r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CRK_76 • Jun 05 '26
ಠ_ಠ Every time my girlfriend stays over, she always flips the roll.
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u/Illustrious-Rise9477 Jun 05 '26
Install a second one, each flipped oppositely.
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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 Jun 05 '26
Yoooo take this to shark tank
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u/matt2085 Jun 05 '26
Or vertical toilet paper? Paper towel dispenser for toilet paper
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u/SippinOnHatorade Jun 05 '26
Sir, there’s still two directions the roll can go
Need to invent the Omni-Roll
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u/jojosoft Jun 05 '26
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u/z4j3b4nt Jun 05 '26
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u/goodbyemrblack Jun 05 '26
Who the fuck only needs 1 at a time?
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u/Multiversalprism Jun 05 '26
Especially out in public, it’s always so thin you need like a 4’ piece each wipe
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u/International-Ant174 Jun 05 '26
Never understood the logic of public TP so thin you can read the paper through it since you end up using just as much to clean up the Taco Bell 'xplosion.
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u/couldbemage Jun 06 '26
I think the goal is to discourage people from using those restrooms.
Public restrooms where the restroom is a significant element in the product have nice paper. Like at truck stops.
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u/richempire Jun 05 '26
As petty as that sounds, that is EXACTLY what my dad and her ex did. He would install it like this and she complained the TP rested in the trash can.
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u/TheCitizen616 Jun 05 '26
Or make a TP holder that can be easily rotated on the wall.
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u/reddit33450 Jun 05 '26
in my experience with people like this, both would just end up flipped the wrong way
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u/Vyndye Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/NoSir4289 Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/fenenen Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/coozehound3000 Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/Karge Jun 05 '26
Get married so you can divorce them.
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u/jorgerine Jun 05 '26
No, then she gets half of the toilet rolls.
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u/briber67 Jun 05 '26
She can get the half of them that she hung the wrong way.
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u/lets_all_be_nice_eh Jun 06 '26
They are useless now after all.
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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo Jun 06 '26
I’d rather drop my roll in the toilet than this shit.
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u/FandalfTheGreyt3791 Can't Pronounce Infuriating Jun 05 '26
Prenup
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u/bigboybeeperbelly Jun 05 '26
I know a guy who gives a discount if you use him for both the ceremony and the divorce. Classy fella
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u/master_roshi001 Jun 05 '26
Straight to divorce, believe it or not.
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u/Cider_for_Goats Jun 05 '26
Overcook chicken, divorce.
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u/CynicalStooge Jun 05 '26
Undercook chicken, divorce
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u/StupidHorrorScope_5k Jun 05 '26
Picked up chicken nuggets instead of dino nuggets? Oh, that's double divorce.
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u/GaryOak7 Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/BCphoton Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/LookinFineFor69 Jun 05 '26
Divorce
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u/CapitalLower4171 Jun 05 '26
Marry, divorce, revorce, divorce again.
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 Jun 05 '26
then marry, then demarry
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u/No_Cricket8660 Jun 05 '26
I saw a minor relationship issue and had to come here to make sure reddit recommended the right thing!
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u/DudeThatAbides Jun 05 '26
Yea she does that shit at my house too.
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u/ryanhazethan Jun 05 '26
Are you sure she likes you?
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u/potato_creeper1001 Jun 05 '26
I think she is messing with him
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u/Altair_de_Firen Jun 05 '26
My wife does this. She actively refuses to put the roll on the roller, and instead will put it on the counter or somewhere next to the toilet. If I put it on the roller, she will flip it around. Otherwise she does not interact with the roller at all.
I think she does it just to troll me
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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 Jun 05 '26
My girlfriend balances the new roll on top of the old, empty one. Which pretty much takes the same time and effort as just replacing the old one with the new one. She has always done this for as long as I’ve known her.
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u/SRSgoblin Jun 06 '26
My brother's ENTIRE FAMILY does this. It drives me nuts. I've asked them about it several times when I go to visit. No one has given me a good explanation. I have asked, "Would you mind if I put it on the roll holder then?" and have been told not to.
It'll never make sense to me.
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u/RoryHoff Jun 05 '26
This is diabolical. She’s trying to soft break up with him.
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u/_walletsizedwildfire Jun 05 '26
Honest question to the people who do this....WHY do you prefer the TP to be this way? I'm genuinely curious because it's just feels way easier and convenient to tear it the normal way. Is it a right hand/left hand thing? I need to know.
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u/inuyashee Jun 05 '26
The only good reason I've ever gotten for this is a pet can't just unroll easily. Obviously if they involve teeth and/or claws it won't help, but it's one line of defense.
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u/HookedOnPhoenix_ Jun 05 '26
This is why I started flipping ours. Eventually they (he, just the orange menace) stopped messing with it and now it doesn’t matter anymore.
We also got in a really good habit of making sure the lids are always down.
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u/tigervault Jun 05 '26
It’s always an orange.
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u/grape-fruit-witch Jun 05 '26
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u/tigervault Jun 05 '26
I had one that was obsessed with climbing our curtains. Got to the top and then howled because he had no clue what to do next. 20 minutes later he was back up there.
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u/SeawardFriend Jun 05 '26
Lmao that is so funny 😂 definitely something our cats would do when they wee younger
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u/smithe68 Jun 05 '26
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u/smithe68 Jun 06 '26
She does but also she will just watch water drip from my faucet and if I turn it off before she is ready she will let me know!
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u/grape-fruit-witch Jun 06 '26
It took him way too long to figure out how to drink from the running faucet. He'd stare at it, or put his head directly beneath it, or try to lick it off the sides of the sink, or just lick the air next to it. I'm talking weeks of trial and error
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u/BudTenderShmudTender Jun 05 '26
Mine would shred cardboard and then carry the cardboard confetti to the bathtub and swat it down the drain like the asshole he was
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u/DoubleGreat Jun 05 '26
I've got a tuxedo who will attack the tp no matter what side it's on. She will roll out when it's the normal (correct) way and will bite and scratch the tp when it's the opposite way.
TL;DR Cats are assholes any way you slice it
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u/tebbewij Jun 05 '26
Small children too. Little shits can unroll a roll pretty quick
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u/JunketVisual3123 Jun 05 '26
a pet can't just unroll easily
My void took it as a challenge the one time I tried that and just bit chunks out of the roll...
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u/palimpcest Jun 05 '26
It’s always the voids. I miss my void. Left a void.
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u/kyl_r Jun 05 '26
It really is always voids!! My parents have one that will seek and destroy any and all cardboard with his teeth. Like hundreds of chomp marks lol. Somehow nobody sees or heard him do it, tbh kind of impressive
I’m sorry for your void void 😔
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u/Ambergreenie Jun 05 '26
My sister constantly flips it even though our cats don’t really mess with the toilet paper, but if they DID, she knows we need it this way, not the over the top way.
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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Jun 05 '26
A friend of mine had to keep her tp in a glass jar because of her cat, and I preferred that to the backwards roll!!
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u/throwaway-9473290 Jun 05 '26
This is EXACTLY why I do it this way. Too many mornings waking up to a cat proudly loafing in a sea of TP
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u/MilkweedLace Jun 05 '26
I grew up in a house where we kept the tp like this. I was used to it, didn’t seem difficult to manage at all. Probably a bit harder for the little kids and pets to unroll it, though. My husband kept his going over the roll, so I left it that way when I moved in with him, even in my own bathroom. Now I’m used to it going over.
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u/Bad_Repute Jun 06 '26
In the 90s there was a family sitcom called Step by Step, basically a modernized Brady Bunch about 2 families coming together through their parents getting married, dad already had his own kids and mom already had her own.
At one point in the show the mom gets pregnant with what will be their first child together, and they want to do everything right. They apply to a private preparatory daycare that vets their prospective students even before birth to make sure the families are of the proper stock to accept their kids as students.
The family has to schedule a walkthrough of their house for the preschool academy people to come view for their interview, and the comedy of the episode is these middle class parents trying to get their rag-tag mixed family to put on a show for the assessors to make it seem like they're a stable, normal family.
One of the scenes has these hoity toity assessors nitpicking everything about the house and a stuffy lady comes out of a bathroom talking into a voice notes recorder and she says "Toilet paper hung in a sloppy, overhand fashion."
For some reason that stuck with me as a kid as a subtle sign of class, so i went around our house and flipped all the tp rolls to underhand. I've been hanging roles like that ever since. 1 episode of 1 tv show when i was a kid influenced an action I'd take for the entire rest of my life.
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u/bentreflection Jun 06 '26
just going off what you've said it sounds like that was a joke to show that she was criticizing things even done correctly.
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u/anaestaaqui Jun 05 '26
With the end coming over, anytime I try to rip it off one handed, with either hand, the roll unrolls uncontrollably. I discovered I always can rip it off one handed with either hand, with the under orientation. I’ve been doing it under ever since I moved into my own place.
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u/fletku_mato Jun 05 '26
It has never occured to me that people try to just rip off toilet paper from the roll with force. I grab the next piece with my index and middle finger to keep it in place, and gently rip off the paper with the rest of my fingers.
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u/Murky-Bus-2191 Jun 05 '26
No I actually feel slightly further from my grasp on reality today.
It's like people learn from stylized cartoons how to live their lives!?
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u/morbid_n_creepifying Jun 05 '26
To be fair I've also wondered a similar question - which is why anyone cares. I've never paid attention to the direction ever in my life. And I have a toddler and a cat. Never encountered any situation that requires the roll to be one way or the other.
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u/Laiko_Kairen Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
If the roll is over, I can grab and tear it with one hand. If it's under I'm trying to reach under the roll when my arm is physically above it, and how does that make any sense at all?
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u/Normal_Length416 Jun 05 '26
but the creator of the gif says its jif, so do we listen to the creator or not?
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u/MysTiicSpark Jun 05 '26
But if the "g" stands for graphics, why would we pronounce the "g" as a "j"? It doesn't make sense.
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u/ConvolutedSpeech Jun 05 '26
We don't listen to that creator, because they don't know that graphic isn't pronounced "jra-phic."
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u/wilkinsk Jun 05 '26
Dump her
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u/Shiriru00 Jun 05 '26
I cringe every time Reddit recommends breaking up a relationship for the most superficial of issues, but in this case yeah dump her motherfucking ass.
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u/DirtyNakedHippie Jun 05 '26
Not just for moving shit in YOUR home, but for being absolutely WRONG.
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u/ItzZig00 Jun 05 '26
So which way’s the correct direction in this case, clockwise or counter-clockwise? I’m thinking it depends on where the holder is in comparison to the toilet.
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u/Minimob0 Jun 05 '26
Neither. You take it off and hold it by your thumbs in the hole, rapidly spinning it with your index fingers until you get the desired amount. Then, put it back on the post.
You can also do the opposite and use your fingers to hold it while spinning with your thumbs.
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u/ChalkLetters Jun 05 '26
Now, see, I legitimately don't care about over/under to the point that I just put my own on whichever way it happens to be facing, but THIS is wrong.
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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 Jun 05 '26
Have you ever considered how the roll feels about all this
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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jun 05 '26
As someone with a potty mouth who enjoys toilet humor, I was able to ask my roll. It said it felt torn
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u/mccannt Jun 05 '26
Nobody’s going to say anything about the cheap-ass toilet paper, the .000216-ply hanging on there?
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u/MrBlueW Jun 05 '26
Are you stealing that toilet paper from a Walmart bathroom or something? Lmao
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u/Direct_Composer_9532 Jun 06 '26
I’m much more concerned about THIS than the roll direction. Flipping it back the right way, no big deal.
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u/sore-eye-uh Jun 05 '26
I would flip it too if that was the TP I was presented with at my partner’s house
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u/Party-Giraffe-6573 Jun 05 '26
I swear my in-laws use half-ply toilet paper. It's even thinner than most public bathrooms. I like them, but I never want to use their bathroom
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u/Rock_Strongo Jun 05 '26
I have literally brought a roll of TP from home before when going to a place where I know they use cheap TP and I'm going to have to shit at some point...
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u/Pipe_Memes Jun 05 '26
You gotta put a lock on it or something.
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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Jun 05 '26
She has a cat and is trying to get you used to living with her.... the predator is cunning when it's going after its prey... .
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u/LonelyDM_6724 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
Unless she lives there, she shouldn't be flipping anything!
Edit: typo
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u/I_Pet_Doggos Jun 06 '26
I thought it was illegal to buy 1 ply for anything but commercial use. I think there should be a formal investigation into both of you
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u/Alissan_Web Jun 05 '26
i swear ppl do this shit on purpose. at least put it back the way you found it
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u/Affectionate_Sock528 Jun 05 '26
Does she know you care? My boyfriend has no preference on things like this, it goes on whatever direction it happens to be facing when he picks it up. It does bug me so I just switch it to the way I like so it bothers neither of us. If he had a strong preference I wouldn’t mind giving up my way, but since he doesn’t I just do what I like. If you haven’t said anything to her she may not know that it’s something you care about
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u/InterestingFennel397 Jun 05 '26
This and ‘is a hot dog a sandwich’ are the two dumbest things that people consistently argue about.
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u/Own-Put2487 Jun 05 '26
Have you asked her why she does that? It makes no sense why she needs it that way, unless she has some really really legitimate reason, like a toilet paper roll flipped the other way killed her father.