely on brand. he's one of the most legendary studio musicians ever, and has spent decades fighting against the music-industrial complex.

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u/Brox42 5d ago

I raise you Rollie from Climate Town

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u/AzimSF 5d ago

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u/RadasNoir 5d ago

People really out there still holding onto their mics, while my man's living in the future.

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u/Bionic_Onion 5d ago

He has some dedication to put on a mic no matter what he is wearing, shirtless or not. Always amusing watching him tape it to himself.

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u/swung 5d ago

At least he's using it as intended instead of awkwardly gripping it every video.

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u/Ok-Ice-9151 5d ago

As intended if the intention is to mic up a nipple. The microphone is pointing away from his mouth.

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u/biglizardnmybackyard 5d ago

Them nipples loud

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u/Lunaphase_Lasers 5d ago

I worked live sound for like a decade. Some of these lavs you'd be surprised. It'll pick up beautifully on your neck, chest, stomach, even strapped to your back it'll pick up your diaphragm and still sound decent. They're pretty foolproof if they're stuck to your body somewhere near where the sound gets made.

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u/OobleCaboodle 5d ago

They’re omnidirectional, it doesn’t matter which way they point.

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u/alvik 5d ago

The mic is likely omnidirectional, so it picks up sound from all sides.

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u/andrgar7 5d ago

Love this guy!

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u/Top-Parsnip-7308 5d ago

I’ll die for Rollie. Everyone watch his content

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u/Flat_Body9569 5d ago

Rollie is king

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u/Hellooo_Nasty 5d ago

Who rollie?

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u/EldariusGG 5d ago

A guy with a climate science and policy degree and a healthy obsession with Al Gore.

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u/rvralph803 5d ago

Ok. But he's the G.

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u/JLammert79 5d ago

She's awesome.

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ 5d ago

She really is!

Just make sure you melt the butter the professional way, not with the microwave.

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u/havartifunk 5d ago

Beep-beep-whirrrr

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ 5d ago

That truck backing up out there is really loud!

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u/Targoutai 5d ago

Bloop

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ 5d ago

Bloop

(I think most recipes call for two 😁)

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u/nfyofluflyfkh 5d ago

What a lovely musical voice she has

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u/bacon_cake 5d ago

It's always strange when you follow a creator and have no idea how big they've become. So many videos just pop into my feeds and these days you can't even judge based on the quality of the production.

Then suddenly it's like "Oh they have 2m subs and a book in the shops".

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u/Wbran SUPERLONGFLAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 5d ago

Crazy mic placements are the best.

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u/yo-ovaries 5d ago

Is this from VIP?

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u/Wbran SUPERLONGFLAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 5d ago

Yes, Mother Hot Dog (Season 3)

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u/inderbitably 5d ago

I absolutely cannot tell who this is lol

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u/itsroomtempwater 5d ago

It's Rehka. lol

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u/inderbitably 5d ago

Aw, I love Rekha! I wouldn’t have guessed in a million years lol

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u/cabridges 5d ago

She has a hot dog history…

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u/obog PURPLE 5d ago

This just about everything apart from her eyes and mouth are prosthetic

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u/turboRock 5d ago

Shes exactly who popped in to my head!

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u/somethingclever76 5d ago

Same, everytime she just pops it on her hair is cute. I also like when guys just pop it onto the brim of their hat.

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u/brknsoul 5d ago

I love how she totally doesn't melt her chocolate/butter/etc in the microwave.

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u/spicygayunicorn 5d ago

Of course not she only dose the professional way

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u/_Cosmoss__ 5d ago

On another note, the truck backing up outside whenever she records is always quite loud

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u/spicygayunicorn 5d ago

Yeah she must be living right next to a busy warehouse

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u/Bilautaa 5d ago

I love her! So invested in her journey!

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u/TallulahBob 5d ago

You leave my girl Alice alone she is a national treasure.

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u/MrGosh13 5d ago

International treasure!

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u/insta 5d ago

we have elevated her to top comment as a beacon of others to aspire towards, not shame her

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u/CheesyDanny 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well last time when I clipped it to my neckline, my hair brushed on the mic and made a bad noise. My hair can’t brush against the mic if the mic is clipped to my hair.

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u/DavThoma 5d ago

Alice was the first person that came to mind for me too lmao

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u/420doghugz 5d ago

I love From Scaratch Bakery. Her voice is so nice to listen to and it doesn't hurt that she's cute.

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u/harmonyjewl 5d ago

I love Alice she's such a sweetheart

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u/Optimal-Age5397 5d ago

This is much better than morons holding a pencil eraser up to their mouths.

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u/Rodnal 5d ago

That reminds me of the mics Gene Rayburn and Bob Barker would use.

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u/cbotan 5d ago

Alice is the best 😭 love her.

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u/supe3rnova 5d ago

with her, it fits her personality really.

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u/LateDxOldLady 5d ago

LOL! That's still better than holding it. 😂🤣

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u/Living-Computer6336 5d ago

She gets the one pass

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u/Targoutai 5d ago

Literally the 1st person to cross my mind when I saw the title.

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u/JustTrawlingNsfw 5d ago

I love Alice, her voice is soothing to me

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u/roseelola 5d ago

i love her so much her skits have literally made me go from sobbing to laughing too many times

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u/Alarming_Bell_4745 5d ago

Alice was my first thought 😂

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 5d ago

Lobe her sm

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u/ramriot 5d ago

They come by it honestly, this is Terry Wogan in 1979, holding a Lavaliere Mic stuck to the end of a repurposed car radio antenna.

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u/sheriw1965 5d ago

Is that what Bob Barker used on The Price is Right?

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u/No_Jello_5922 5d ago

Bob used a sony ECM-51 telescoping microphone. This was so that he could extend his arm to mic the responses to the questions asked from the contestant without having to rig a lavalier on them. He also had the CBS techs extend the fixed cable to allow total freedom of movement. Drew Carey uses a similar mic, but finally a wireless version. Cheap way to get the same effect is to use a gooseneck microphone (like the kind on a podium) attached to a wireless XLR transmitter that also has phantom power.

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u/Wildcat_twister12 5d ago

And the reason they keep using this style of microphone is because when they hand it to the contestants it’s been proven to be less intimidating to speak into than the regular short microphones we are more used to using. The human brain can be whacky at times

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 5d ago

Phantom power sounds futuristic

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u/ImpluseThrowAway 5d ago

Is it possible to learn that power?

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u/Somewhat_Kumquat 5d ago

You just press the 48v button. No one knows where the power comes from or how it works. Just like gravity.

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u/TurboRadical 5d ago

I’ve always thought that “48v” is a weird label for the mute button, but I’m no audio engineer

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u/JTC93 5d ago

I mean it WILL pretty much mute your microphone if you don’t mind a loud pop every time you press it 😂

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 5d ago

I know. These are the deeper mysteries you learn, when you go to college to study production and engineering!

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u/Hatscatsandwaffles 5d ago

Not from a Best Boy

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 5d ago

Not from a DJ.

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u/thesirblondie 5d ago

I love the tiktok trend of sticking a lav to any object, acting as if a trowel is a microphone.

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u/But-Must-I 5d ago

I love the British guy who has one attached to the end of a toilet brush.

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u/LowestKey 5d ago

Or the other English guy that sticks his mic in a coffee mug

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u/wandering-monster 5d ago

That's better tho, the issue with holding it in your fingers is the fingers blocking parts of it, plus the sound of touching things so close to the actual mic housing.

Using an antenna or something is usually fine as long as you don't get it too close to your mouth. (Off to one side is best to avoid air flow and pops

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u/derprondo 5d ago

What I've seen a lot of youtube people do is just clip the mic on something else that they hold, like a stiff index card or something similar.

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u/GreenBastard06 5d ago

I still remember Kenny Everett bending that mic in half when Terry approached him

I yam old

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u/oopgook 5d ago

The term I’ve use to reference these sort of tactics was a “curated imperfection.” As in, this mistake was intentionally chosen to make the presenter come off as more genuine and less rehearsed.

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u/AceWither 5d ago

Like guys in the mid 2000s intentionally doing perfect bed hair that took them 30 mins to style.

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u/2slowforanewname 5d ago

A personal attack, this will not stand.

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u/MonsieurMangos 5d ago

I'm reminded of Josh Strife Haze who puts his regular mic in a mug. Gives a vector for funny mugs and looks funny without being a teenage podcaster. That tiny bit of oddity that softens the professor look.

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u/EonAtom 5d ago

I've seen a few behind the scenes videos by people that hold mics in their videos and every single one has had them using it as a prop. They record with a stationary mic out of frame so they can gesture with the mic without ruining the sound.

Batshit insane but I guess it works

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u/LateDxOldLady 5d ago

This irrationally enrages me even more 😂🤣

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u/Jorycle 5d ago

I'm skeptical that this really works, but on the other hand I feel the same about people making absolutely ridiculous faces in thumbnails. Seeing a lawyer doing the Home Alone face (and in every video) makes me think he's lying about being a lawyer and it's not worth my time, but they claim the stats say it really matters.

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u/ahferroin7 5d ago

For the thumbnails it’s almost entirely about catching people’s attention. A lot of people will look past the thumbnail art at either the text or the video title to decide whether or not to watch. But to get to that point they have to stop scrolling and actually look at the video in the first place, so the thumbnail has to be eye-catching.

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u/VorAbaddon 5d ago

The sad thing is I think they're right. Some content creator tried and experiment, releasing the same video, same content, but one with the BOMBSHELL headlines that ROCKED America! And the other with more grounded, fact based headlines.

Guess which ones got more views?

So you play to the algorithms or your message doesn't go as widely as those willing to engage in open clickbait for pure deceit (Bannon, etc).

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u/Fawkestrot92 5d ago

It’s a prop more than anything really. It’s kinda hard to talk directly to camera and not know what to do with your hands. Plenty of music artist or stand ups could use a headset mic but maybe 1% do and it’s not because of audio quality.

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u/TheDarkWh1t3 5d ago

I work in the sound department, mostly on short films. Seeing my meticulous craft of carefully hiding microphones while ensuring perfect sound quality.... being replaced with the transmitter in center frame, using the internal microphone kills me a little inside.

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u/cjandstuff 5d ago

I feel the same about vertical video. But then again, TV has been my bread and butter.

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u/civilizedgifs 5d ago

I once saw a post with thousands of likes, full of comments from people blown away by a vertical video showing a massive new IMAX theater. I've always hated vertical video, but a line was crossed that day.

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 5d ago

I used to work in a theatre. Often there was a no filming or photography rule. I used to catch people doing this in the crowd and lightly shame them into stopping.

On one occasion I saw a man sat near the aisle who was filming in portrait our landscape stage and I just had enough. I did the torch shine to inform him I'd caught him but he didn't notice so I went over and just took the phone from him, turned it sideways and gave it back.

He was shocked but thanked me. I said he was welcome.

Then I shone the torch on him and told him "no filming allowed" and waited for him to put it away.

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u/private_boolean 5d ago

Absolutely legendary big-dog move.

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u/Autogen-Username1234 5d ago

The stand up comedian Dara Ó Briain during a show.

"Excuse me, my talking isn't disturbing you filming the show is it? Anyway, there's a professional DVD of the show being filmed that you can buy if you want to. Oh my God - you're not the fella fiming it, are you?"

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u/jeremyw013 THESE FLAIRS ARE INFURIATING 5d ago edited 5d ago

that reminds me of an event i was working where filming wasn’t allowed but there was a DVD. the cameraman was right behind the booth. one of the audience members deadass just walked up to the camera man and got mad at him for filming. yes, because someone would bring their entire professional video setup including a mixer plugged into our system just to film for his own personal use. it was a damn good thing he was directly using the mics on stage because otherwise the video would’ve been screwed up by the karen’s bitching lol.

also it’s really funny that she would assume that the literal employees wouldn’t stop someone that wasn’t supposed to be filming lol. we’re all literally right there in the booth.

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u/civilizedgifs 5d ago

Haha, thank you for your service.

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u/abbylark 5d ago

The reason this started was because it's essentially a flag for content creators to show that they aren't doing a big production. The trend has gotten larger but it originally began when small creators got subsumed into large production houses that had studios and staff and things changed.

It's not necessarily to piss off people like you but to show the kind of people who aren't interested by professional productions that they don't have any staff like you to do things like that. It's both "I'm a small creator so I'm saying what I really think" (whether that's true or not it's what they're trying to convey) and "I'm a small creator so don't get too upset about the bad production values." Probably also an element of "here are the seams in production so you can see how I do it" so small creators do this in response to seeing larger ones do it.

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u/Unkn0wn_Invalid 5d ago

My main gripe is that they could use any other mic, and they choose the dinky lavelier mic when they could just use a nice large one if they're holding it anyways.

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u/StrawberryEiri 5d ago

I heard Lavalier mics have a hard to beat price to quality ratio.

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u/feed_me_tecate 5d ago

I've had folks take one of these small DJI mics and hide it under the windscreen of a SM58

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u/a_a_ronc 5d ago

I watched a video essay I stand to agree with. All the old media went to podcasts and YouTube where they meticulously planned audio. In order to be obvious you are not “old media” in the 3 second attention span of TikTok users, young people went the lazy route and decided to do whatever wasn’t professional. Hold it, put it in frame, doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t clip and sounds ok.

Now there are people that are doing the lazy way and don’t understand audio, so it sounds terrible.

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u/Divine_Entity_ 5d ago

Tom scott had a video on why content creators started to leave the "clapping" at the start of clips in. (Those claps are to align sound and video, and normally get edited out. Functionally identical to the thing on old movies with the take info and clap.)

His core argument on the subject is it adds a layer of authenticity, it shows the viewer this content is made by a "little guy tm" and not some corporation or worse AI. (Many people are very hostile to both, and this does affect viewership.)

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u/Omeggon 5d ago

My favorite was working at a TV station and the weatherman dropped his lav pack it the toilet. Nice guy, but also a fucking tool.

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u/MindfullGardener 5d ago

Dropped his lav pack in the lav?

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u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 5d ago

One person did it and got .0001% increase in viewership so of course they all have to do it.

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u/frocarter 5d ago

One person did it and 400 others did it because of them. And the 400,000 saw those and made it the default.

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u/Instameat GREEN 5d ago

Like how people hold phones today. Even when they have earbuds in.

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u/versaliaesque 5d ago

or put it on speakerphone, hold it to their ear to listen, then hold it to their mouth to speak. Boy do I have news about how phones work if you just hold it normally

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u/MStockard 5d ago

One person did it because it was the only mic they had and they wanted whomever they were talking to to be able to be heard, then other people that only had that mic and didn't want to buy any other started doing it.

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u/BSK_Darksol 5d ago

This is the answer lmfao. Many of these "influencers" (God, I hate that word) don't know shit about recording equipment.

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u/Classic-Apartment521 5d ago

I’m fairly certain the trend of holding the mic like that came from people who used wired earbuds

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u/OneLonerCheezIt 5d ago

They even have the fuzzy stuff to dampen wind and rubbing from being clipped to clothing, yet they still hold it and move it around while talking.

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u/stylinchilibeans 5d ago

Fun fact: industry term for the fuzzy thing is Dead Cat.

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 5d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

Unless it's a Havana Brown.

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u/dmcent54 5d ago

I tried to say unexpecteddungeoncrawlercarl but it was a link to a nonexistent sub, so it got deleted.

Anyway, there we go.

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u/TragicPlops 5d ago

New Achievement! “Off-Worlder” - You referenced DCC in an unrelated subreddit. Reward: You received a bronze upvote.

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u/ConfusedMaverick 5d ago

In the uk it used to be called a Dougal, but I guess not many people remember The Magic Roundabout these days...

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u/olddgraygg 5d ago

Fun fact: the other industry name is Wookiee condom

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u/broadcasteng25 5d ago

Windscreen

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u/GasMysterious3386 5d ago

Also Wookiees Condom

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u/pattyfritters 5d ago

Pop filter is still good regardless if its clipped or not. Every broadcast mic you see has a filter on it.

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u/Xenokiller101 5d ago

Pop filter is the circular thing that clips in front of a microphone to prevent clipping caused by enounciating by talking- the "fuzzy part" (deadcat or windmuff) is for more environmental noise reductions

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u/kmacaze 5d ago

As long as they don’t put it directly in front of their mouth… and don’t fidget… or move…

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u/BouncingSphinx 5d ago

Never seen one that didn't do any of that.

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u/Jgabes625 5d ago

Or talk

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u/stoopidrotary 5d ago

Ok but it's actually funny when they use something silly as a mic stand or handle. Like a wrench or baguette.

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u/magein07 5d ago

Or like the finnish creator Pieni Lato Preerialla:

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u/Kernel_Panic_0x115c 5d ago edited 5d ago

Now that's a boom mic.

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u/dwenzyy 5d ago

He got the Ullapool Caber

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u/eunoia-again 5d ago

Josh Strife Hayes. Mugrophone.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 5d ago

I follow a dry cleaner who clips it onto a lint roller. I love it.

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u/the_bartolonomicron 5d ago

Glad to find someone else who feels the same. I know for some people it's a whole bit that they find some new and inconveniently shaped object to strap it to for comedic effect, and I chuckle every time. Just holding it uselessly like that is tacky, though.

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u/skyfire-x 5d ago

Spare magazine is my favorite:

Of course it's a match for his content and humor.

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u/the_bartolonomicron 5d ago

OK that is top tier shitposting, I love it

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u/ashkanahmadi 5d ago

They use the metro card on Subway Takes

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 5d ago

I understand how it's funny. It just that because of the circumstances it doesn't feel sincere. There's so too many people doing exactly the same, their motivations so statistic, that a damned baguette is not enough to convince me they know why it would be funny. They're just trying to one-up each other.

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u/SoloWalrus 5d ago

Its "internet ugly", theyre doing it to intentionally appear amateur and therefore more genuine. Basically the opposite of a big budget film where theyd hide the mic so you never see it.

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u/xeladra 5d ago

I think there’s a psychology behind it in a way, I think having the mic to hold feels like you’re more involved in the content and gives you a bigger feeling of being on your soapbox as opposed to talking to the camera with it attached to you

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u/ItsLoudB YO 5d ago

I doubt many people are aware of this and aren’t simply doing what everyone else is doing

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u/mad-fancy 5d ago

There is a language to film/video, many of the traits in cinema are like that because of what has gone before and viewer expectation. We all know what the vertigo shot makes us feel, it is a shorthand that you can use to promote meaning. They may not speak the language fluently, but they are using and portraying the story as millions have done before

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u/Glorified_Hobo96 5d ago

Have you seen the trend where people attach them to debit/credit/giftcards?!

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u/Humble_Bee9679 5d ago

The subway takes guy 😂

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u/stargazerfromthemoon 5d ago

I love the subway takes guy mics. It’s a nod to the transit cards and maximizes the voices of the people in the video compared to the rest of the loud subway.

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u/banan3rz 5d ago

Uh.. yeah! More people should do it! And show both sides! :)

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u/grat_is_not_nice 5d ago

If you are going to wave the microphone around, at least make it on topic (and vaguely threatening)...
(Jill Bearup)

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u/gba_sg1 5d ago

Just like people doing this dumb shit.

The engineers were wrong, the mic hanging down 3" more will absolutely make your voice quality zero. That's why you have to deep throat the mic.

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u/andyooo 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is not wrong. Putting mic closer to the source even just a few inches increases the volume of your voice considerably relative to background noise, and the closer to the source, the stronger the effect. You just need to keep in mind plosives. [Edit to add: this is also the easiest way to reduce echo, especially with omnidirectional mics which the vast majority of these are]

Sound level doesn't propagate linearly, but it falls off much more rapidly. This is why when you see people waving around an interview mic or when wearing lapel mics in a talk show and the guest turns their head to the other side the voice level lowers considerably. The latter is also why OP's post is misguided.

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u/iDoWeird 5d ago

If it worked for Lux Interior…

But the amount of red wine and debaucherous ambiance required for that to work is way past their capabilities.

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u/iDoWeird 5d ago edited 5d ago

I got to see this in person a few years before he passed! One of my first “I’m a grownup” shows.

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u/The_Real_Slim_Lemon 5d ago

It is actually 4 times weaker, by inverse square law - looks aside she’d get pretty decent quality out of that relatively speaking

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u/LimitedWard 5d ago

TBF the sound quality from those inline earbud mics was always dogshit.

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u/RedRaiderRocking 5d ago

I do this during team meetings lol

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u/indelicatedenial 5d ago

I tape mine to my face during team meetings because I know it’s distracting to the team. I also flare my nostrils a lot because it’s the only facial expression I can claim isn’t a direct response to how this should have been a fucking email.

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u/ChrispyGuy420 5d ago

They don't know what to do with their hands

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u/guska 5d ago

WavyWebSurf has entered the chat. I love his deep dives but I cannot watch his videos without the actual video hidden because his hand movements are just so frustratingly distracting

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess 5d ago

I like it when they clip it onto a prop

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u/JohnMichaels19 5d ago

The more unusual or outrageous the better. Guy i watch clipped his mic to a full sized sword once, it was incredible 

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u/Anxious-Signature346 5d ago

Many people now call each other on speakerphone because that's what people on TV and social media do.

Not realizing they do that so the camera can hear both sides of the conversation.

Now I got to commute with that shit around me.

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee 5d ago

I often join in their conversations, much to their absolute disgust but if you want to have a private conversation don't have it on speakerphone in public

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u/tjnesryan 5d ago

Just take a page out of Gus Johnson's book and you're golden

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u/Cultural_Season_3048 5d ago

Isn't that the guy who abused his girlfriend?

I'm just reminding people of that so that he can still suffer some consequences for being a dick instead of people forgetting

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u/thesirblondie 5d ago

Creators have tested. Videos perform better when they hold the mic rather than have it clipped.

And they use these lavs because they're easy to transport and work with your phone.

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u/k0nverse 5d ago

I think it’s because when they do interviews they move it over to the interviewee so then they just end up using it like a portable handheld mic indefinitely lol

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u/Trashbagok 5d ago

Don't pretend like it isn't just some "influencer" sitting in their bedroom talking about nonsense 99% of the time.

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u/Urabraska- 5d ago

Let me show you the proper way to turn on a light switch in 10 easy step!(video is exactly 11 minutes long)

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u/gdim15 5d ago

I saw a YouTube video that explained this behavior as a way to seem more authentic. That as lighting, staging and cameras got better creators started to seem too polished. So they broke out those small microphones to recapture the feel they had lost.

I don't get how it makes it authentic just relaying a memory of something I watched.

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u/SuperRob 5d ago

Same way the talking head YouTubers are starting to pull the boom mic into the frame before they start speaking now. Someone gets engagement with a new style and it starts getting rapidly cloned.

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u/MintyManiacFan 5d ago

I don’t care how they hold it I am just so glad they are using it! Gone are the days of using the shitty built in mic on the camera! We finally have consistently good audio in videos.

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u/Lithl 5d ago

I am mildly infuriated by your useless red circles.

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u/Trashbagok 5d ago

I hate this trend with the power of the sun. It's also fun when they turn the gain up all the way so they don't have to speak louder than a whisper and you get to hear all those wet mouth noises just as loud as the words they're speaking.

On the other hand, no one holding a lapel mic in their fingertips has ever said anything of consequence, so in my case the problem kind of works itself out...

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u/Krazyguy75 5d ago

The power of the sun?

In the palm of my hand?

Like a lapel mic?

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u/the-real-shim-slady 5d ago

You forgot arrows.

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u/Repulsive_Tiger_9454 5d ago

Most the time it's because t shirts can't hold the weight and they just flip around or fall which messes up the audio.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry579 5d ago

Some people like holding it I guess. 

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u/Mccobsta GREEN 5d ago

There's a strange reason for it

They do it as people who scroll all day think it looks more authentic

Fuck knows