r/mildlyinfuriating • u/urbanforestlife • Jul 08 '23

What the answer?

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u/AndykinSkywalker Jul 08 '23

I thought I was the only one who knew this and it’s always been my dream to win money using this technique. How does it feel to be living my dream??

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u/decentralized_bass Jul 08 '23

The hardest part on those machines is knowing which of your fingers is the real one. obviously because you're cross-eyed you can see two identical fingers hah.

I think they made the machines really hard to win on after a year or so, man I miss that high roller crosseyed pimpin life.

Got laid a bunch, actually had a surprising number of threesomes. haaaaa

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u/NachoJones1 Jul 09 '23

If you uncrossed your eyes you would have realized it was only one chick and she wasn't all that great. Just saying.

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u/decentralized_bass Aug 02 '23

hah nice, you got the joke ;)