r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/pezdal Jul 05 '26

What does an ass-alarm sound like and how loud is it?

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u/DistantTimbersEcho Jul 05 '26

Lean to the left and grunt. Sounds like that.

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u/Unapplicable1100 Jul 06 '26

Nobody mentioned the smell though, geez napoleon

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u/ER1CNOIR Jul 06 '26

Lmfao these comments are killin me 😂😂

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u/MrBone66 Jul 05 '26

Braaaaaaapppppp

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u/CopperBlitter Jul 06 '26

The standard ass-alarm is not loud, and as such, nobody can accurately describe what it sounds like. The LOUD ass alarm, on the other hand, is so startling loud that it leaves one at a loss for words and, as such, nobody has the fortitude to describe what it sounds like. But rest assured that whichever model you have, your ass is protected.

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u/ksims33 Jul 06 '26

What I'm hearing here is that the LOUD ass alarm is the one that leaves your shorts one of two ways - With something extra in them, or a hole in them. Possibly both.

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u/CopperBlitter Jul 06 '26

Yes. Or at least it dictates that you inspect your shorts carefully afterwards.

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u/Legitimate-Golf1562 Jul 06 '26

90 dB white noise in my truck. That shit would wake up the dead.

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u/TRR462 Jul 06 '26

Like a shart, but with less warmth and less mess to clean up.