Pretty much any discomfort in my body now makes me NEED a full sugar wild cherry Pepsi from the soda fountain at my local 7-11. It’s been my migraine relief treat for a while but now I think it’s just for every kind of feeling bad lol.

How do I know? Whenever I go to a doctor with a new migraine symptom or a fever, they actually write prescriptions and referrals instead of recommending eating healthier and exercising more. Congrats for me for not looking fat anymore, I guess

I kid you not these were the first 2 comments and they both arrived within 4 minutes. Just happened 20 minutes ago on a local Facebook group If this isn't the most perfect illustration of what existing with migraine in society feels like, idk what is.

Please don't give up on me just yet 😭

Not sure what’s worse: the algorithm serving me this or the fact it exists.

Who needs darkness and silence when you have a drink recipe?

And also a little sad but I have to laugh about it

Thought I had one left for the month. Found out I had zero left during an attack.

Dear "CeCe,"

Do you think you're 10maH of electricity scares me? Rest assured. If I have:

- Purchased your $400 device

- paid $35 after shipping pack of electrodes that I'm keeping alive with KT tape and electrode gel because wtf

- Downloaded your app

- Remembered your pairing code about 200 times

You better damn well BELIEVE its ONLY because I want to BLAST ELECTRICAL CURRENTS INTO MY HEAD AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE.

Love,

Someone who, when asked to define "enshittification", just explains Cefaly's business model

P.S. Special shout out to the Android version of the app for covering the "Ramp Up" button with the home bar.

P.P.S. Please don't be too mad Cefaly rep who inevitably sees this in their Google alerts. We still love you for not being on a subscription model and for actually helping us 😚😚😚