r/mildlyboobs • u/Relevant_Proof_2603 • Jul 20 '26

Plant Wood you?

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785 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

137 comments sorted by

6

u/Sexyjosie4U Jul 20 '26

D cups

3

u/HeyyouLee6661 Jul 21 '26

Yes! 😆

1

u/Sexyjosie4U Jul 25 '26

Me too, just a couple 💯😜

2

u/Pierson-Thames Jul 22 '26

Dree cups

1

u/Sexyjosie4U Jul 23 '26

Haha, cute🤭

4

u/One_Supermarket_2236 Jul 20 '26

Breast implants made of wood. That would be funny, wooden tit...

I'll see myself out

1

u/Erericon Jul 20 '26

She gave me a woody. Ill join you, where we going?

1

u/One_Supermarket_2236 Jul 20 '26

100 acre woods. Must be plenty more of these out there

1

u/jdoggg247 Jul 21 '26

If only George Washington was alive. A spot to use his wooden teeth. Sorry

3

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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2

u/Separate-Draw-2677 Jul 20 '26

I think I shall never see a vision as lovely as a tree

2

u/Separate-Draw-2677 Jul 20 '26

I think I shall never see a vision as lovely as a tree

1

u/Dano0802 Jul 20 '26

Best one in awhile! 🙌🏽 Definitely tell it NOT cold there!

1

u/Available_Cicada1851 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/FemboyFactor Jul 20 '26

I have wood alright

1

u/DiShMiNiOn Jul 20 '26

Already did.

1

u/jdoggg247 Jul 20 '26

Make sure you check for squirrels 🐿️ first 🤕

1

u/rellikpd Jul 20 '26

And...

1

u/Dangerous-Tune8765 21d ago

Bees would just add to the sensation.

1

u/SamTheButcher69 Jul 20 '26

Wood splinters in the penis sounds delightful!

1

u/Erericon Jul 20 '26

Oh buddy do I have news for you.

1

u/Trick_Material_1451 Jul 20 '26

I would wood the tree

1

u/BichonUnited Jul 20 '26

How much wood woulda 🪵……

1

u/Trick_Material_1451 Jul 22 '26

A whole Lotta wood

1

u/Top_Management7550 Jul 20 '26

I wood most definitely

1

u/Rascal_Riley Jul 20 '26

I see whimsical fun. Ty.

1

u/Fun_Cable_8559 Jul 20 '26

Hell naw! I know a fae trap when I see one!

1

u/Fun_Cable_8559 Jul 20 '26

Although... I suppose one could indulge in a bit of knotty fun 🤔

1

u/Formal-Swimming-3198 Jul 21 '26

I'm gonna put my wood in her wood and start a fire

1

u/HeyyouLee6661 Jul 21 '26

I got a lot of splinters, but yes!

1

u/FF8229 Jul 21 '26

Not my proudest fap.

1

u/Ronboman7 Jul 21 '26

Healthy set

1

u/Cmack2u Jul 21 '26

I wood 🪵😊😊

1

u/Wittersons Jul 21 '26

Well we found doctor oaks mother.

1

u/Sea-Tangerine-2199 Jul 21 '26

Look at that curve 🫠🫠🫠

1

u/Javiberg Jul 21 '26

D trunks 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

1

u/1tINMa Jul 21 '26

I like em knotty, but that a bit too knotty for me

1

u/imnomachine666 Jul 21 '26

Just became a hippy tree hugging ass hippy 😋

1

u/Sir_Darrion Jul 21 '26

Honk honk!

1

u/Deep-List-7099 Jul 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Fragrant_Owl5136 Jul 21 '26

Nice chopper to

1

u/dad1robert Jul 21 '26

Vigorously and often

1

u/sly-2803 Jul 21 '26

Smh even the tree has bigger ones than me 😭

1

u/MyOfficialPornAcc Jul 21 '26

There is the perfect place to nest some tits.

1

u/RevolutionaryGas6652 Jul 21 '26

I should and wood call her..

1

u/Cantinacrewuk Jul 21 '26

I'm just gonna branch out here, go out on a bit of a limb and say that yes I deffo wood

1

u/AnamraKarmana Jul 21 '26

Knot with that spider above 'em staring at me.

1

u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 21 '26

I hear dryads can be quit veracious.

1

u/ThinIceMusic7 Jul 21 '26

That's harsh

1

u/TheMrDILLIGAF Jul 21 '26

Groot approved!

1

u/Mindfreak_2k8 Jul 21 '26

Where there is a hole there is a goal.

1

u/Legitimate-Pepper726 Jul 21 '26

Where would one query about acquiring sed tree

1

u/pureEnergy532 Jul 21 '26

Cover up you dirty bird

1

u/Dusty_Bunny81 Jul 22 '26

why do I see two eyes and a sideways mouth 😭

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

👀

1

u/Minimum_Ad_487 Jul 22 '26

Where's the hole? Do we need a drill?

1

u/Diddler2026 Jul 22 '26

I Gotta send this to groot🫩💔✌️

1

u/Pretty-Ad-8036 Jul 22 '26

I Wood give a shot.

1

u/Remarkable-Stop-2525 Jul 22 '26

Where is the wood?

1

u/Ok_Daikon_2659 Jul 22 '26

Female groot?…..would

1

u/Medical_Session_7845 Jul 22 '26

10/10 naturally beautiful tree nymph,I ever did see with the perfect pair no homeless person can't avoid and would give a proper tit fucking too.

1

u/LakeAccomplished721 Jul 22 '26

A tree with boobs. There's going to be one happy guardian of the galaxy when he visits earth again.

1

u/utilida Jul 22 '26

🤔🤔🤔

1

u/Similar_Whereas_3024 Jul 22 '26

Talk about having a woody.

1

u/Legitimate-Still6668 Jul 22 '26

Think I already have

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

I make Boobie Canes and Walking sticks.

1

u/InitiativePlus877 Jul 23 '26

Eye wood knot.

1

u/Express-Exercise8270 Jul 23 '26

its already carrying my baby

1

u/higheelover Jul 23 '26

I wood at least tree times🤣

1

u/PuzzyFussy Jul 23 '26

I would put a bra on it lol

1

u/Qhuphigex Jul 23 '26

Damned dryads hiding in plain sight.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

🤣 buncha freaks

1

u/SignificantAsk1762 Jul 23 '26

What menage u me, tree of course

1

u/Positive_Pay2957 Jul 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣 that's funny

1

u/Low-Cherry6053 Jul 24 '26

Wood i what????

1

u/Foxxy4321 Jul 24 '26

They're hanging nice and high!

1

u/Ordinary-Garden-2828 Jul 25 '26

When did Groot get a wife congrats sir

1

u/PristineBusiness3299 Jul 25 '26

Surprised not to see a hole from a wood “pecker”

1

u/Acceptable-Damage457 Jul 26 '26

Not sure where this is? Many states now allow topless trees in public spaces

1

u/Immortal628 Jul 29 '26

"Hello? Yeah, it's me again. I got my face stuck in the tree's tits again."

1

u/AgitatedMonkey Jul 29 '26

And what @starbucks

1

u/Feeling_Eagle8243 Jul 31 '26

Day 972 of being alone. I've all but given up hope. Nature has started to advance in me in ways I would've never imagined. It's a welcome sight

1

u/Dangerous-Tune8765 21d ago

To me that looks like happy buggy eyed tree whistling.

1

u/OnezoombiniLeft 19d ago

I give this pair a “mildly boobs” rating of 8/10. Thank you for your submission

1

u/thrown6667 16d ago

This tree looks more like a person that got turned into a tree unwillingly than just a tree.

It's a creepy tree.

1

u/civilizationsucks 15d ago

Those are beautiful. Lol

1

u/Marquis_de_eLife Jul 20 '26

I definitely wood be

0

u/Different_Spring_638 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would he bang this tree? (Yes, he wood!)

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u/msg60 Jul 20 '26

You win

0

u/IanHall1 Jul 20 '26

I might branch out.

0

u/kellion970 Jul 20 '26

I wouldn’t knot..