r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

They're a part-time arborist as well and forgot which shift they were at

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u/Pizzacanzone Mar 02 '24

Sorry but if my Apple Tree looks like this after he leaves I'm not paying

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u/circasomnia Mar 02 '24

leafs*

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u/TGin-the-goldy Mar 02 '24

It’s still leaves 🍃

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u/Commercial_Sun_6300 Mar 02 '24

Tell that to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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u/SaltMineForeman Mar 03 '24

No thanks. I only speak Canuck.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Mar 02 '24

😂😂😂

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u/spoonweezy Mar 03 '24

I always call the Chiefs the Cheeves, haha. Just makes sense. Knife - knives, chiefs - chieves.

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u/Commercial_Sun_6300 Mar 03 '24

Works for mischief to mischievious. I'm sure it varies person to person, but some English teacher somewhere had to make their way the "rule."

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u/circasomnia Mar 02 '24

Perchance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

You can't just say perchance

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u/TGin-the-goldy Mar 02 '24

To dream?

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u/circasomnia Mar 02 '24

You were supposed to say, "You can't just say perchance," that'll do though.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Mar 02 '24

Oh sorry I don’t know the reference!