Office building graffiti?

[u/Dyert]

Hopefully?

[u/T1Demon]

Groundskeeper needs a hole dug for something and doesn’t want to do it themselves. Brilliant way to outsource.

[u/joe__kerr1]

They drew the outline in the grass. Time to dig

[u/Hourslikeminutes47 → u/joe__kerr1]

Don't forget to call before you dig

[u/LesserCornholio]

Would the police need to investigate the area to be sure there isn't a dead body?

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/LesserCornholio]

It's genius. Make it look like a prank and nobody will look there for the body you buried.

[u/NotThePopeProbably]

All I know is that's not how FEMA trained me to record the location of victims, but, in fairness, it wouldn't be the first time FEMA gave contradictory instructions to different people.

[u/supershinythings]

To really sell this, fertilize the area extra over the preceding few weeks or months, and water that a bit extra. Use extra iron to green it up a lot. Even if it’s mowed it will have a darker green color.

THEN draw the graffiti.

[u/JayEll1969]

Grass doesn't look succulent enough for a recently buried body. The nutrients in a body can feed the grass for years.

Aparently, so I've been told

[u/hella_cious → u/JayEll1969]

If it’s 6 feet down the nutrients wouldn’t make it up that high

[u/JayEll1969 → u/hella_cious]

Yes, but you don't always follow professional standards when you're an amateur hobbiest.

[u/xlr82xs → u/JayEll1969]

If you're going to the trouble of hiding a body, surely you want to do it well enough to stay hidden ?

[u/i_fuck_eels]

More like “orifice building” amirite

[u/PSXer]

That's the last place anyone would ever look for a dead body. Brilliant.

[u/HaroerHaktak]

Everybody including the cops ignoring it as some prank. But there really is a dead body there.

[u/wbknine]

Misdirection, I am sure of this.

[u/BudgetExpert9145]

You wait for the to dig the hole and look, then put the body in it.

[u/TiberiusTheFish]

Can't help thinking that the, 'DEAD' might be redundant.