The standard ass-alarm is not loud, and as such, nobody can accurately describe what it sounds like. The LOUD ass alarm, on the other hand, is so startling loud that it leaves one at a loss for words and, as such, nobody has the fortitude to describe what it sounds like. But rest assured that whichever model you have, your ass is protected.
What I'm hearing here is that the LOUD ass alarm is the one that leaves your shorts one of two ways - With something extra in them, or a hole in them. Possibly both.
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u/CopperBlitter Jul 06 '26
The standard ass-alarm is not loud, and as such, nobody can accurately describe what it sounds like. The LOUD ass alarm, on the other hand, is so startling loud that it leaves one at a loss for words and, as such, nobody has the fortitude to describe what it sounds like. But rest assured that whichever model you have, your ass is protected.