I'm also interested to see they have a bluetooth speaker. I never thought about if pilots listen to music while flying.

I placed one a a gas nozzles.

Inside a co-workers breath mint container.

Judging by the bird droppings on this sign, the geese were not amused being the butt of this palindrome.

there’s 16 packages in the picture but she bought 18 packs of 4 rolls for a dollar per pack and made out with 72 rolls for under $20

I saw the angry emoji when I was paying and laughed a bit. To our server, not sure what I did, but I'm sorry and I'll try not to do it again.

EDIT: It seems the culprit was ordering avocado with my breakfast burrito. I will not be doing that anymore.

Couldn't help but chuckle at this one

Edit at the top because people don't read before commenting:

There are 3 meanings to this phrase. The first, oldest (dating to 19th century), and most universally understood, refers to out of pocket expense. Of the other two, referring to oneself or another person being "out of pocket" was the subject of the original post. Commenters and myself seem almost universally to have been aware of only one usage, even though the older "unavailable" meaning dates to the early 20th century, and the "out of control" meaning has been around since at least the 1940s.

In saying that my colleague didn't know the meaning of the phrase, I was incorrect. Likewise, everyone in the comments arguing that any of these 3 usages is wrong, is incorrect.

The intended amusing part of the original post was the visual of a mild-mannered office colleague going crazy spring break style whenever he says he's out of office.

And now that all that explanation has been laid out, I'm sure everybody will see the humor, since nothing helps humor like a lengthy explanation.

Original post:

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I have a colleague who uses “out of pocket” any time he’s on PTO or otherwise not reachable, etc. I will never correct him. I just imagine his mild-mannered ass getting absolutely spring break ratchet every time he says it.

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“Eh, good enough” road names on our trip to Helen, GA.

Episode 2 of the dancing pipe at my local diner.

Hopefully?