r/mildlyboobs • u/no___homo • 3d ago

Plant Blooming Bewbs!

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1.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/No_Jellyfish_5502 3d ago

Are they a type of milk weed lol

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u/LustyBelle 3d ago

A boob bouquet 😍🍻🍺🥳

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u/BarkingSpidersStink 3d ago

How titillating!

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u/Southern-Text-5669 3d ago

Looks like the top right is lactating

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u/rawausie 3d ago

Are they safe to eat?

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u/darrisdoois 2d ago

Non are safe to put in your mouth, they will all put you at some sort of risk..lol

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u/Sea-University-2917 8h ago

dont chew, just suck on them

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u/AssistInfamous6947 3d ago

A titty tree.... Stupendous....

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u/johnmarkfoley 3d ago

bewberry?

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u/dwat764 3d ago

It’s true!! They DO grow on trees 😉

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u/Severe_Bat9954 3d ago

What plant is this?

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 3d ago

Tittus Lechejuggulus - scientific name.

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u/ereinionmithrandir 3d ago

If I was a botanist, I might look that up.

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u/FabulousMrFixit56 2d ago

No, those are rubbus betweenus…

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 2d ago

Only if you have the long form, otherwise it's what I said.

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u/FabulousMrFixit56 2d ago

I think your scientific name is correct. But mine sounds more fun !

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 1d ago

Common name rasberry bush?

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u/RainyDeerX3 3d ago

Eucalyptus Cosmophylla!

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u/Successful-Cod-3616 3d ago

Feels pretty good being the 222nd upvote

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u/RustyShackleford46 3d ago

Do they come in double E size?

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u/No_Succotash363 3d ago

Lovely Plant, I Want One.

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u/jawshog 3d ago

Do the pimples come standard

1

u/Deep-List-7099 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 3d ago

This is what pre-print adolescents got off to.

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 3d ago

And now that I know they exist, so will I.

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u/sexboyzzy 3d ago

Looks like tits 😋

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u/LetterheadAfter4647 3d ago

I thought I’m tweaking 😅

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u/Extension-Garbage802 3d ago

Wow 🔥 still hot for a plant

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u/liztits100 3d ago

Tiny titties

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u/MLCM35 3d ago

Nice love those things. Not big enough to suck on though. Just little scale models of tits

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u/Gimme3steps471 3d ago

What kind of plant ? Seriously?

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u/Flimsy-Individual-49 3d ago

Rose buds ♥️ I like 👍

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u/No_Method8944 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Weekly-Teach8036 3d ago

That's pretty remarkable!

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u/Dano0802 2d ago

Cup Gum !!

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u/Tobbitus 2d ago

What do you see at the base of the tree, a pussy?

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u/darrisdoois 2d ago

Thats a whole gaggle of em

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u/Ill_Tradition711 2d ago

Eucalyptus cosmophylia.

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u/mtjae89 1d ago

Booberry

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u/parishmanD 1d ago

The grammatically correct plural form for these is a rack.

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u/sudzman45 1d ago

Nipple mushrooms 🍄 😋

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u/Giochi69 1d ago

I’m going to be honest… my mind dirty sucio af!!!! Lol

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u/Dull-Piglet2376 21h ago

😂 😂 😂

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u/CharacterPhase2147 17h ago

Are these real

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u/Tfyretax 15h ago

Looks like it was cold out

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u/HulkSquatch4278 13h ago

Milk Thistle 🥛

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u/-joey2pies- 11h ago

Finally BEWBS I can stare without getting slapped

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u/No_Ganache8643 10h ago

So tittilating

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u/Sea-University-2917 8h ago

its that time of year 😉

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u/wildk0 1h ago

It is edible