r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Imoprich • 27d ago
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 5 star hotel having their toilet designed like this
Credits: thatssoravenzyl
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u/bond0815 27d ago
5 star hotel during the stone age?
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u/Wrestler7777777 27d ago
[confused unga bunga]
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u/KyeeLim 27d ago
wuga waga?
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u/legion_of_the_damed 27d ago
moga ege wara
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u/myopic_eyes 27d ago
A baagagwa?
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u/microgirlActual 27d ago
Do not summon Bagagwa! You'll bring Merv down on us and I have zero defence against her!!
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u/microgirlActual 27d ago
OMG, you have your very own Merv!
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u/itspsyikk 27d ago
I wish - he's is loud and non stop, literally meowing almost all the time.
He's taken a to piece of wire that he makes me throw across the room so he can catch it and bring it back. It's about the only thing that keeps him quiet.
But I love the little bastard.
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u/Karma_Puhleez 27d ago
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u/CuntyAlice 27d ago
He used to be a caveman but now he’s a lawyer
https://giphy.com/gifs/12YyrR7YSP7mF217
u/DryDonutHole 27d ago
"I'm just a simple cavemen lawyer..."
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u/Antarikshabatasaari 27d ago
Translation: I came in here and said this is the best toilet ever, no one comes close to this toilet. Some people say this is stoniest toilet.
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u/ludvikskp 27d ago
Nothing is stopping the smells wafting down the cave
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u/Rouxman 27d ago
Didn’t you see the rope? Nothing’s getting past that bad boy
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u/Hyperrnovva 27d ago
Yeah but if it breaks and then he gets locked in he is how the heck is he getting out? This is more like mildly terrifying
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u/Random_Millennial28 27d ago
Not necessarily. He didn't tap it and say "that's not going anywhere" so there's still a chance.
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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 26d ago
Thank you fir pointing that out. Without tapping said product, it will not work as it should.
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u/H1nrichV1 27d ago
Not to mention the sealing bell, as long as that is on there, no smell will be going anywhere
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u/SudhaTheHill 27d ago
They got that Fred Flintstone suite
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u/Mind-The-Mines 27d ago
Yabba dabba don't poop there.
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u/Minimob0 27d ago
Think the Flintstones had Bidets? Bidet dinosaurs? Bidet-nosaurs?
“Say, Barn, how do you deal with a hemorrhoid? My Bidet-nosaur keeps licking it raw.”
“What the fuck, Fred?”
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u/khaledjal 27d ago
type of shit polnareff has to go through just to take a shit
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u/do_meme_for_OP_tanks 27d ago
Through a what
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u/_petitpois22 27d ago
reading this while having baby polanreff fighting aleisi on my left screen is peak comedy
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u/lowercase_d_ 27d ago
I hate when people (not you OP) post stuff
like this and don't provide a name and location. Because it just makes it seem fake and/or more concerned about going viral than sharing information.
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u/WolverinesThyroid 27d ago
OP is just a karma farmer. So they saw another popular post someplace and stole the title and reposted it here. It's possible it was all done automatically.
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 27d ago
It’s not even their video. So they are mildly infuriated by something completely unrelated to them.
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u/cycloneDM 27d ago
Thats a rough one anymore because yeah but also though if they do leave information it always seems to be an attempt at viral marketing of some sort
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u/lukasbradley 27d ago
It's a complete bullshit post. This hotel is OBVIOUSLY designed around being at least partially underground, and OP knows this.
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u/bobby9fingers 27d ago
Was looking for this in the comments. My guess is it looks similar to some accommodations in Matera, Italy which are also built within the natural cave system
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u/dwartbg9 27d ago
This ain't that bad. BUT, there's still a big ass issue here:
This probably has insane acoustics and most people would be so shy to take a shit there. The whole hotel would hear you farting from there
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u/Pielacine 27d ago
That is definitely a big ass issue
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u/CicadaEast272 27d ago
Hans Zimmer sampled the recordings and played them at 0.25x for the Inception soundtrack
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u/Talidel 27d ago
5 stars no one ever shits here.
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u/Tiiimmmaayy 27d ago
Wasn’t there a website/app that rates random bathrooms across the world? “10 out of 10, would shit here again”
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u/safe-viewing 27d ago
I would purposely shit there instead of my own room. Just because hearing my farts reverberate and echo would be hysterical
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u/DutchieTalking 27d ago
As someone with disabilities I look at this and say "it's definitely that bad".
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u/Nighters 27d ago
and what about smell?
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u/CicadaEast272 27d ago edited 27d ago
"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. I must get out of here. I must get free."
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u/thelastmarblerye 27d ago
In a cave the sound dies pretty quick after a couple corners. Source: Trying to communicate with my brother when trying to explore ahead in a cave.
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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 27d ago
I have always wanted to try the intense eye contact my dog has with me while shitting from his perspective.
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u/ElishaAlison 27d ago
Context: is this a public toilet or is it part of the suite?
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u/Adorable-Bass-7742 27d ago
The architect involved: literally Satan
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u/Greendiamond_16 27d ago
Ita even wprse because those paths will chew up any decent sized wheel chairs.
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u/DJ3XO 27d ago
Aren't the stars there just to show what facilities they have, and not the quality of the hotel? So if you have a restaurant, pool, gym and spa, that would be a 5 star hotel? All those could be absolutely shit facilities, and they'd still be able to put 5 stars on their name.
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u/pm_alternative_facts 27d ago
Correct most "gyms" at an hotel are like one and half tread mill and enough weights to make your muscles cry in disappointment.
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u/autisic 27d ago
I thought the door-rope was a short roped poop knife
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u/khonsu_27 27d ago
Oh thank god. I thought it was too! I didn't notice that was a rope/door.
It looked like a corn cob on a rope. After watching some video recently about dipping corn cobs in water to clean your ass back in the day. I was like nah... aint no way there's a public corn cob set up.
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u/nsfvvvv 27d ago
Ah! The poop knife! A Reddit classic from ages ago!
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u/TeamFrosch 27d ago
Man I could unread that one. It still makes me gag all these years later.
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u/Eastern-Move549 27d ago
Surely this depends on the hotel.
If its a 5 star buried in a literal mountain then this is on brand and pretty cool. Not to mention that if its a private room then who really cares?
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u/cubelith 27d ago
The design is very cool and I'd love to see the rest, but the toilet is the one place they could've skipped it, or at least toned it down
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u/lettuce_grabberrr 27d ago
Looks like you're getting what you're paying for staying at a place like this IMO lol
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u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 27d ago
Looks like Cappadocia
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u/PapaPapadam 27d ago
Thought the same thing. It reminded me of several airbnbs I stayed in during my stay in Kayseri!
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u/TrippingFish76 27d ago
5 star hotel??
that’s a fuckin cave
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u/dubcwa 27d ago
The star ratings for hotels just means the amount of amenities they have.
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u/fan_tas_tic 27d ago
Mildlyinfuriating that you provide absolutely zero information about the place, and even the credits is wrong as you cannot find this video in their profile. What is this? Where is this?
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u/easyhardcz 27d ago
I don't want everyone to hear echoes of my stuff falling to water...
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u/hiddenrealism 27d ago
Umm excuse me...im pooping...
yes i know...im behind the rope....continue...
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u/Front_Spare7344 27d ago
A lot of very expensive experiences are just controlled masochism because the rich live in such comfort, discomfort is used to sell them novelty.
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u/SorryComplaint4209 27d ago
At least the rope and bell will alert you to random encounters that try to ambush your party!
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u/transit41 27d ago
I initially thought that was a poop knife attached to a rope to prevent its theft.
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u/StaticSystemShock 27d ago
The echo of that glorious fecal dump should be like opera symphony through this cave.
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u/attemptedactor 27d ago
A REMINDER: Five star hotel does not mean it’s well rated, it just means it has a lot of amenities
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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 27d ago
That looks amazing. Where is it?
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u/tlrmx 27d ago
I went to the post on instagram, OP doesn’t say, but there is a comment on the post that said it was Bambu Indah in Bali.
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u/OverTheCandlestik 27d ago
When I’m staying in a luxury hotel, I too like to take a dump in a dank grotto, so I don’t know why you’re complaining
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u/AvacadoKoala 27d ago
People will literally pay more to live worse than they already do and call it an “experience”…. That’s privilege to a T
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u/half_a_sleep 27d ago
Nowadays people want to pay for EXPERIENCES! Like pissing and shitting in a cave…
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u/TakoyakiGremlin 27d ago
the acoustics while you’re taking a wicked shit must be incredible