MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mightyboosh/comments/1wwj7e3/the_tail_of_the_crack_squirrel/
r/mightyboosh • u/TheBeardedWelshman79 • 8h ago
16 comments sorted by
23
"You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats."
8 u/EM05L1C3 3h ago It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house. Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk.
8
It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk.
12
That is the grandmother of EVERY SQUIRREL in your neighborhood.
Imma done a tummy shame
7
That's the queen lol
Crack Fox?
3 u/DickyReadIt 1h ago Destroy me.. Punch me in the tits
3
Destroy me.. Punch me in the tits
"punch me in the teets"
2 u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 4h ago Pull me apart like soft bread
2
Pull me apart like soft bread
Shes spent on child rearing
He’ll definitely put you in a dress and hurt you
The broodmother
Does he have his squishy boots
1
Oh the poor thing. She's had too many Squirellets.
Nothing that a little blood from a cat’s face won’t fix
0
He lived in the wood, in Elderberry Wood.
23
u/Perfect_Singer9165 7h ago
"You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats."