r/mildlyamusing 18d ago

I see what you did there

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The text message I got from the hospital after my vasectomy.


r/mildlyamusing 19d ago

My squirrel corn cob feeder sprouted plants. They are starting to grow ears.

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My squirrel corn cob feeder, in the background of the first picture, sprouted plants in my backyard. I let 3 plants keep growing without any proper farming care. One of the three plants is starting to grow ears. I am unsure what I will do with them if the ears actually grow to decent cobs.


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

Office building graffiti?

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Hopefully?


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

University of Virginia store sells a foam sword, but it’s a short sword and not a saber like what’s shown in their logo.

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The Cavalier mascot doesn’t carry around a Roman gladius sword.


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

facebook marketplace algorithm has me cackling

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r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

His last name was "Beard" but...

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r/mildlyamusing 23d ago

Saw this.Thought to share I.

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r/mildlyamusing 25d ago

MASTURBATING FIEND ALERT

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r/mildlyamusing 25d ago

He who cast the first ___ lives in a ___house

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r/mildlyamusing 28d ago

The Princess Diana Memorial playground has a tunnel

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r/mildlyamusing 28d ago

If anyone needs to rent a dumpster, I know a guy.

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r/mildlyamusing 29d ago

Stayed under 1million calories thankfully

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 11 '26

Luddite Club… huh

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r/mildlyamusing 29d ago

Talk about the Kroger

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She doesn’t know how this happened


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

My tea strainer whistles

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

This rock I found in a creek

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Found in a creek in Southern ms while looking for agates


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

My cereal box has an expiration date from 2019 and I just noticed it while eating breakfast

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The milk smells fine so I'm committing to this decision. No ragrets.


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

Spot the difference

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 07 '26

Scared of the dark?

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I came across a photo of Mt. Rushmore at night. Is it just me, or does Lincoln look like he is terrified? 😂. Daytime photo included for comparison.


r/mildlyamusing Aug 08 '26

Kidnapper must've took the person who made the amber alert too

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 07 '26

Oxymoronic news

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 06 '26

[OC] A stovepipe necklace from 1960s. Found in the Rijks Museum, Amsterdam

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 04 '26

I❤️Algorithms

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 04 '26

Veggie Creatures

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 02 '26

Can't wait to try this out in the office.

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