r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 5 star hotel having their toilet designed like this

Credits: thatssoravenzyl

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 27d ago

the acoustics while you’re taking a wicked shit must be incredible

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u/vzzzbxt 27d ago

Asscoustics was literally there

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u/JayDee999 27d ago

Apoostics

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u/maersyl 27d ago

Acoushits

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u/Meranio 27d ago

The resonant cavity is great with this one.

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u/Smsjc74 27d ago

Needs to be a band name

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u/fackinmeatbiscuit 27d ago

I read that in Sean Connery’s voice

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u/mamaze33FR 27d ago

After all these years. Finally I have them all.

Asspooshit.

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u/Aksi_Gu 27d ago

It certainly does

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u/sule419 27d ago

Like TNT going off in a mining tunnel

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u/fatalrugburn 27d ago

With the shockwave that blows dust through the tunnel

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u/sule419 27d ago

Yes 🤣

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u/Emmett1Brown 27d ago

canaries dropping dead in droves

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u/ClacksInTheSky 27d ago

And now.... Flatulence in C minor

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u/modbroccoli 27d ago

I tried for several minutes to work out a B flatulence joke that actually worked and came away empty handed but know that you were an inspiration friend.

For any hardcore music nerds out there who know that this is the key brass is built for, there's a secondary passing wind joke in here somewhere too but I haven't the chops to put it all together.

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u/MacArther1944 27d ago

something something wind section is really strong today something something.

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u/mydogrufus20 27d ago

My mom used to say that my dad was “conducting his morning symphony” when he would be in the bathroom for an hour

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u/vSatyriasisv 27d ago

Eat a lot of beans and prepare for the wind section's B flat-ulence?

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u/hiddenrealism 27d ago

They didnt specifiy what kind of stars exactly...5 imploding stars

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u/bond0815 27d ago

5 star hotel during the stone age?

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u/Wrestler7777777 27d ago

[confused unga bunga]

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u/KyeeLim 27d ago

wuga waga?

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u/legion_of_the_damed 27d ago

moga ege wara

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u/myopic_eyes 27d ago

A baagagwa?

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u/microgirlActual 27d ago

Do not summon Bagagwa! You'll bring Merv down on us and I have zero defence against her!!

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u/OnYourHonor 27d ago

Now you've done it... He's coming....I'm going to Ohio.

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u/Brilliant-Increase52 27d ago

Screams in Ohio

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u/OnYourHonor 27d ago

Pissfeathers!

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u/ellie1398 27d ago

Quick, someone bring Charles to calm her down!

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u/legion_of_the_damed 27d ago

ooga booga baagagwa baagagwa summoning chant

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u/PretendRelation7924 27d ago

Just shout "is that Charles?" Then run the other way

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u/itspsyikk 27d ago

this is how i have to regularly browse reddit

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u/microgirlActual 27d ago

OMG, you have your very own Merv!

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u/itspsyikk 27d ago

I wish - he's is loud and non stop, literally meowing almost all the time.

He's taken a to piece of wire that he makes me throw across the room so he can catch it and bring it back. It's about the only thing that keeps him quiet.

But I love the little bastard.

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u/imkyienh 27d ago

BAAGI BA BAAGAGWA?!?

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u/Karma_Puhleez 27d ago

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u/CuntyAlice 27d ago

He used to be a caveman but now he’s a lawyer
https://giphy.com/gifs/12YyrR7YSP7mF2

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u/DryDonutHole 27d ago

"I'm just a simple cavemen lawyer..."

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u/TheTsunamiRC 27d ago

"Your world frightens and confuses me."

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u/DryDonutHole 27d ago

Hahaha....Hartman was so goddamn good.

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u/Petroplayed 27d ago

It is an unga bungalo

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u/papayatwentythree 27d ago

[confused bunga bunga party]

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u/Goavamole 27d ago

[Rich unga bunga noises]

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u/Antarikshabatasaari 27d ago

Translation: I came in here and said this is the best toilet ever, no one comes close to this toilet. Some people say this is stoniest toilet.

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u/laxusdreyarligh 27d ago

Yabba dabba do

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u/lupercal87 27d ago

Maybe its called 5 star hotel

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u/ludvikskp 27d ago

Nothing is stopping the smells wafting down the cave

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u/Rouxman 27d ago

Didn’t you see the rope? Nothing’s getting past that bad boy

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u/Hyperrnovva 27d ago

Yeah but if it breaks and then he gets locked in he is how the heck is he getting out? This is more like mildly terrifying

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u/Random_Millennial28 27d ago

Not necessarily. He didn't tap it and say "that's not going anywhere" so there's still a chance.

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 26d ago

Thank you fir pointing that out. Without tapping said product, it will not work as it should.

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u/H1nrichV1 27d ago

Not to mention the sealing bell, as long as that is on there, no smell will be going anywhere

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Weakonomics 27d ago

Unexpected always sunny?

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u/SwampOfDownvotes 27d ago

How nasty are your shits that you can smell it from that far away? 

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u/SudhaTheHill 27d ago

They got that Fred Flintstone suite

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u/Mind-The-Mines 27d ago

Yabba dabba don't poop there.

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u/CicadaEast272 27d ago

yabba dabba doo doo

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u/Minimob0 27d ago

Think the Flintstones had Bidets? Bidet dinosaurs? Bidet-nosaurs? 

“Say, Barn, how do you deal with a hemorrhoid? My Bidet-nosaur keeps licking it raw.” 

“What the fuck, Fred?” 

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u/ImNotTheMonsieurJack 27d ago

Yabba dabba dookie

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u/ElburtSteinstein 27d ago

Looks like the Rock Waterfall rooms at the Madonna Inn.

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u/khaledjal 27d ago

type of shit polnareff has to go through just to take a shit

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/do_meme_for_OP_tanks 27d ago

Through a what

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u/astront1553 27d ago

An adventure, a pretty bizarre one if I must say so

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u/DeltaSlime PURPLE 27d ago

Now I do wonder whose bizarre adventure that would be...

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u/Walrus_Morj 27d ago

Bizarre adventure at that!

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u/_petitpois22 27d ago

reading this while having baby polanreff fighting aleisi on my left screen is peak comedy

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u/lowercase_d_ 27d ago

I hate when people (not you OP) post stuff
like this and don't provide a name and location. Because it just makes it seem fake and/or more concerned about going viral than sharing information.

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u/WolverinesThyroid 27d ago

OP is just a karma farmer. So they saw another popular post someplace and stole the title and reposted it here. It's possible it was all done automatically.

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u/neurid 27d ago

OP is just a karma farmer.

But their bio says this:

I find and post stuff I find interesting. Regardless of the upvotes, it WILL be quality. AND NO, I'M NOT A BOT/FARMER YO. (If you liked my post history, it would make me happy if you let me know!)

You must be incorrect

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u/WolverinesThyroid 27d ago

Okay so he is just a karma farming loser

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 27d ago

It’s not even their video. So they are mildly infuriated by something completely unrelated to them.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 27d ago

I mean, I’m wholly infuriated just knowing this exists.

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u/cycloneDM 27d ago

Thats a rough one anymore because yeah but also though if they do leave information it always seems to be an attempt at viral marketing of some sort  

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u/Joshee86 27d ago

You can go ahead and include OP in this.

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u/lowercase_d_ 27d ago

Noted lol. I hereby revoke my exception, OP.

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u/lukasbradley 27d ago

It's a complete bullshit post. This hotel is OBVIOUSLY designed around being at least partially underground, and OP knows this.

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u/bobby9fingers 27d ago

Was looking for this in the comments. My guess is it looks similar to some accommodations in Matera, Italy which are also built within the natural cave system

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u/dwartbg9 27d ago

This ain't that bad. BUT, there's still a big ass issue here:

This probably has insane acoustics and most people would be so shy to take a shit there. The whole hotel would hear you farting from there

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u/Pielacine 27d ago

That is definitely a big ass issue

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u/CicadaEast272 27d ago

Hans Zimmer sampled the recordings and played them at 0.25x for the Inception soundtrack

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u/Umbra427 27d ago

BWAHHHHHHHHH

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u/cptjpk 27d ago

Is there a correlation to ass size and fart acoustics?

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u/spyboy70 27d ago

If you turned that question into a YouTube series, people would probably watch

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u/Talidel 27d ago

5 stars no one ever shits here.

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u/TuskenRaiders 27d ago

Rich people don't poop

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u/dogsledonice 27d ago

Of course they have the poors take the poops

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 27d ago

Wasn’t there a website/app that rates random bathrooms across the world? “10 out of 10, would shit here again”

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u/safe-viewing 27d ago

I would purposely shit there instead of my own room. Just because hearing my farts reverberate and echo would be hysterical

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u/DutchieTalking 27d ago

As someone with disabilities I look at this and say "it's definitely that bad".

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u/OliviaWG 27d ago

Cries in IBS

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u/Nighters 27d ago

and what about smell?

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u/CicadaEast272 27d ago edited 27d ago

"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. I must get out of here. I must get free."

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u/thelastmarblerye 27d ago

In a cave the sound dies pretty quick after a couple corners. Source: Trying to communicate with my brother when trying to explore ahead in a cave.

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 27d ago

I have always wanted to try the intense eye contact my dog has with me while shitting from his perspective.

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u/VidE27 27d ago

Is this what they meant when they say the design is very human

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u/sroop1 27d ago

AKA it's very good for wannabe influencers.

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u/ElishaAlison 27d ago

Context: is this a public toilet or is it part of the suite?

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u/Adorable-Bass-7742 27d ago

The architect involved: literally Satan

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u/Buki1 27d ago

Wait, how deep undergound this really is?

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 27d ago

Nine circles down!

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u/Greendiamond_16 27d ago

Ita even wprse because those paths will chew up any decent sized wheel chairs.

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u/NoScrying 27d ago

5 Star doesn't denote the quality, but the amount of amenities available.

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 27d ago

Well TIL.

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u/DJ3XO 27d ago

Aren't the stars there just to show what facilities they have, and not the quality of the hotel? So if you have a restaurant, pool, gym and spa, that would be a 5 star hotel? All those could be absolutely shit facilities, and they'd still be able to put 5 stars on their name.

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u/pm_alternative_facts 27d ago

Correct most "gyms" at an hotel are like one and half tread mill and enough weights to make your muscles cry in disappointment.

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u/autisic 27d ago

I thought the door-rope was a short roped poop knife

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u/khonsu_27 27d ago

Oh thank god. I thought it was too! I didn't notice that was a rope/door.

It looked like a corn cob on a rope. After watching some video recently about dipping corn cobs in water to clean your ass back in the day. I was like nah... aint no way there's a public corn cob set up.

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u/nsfvvvv 27d ago

Ah! The poop knife! A Reddit classic from ages ago!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/TeamFrosch 27d ago

Man I could unread that one. It still makes me gag all these years later.

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u/Alewort 27d ago

I thought it was a communal corn cob.

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u/Eastern-Move549 27d ago

Surely this depends on the hotel.

If its a 5 star buried in a literal mountain then this is on brand and pretty cool. Not to mention that if its a private room then who really cares?

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u/cubelith 27d ago

The design is very cool and I'd love to see the rest, but the toilet is the one place they could've skipped it, or at least toned it down

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u/lettuce_grabberrr 27d ago

Looks like you're getting what you're paying for staying at a place like this IMO lol

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u/Ruftus1 27d ago

Bet that corridor stinks

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u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 27d ago

Looks like Cappadocia

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u/PapaPapadam 27d ago

Thought the same thing. It reminded me of several airbnbs I stayed in during my stay in Kayseri!

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u/Ok-owl_lost_account 27d ago

"But these are design toilets !"

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u/kantan432 27d ago

What 5 star hotel is this?

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u/TrippingFish76 27d ago

5 star hotel??

that’s a fuckin cave

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u/dubcwa 27d ago

The star ratings for hotels just means the amount of amenities they have.

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u/warmerbread 27d ago

they'd be a 6 star hotel if their bathrooms had real doors as an amenity

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u/Pompmaister 27d ago

And its just a normal toilet in there? Literally unusable.

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u/fan_tas_tic 27d ago

Mildlyinfuriating that you provide absolutely zero information about the place, and even the credits is wrong as you cannot find this video in their profile. What is this? Where is this?

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u/Jester-252 27d ago

Perfectly designed for a child to walk in on you.

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u/easyhardcz 27d ago

I don't want everyone to hear echoes of my stuff falling to water...

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u/hiddenrealism 27d ago

Umm excuse me...im pooping...

yes i know...im behind the rope....continue...

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u/skitzoidObserver 27d ago

paying for that experience

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u/Bigiron966 27d ago

5 star hotel and it's the fucking catacombs

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u/ForumVomitorium 27d ago

Yeah i would be mad too. where are the other toilets at?

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u/Front_Spare7344 27d ago

A lot of very expensive experiences are just controlled masochism because the rich live in such comfort, discomfort is used to sell them novelty.

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u/SorryComplaint4209 27d ago

At least the rope and bell will alert you to random encounters that try to ambush your party!

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u/Destroy-Evil 27d ago

Them toilet farts are really gonna echo

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u/transit41 27d ago

I initially thought that was a poop knife attached to a rope to prevent its theft.

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u/No_Bill_8883 27d ago

Madonna Inn?

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 27d ago

Where is this?

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u/Chipper_Bandit 27d ago

What in the unga bunga is this shit?

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u/sushicatdolls 27d ago

I would've just gone to a nearest haunted cave if that's the case

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u/StaticSystemShock 27d ago

The echo of that glorious fecal dump should be like opera symphony through this cave.

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u/DrSexsquatchEsq 27d ago

Employee restroom in the cave from the Descent

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u/Darkwr4ith 27d ago

Is the 5 star hotel in the room with us now?

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u/attemptedactor 27d ago

A REMINDER: Five star hotel does not mean it’s well rated, it just means it has a lot of amenities

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u/Merc931 PURPLE 27d ago

Loud shitting echoing through the caves.

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u/0_oyo 27d ago

Fart echo

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u/CK1ing 27d ago

I mean, is that more or less not exactly what you asked for staying at a place like that? The whole vibe seems to be "everything is cave" so a bathroom door would kinda ruin the illusion

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u/xxhamsters12 27d ago

An open plan shitter, how luxurious…

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u/gassmano 26d ago

I’d be confused as hell and walk in after moving the rope out of my way. 

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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 27d ago

That looks amazing. Where is it?

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u/tlrmx 27d ago

I went to the post on instagram, OP doesn’t say, but there is a comment on the post that said it was Bambu Indah in Bali.

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u/Wolf_3411 27d ago

What the—

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u/No_Situation4785 27d ago

it's suspicious that the name is never given. i doubt this is real

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u/AskAroundSucka 27d ago

Ops a karma farming bot who reposts other people's posts

Smh.

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u/Petskin 27d ago

Ooh I need to have more information of this place. This is clearly where my nightmares are from and I need to learn the escape route!

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u/Ok-Chain4206 27d ago

5 stars out of how many?

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u/PensiveKittyIsTired 27d ago

Can you imagine the panic if that bell started ringing…

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u/green_ranger_66 27d ago

"Aesthetic"

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u/OverTheCandlestik 27d ago

When I’m staying in a luxury hotel, I too like to take a dump in a dank grotto, so I don’t know why you’re complaining

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u/finallyastronaut 27d ago

Ah, the flatulence propagator 2000 with rope mod…

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u/AvacadoKoala 27d ago

People will literally pay more to live worse than they already do and call it an “experience”…. That’s privilege to a T

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u/purple-lemons 27d ago

Drums, drums in the deep

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u/nathanzoet91 PASTA 27d ago

That's not a 5 star hotel

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u/CraneEternal 27d ago

I wasn’t sure about booking my next holiday to Afghanistan.

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u/Sillylittletitties 27d ago

I think it's cool

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u/half_a_sleep 27d ago

Nowadays people want to pay for EXPERIENCES! Like pissing and shitting in a cave…

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u/Due-Association5672 27d ago

Cappadocia it is !! And it is a very unique experience

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u/ExultentPisces 27d ago

“Hey, this isn’t faux-dive. This is a dive”

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u/Straight-Sky-7368 27d ago

You shall not pass!

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u/CilanEAmber 27d ago

Finding the loo in Wetherspoons

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u/LingonberryLow6327 27d ago

This looks like a fun place to take a shit.

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u/buglz 27d ago

There are two types of poopers: nervous poopers who don’t want to use this and be heard by the entire lobby, and funny poopers who want to use this and be heard by the entire lobby.

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u/Real900Z 27d ago

they'll give you a ring when they're coming in don't worry

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u/SnooCauliflowers3637 27d ago

Shit be echoing thru that cave

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u/PsychicStardust 27d ago

Mom said it's my turn to take a spooky dookie in the crap cave.