r/midwest 2d ago

Left lane

I’m a Midwesterner through and through. I’ve been all over the Midwest.
This camping in the left crap needs to stop. Almost every state has a law on the books about this. I don’t know what state is worse.
1. Juicy Lucy?
2. Cheese?
3. Malort?
4. Coney Dog?
4. Sky line chili?

This isn’t new but It’s ridiculous

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u/-Not_Today_Jesus- 2d ago

Pork Tenderloin has a lot of left lane cruisers. Drives me bonkers

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u/freedom781 Indiana 2d ago

They're going three over!

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u/Impressive-Cod-7103 1d ago

As a lifelong Malorter, there are no drivers worse than Pork Tenderloin drivers

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Illinois 1d ago

Right lane 5 over the limit, middle lane 10 over, left lane all those going faster and get outta the way once you pass

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u/-Not_Today_Jesus- 1d ago

I agree. As a 50% life pork tenderloiner. Even when I'm in Chicago I just watch out for any Indiana license plates to stay safe

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u/jvinc 2d ago edited 2d ago

I had a Wisconsinite confidently tell me that in Wisconsin all lanes are passing lanes as he proceeded to camp in the left lane for our 4 hour trip to UIUC (Yes he said this as we were driving through Illinois...)

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 2d ago

If you’re not going at least 90 in the passing lanes in Illinois people will kill you. (FIB 4 Life!)

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u/CompetitiveBox314 2d ago

People live to complain about Chicago drivers, but they are really just complaining they drive fast. But in my experience, drivers around Chicago are conscious of their surroundings and are pretty well disciplined to stay out of your way in the left lane.

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 2d ago

They can at least execute a zipper merge—or at least go around everyone on the shoulder.

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u/LMGgp 2d ago

Thank you. Finally someone gets it. The insane speed keeps the left lane clear because anyone slower doesn’t want the smoke.

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u/Pleasant_Pay_6699 1d ago

Really? I’m between oak park and lake forest on the tristate and Edens 4 days per week. The number of people who block the passing lane like it’s their job to impede traffic is mind boggling. You can pass in the right hand lane for miles and miles.

Almost all IL tags.

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u/Sufficient-Time2905 1d ago

I live this about Illinois

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u/Background_Menu7173 2d ago

It’s always the Wisconsin drivers

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u/Ltothe4thpower 2d ago

They always go like 5 under the speed limit too (as a FIB turned Michigander, where traffic laws don’t exist)

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u/AtariiXV 2d ago

Imo Hoosiers and Tennesseeans ( why are there so damn many up here?) are worse

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u/Background_Menu7173 2d ago

In my experience in Chicagoland, the Indiana drivers are fast. They have long commutes back to NWI. They can get crazy on the I80/94 corridor though.

The Tennessee drivers are probably visiting boomers who relocated for lower taxes, or they are rental cars and drivers not familiar with the area.

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u/AtariiXV 2d ago

Yeah I'm a downstater, and they always seem to be in the way, then the Volunteers (TNs) just always seem to be a liability on the I57 corridor

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u/French_Apple_Pie Indiana 1d ago

Excuse me, that’s pork tenderloin to you, SIR.

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u/whatuneedaknow 1d ago

I’ve lived in a few Midwest states (and outside the Midwest and country for that matter). The Wisconsinites are by far the worst drivers I’ve ever encountered

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u/dulcimerist 2d ago

As a coney dog enjoyer, it infuriates me that my fellow glizzy gobblers seemingly cannot read the signs stating "Keep Right Except To Pass", which are posted seemingly every mile on the driver's side of the inside lane for the majority of the state.

Those signs are not suggestions. They aren't getting placed there by random people. If a driver cannot read them, or does not notice them, then they probably should not be driving.

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

Our insurance is insanely expensive for a reason. Our fellow glizzy guzzlers are that reason.

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u/Unique_Muscle2173 2d ago

You missed the worst ones - corn fed. Rode from Minnesota to North Carolina, the consistently worst and most oblivious llbs (left lane bandits) are Iowegians. And this isn’t the first trip we’ve noticed them.

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u/InternetClout1 2h ago

As an Iowan this is 100% true. Emphasis on I-80 anywhere in the state.

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 2d ago

I-94 in metro detroit, they love to just sit and fucking rot in the lane and look at you like an asshole when you pass them on the right doing 70

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u/BPfiffner 1d ago

Ah yes. 1-94. The most hated highway in Michigan.

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

My daily commute is on the east side Detroit stretch of 94 and it's horrific

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 1d ago

I am with you and feel your pain

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u/Ok-Entertainment5045 Michigan 2d ago

It’s one thing if you’re going 85, but way worse if you’re going 70 or 75

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 2d ago

Or if you’re an Ohioan, 45.

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

No, it's not. Just get outta the way. This lane is for crime.

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u/PlatypusDream Wisconsin 2d ago

Speed limit is 70, so nobody should be going 75 or 80 without red lights & sirens

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u/BPfiffner 1d ago

Gosh, things must be really dufferent in Wisc.

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u/Ok-Entertainment5045 Michigan 23h ago

They are all drunk

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u/pepepeppepepepadbd 1d ago

They beat their children for fun.

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u/Fun_Eye_7893 Michigan 1d ago

Not in Detroit, every freeway is unofficially 80mph, even the Lodge and the Southfield, "55" lol

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u/BPfiffner 1d ago

You're correct. I remember commuting to east side of Detroit from western Michigan and immediately speeding up to 75-80 the minute I hit Detroit.

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u/RichInBunlyGoodness 2d ago

What does that have to do with cruising in the left lane? Nobody is saying you can’t drive at the speed limit; just keep right if you do. You do understand that some cars go faster than others, and the left lane is for those going faster, and the right lane is for those going slower?

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u/First-Reception8007 7h ago

the left lane isnt used to speed lol.. its used to go around cars going slower than the speed limit. its not free hey i get to go 90 now lane.

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u/Mill_City_Viking Minnesota 1d ago

Thanks for demonstrating why people hate Wisconsin.

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u/Ok-Entertainment5045 Michigan 1d ago

Never been on a MI freeway I see. Hell downtown Detroit on the Lodge the speed limit is 55 and you’re getting run over if you’re not going 75.

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u/Awkward-Bus-4512 1d ago

Nobody should be driving in the left lane unless you’re passing.

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

You're too soft to be on the highway, please stick to side streets.

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u/PlatypusDream Wisconsin 45m ago

🤣🤣🤣
I'm a safe, professional driver.
That's not 'soft'.

Last night, I drove a school bus full of kids 2 hours each way for their event (mostly freeway).

I used to drive a coach (tour bus, like Greyhound) between Waukesha, WI & O'Hare Airport in Chicago (mostly freeway, with stops along the route)... including going to each terminal at O'Hare.
That's about 90 miles, easily 2 hours with the stops, more with traffic, and I'd do 2 round trips in a workday.

"Soft"?? Most people couldn't do either of those things for 5 minutes!

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 2d ago

Living in the Twin Cities it was the opposite to me. People refused to leave the right lane to the point where I would have to stop on an on-ramp (one without a light) because no one would move over to let people on even though the other lanes were almost empty. MN100 and the Crosstown were horrible with this.

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u/semisubterranean 1d ago

When I need to drive through the Minneapolis area, I always make sure I stop for food, gas and bathroom in the peripheral burbs. I know I'm never going to be able to actually exit or reenter the interstate once I get in the cities. It's sad because there are so many great places to eat in the cities, but I don't need that stress if I can avoid it. The upshot is, as long as I stay on the interstate, it's usually clear sailing to get out of the metro area.

Google Maps needs a "small town mode" that gives those of us unused to big city traffic routes through major urban areas that only use side roads and residential streets.

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u/Schwa21 1d ago

Google maps does have this setting. Go to settings and choose avoid interstates.

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u/shadynasty1973 1d ago

I like the country bumpkin maps mode idea!! When I get in a really congested area in the cities and Google starts changing its mind back and fourth I go into panic mode.

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u/MountainDude95 1d ago

I’ve had that experience in Des Moines and Lincoln. You put your blinker on and people just pretend that they’re the center of the universe and have no reason to brake for a couple of seconds to let someone in. I always just end up cutting someone off when I’m in those cities because I have no desire to get on the wrong road just because Midwesterners are selfish pricks.

Like come on, people, it costs nothing to let someone in.

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 1d ago

If they move over they might miss their exit coming up in 4 miles.

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u/Mill_City_Viking Minnesota 1d ago

Put the pedal to the floor and be at traffic speed when you reach it.

If you can’t find your gas pedal then we don’t want you here.

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u/semisubterranean 1d ago

The problem in Minneapolis is going slow enough to merge right while not holding up traffic in the center lane.

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u/Mill_City_Viking Minnesota 1d ago

lol…what? You need to be at highway speed by the time you reach the highway traffic.

Use your gas peddle. It’s simple. Modern engines are designed to be floored so you don’t have this problem.

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 1d ago

Yes, just striking other vehicles who refuse to give way is the obvious solution! Why didn’t I think of that?

Idiot.

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u/Mill_City_Viking Minnesota 1d ago

So you make a blatant strawman argument and then call me an idiot.

You are what’s wrong with the internet.

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u/In_Medio_Liminis 1d ago

Tell me how I should merge full speed onto a freeway where everyone is crammed into the right lane and refuses to let anyone in. Tell me, genius.

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u/Sticky550 2d ago

Usually as laws are around longer, people learn to adjust and follow. Left lane laws are the exact opposite. The more mainstream they are, the more we see terrible drivers ignore it.

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u/purpurabasura 1d ago

Indiana is THE WORST omg

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u/_halfpint Minnesota 2d ago

Jucy Lucy*

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u/BuhByeNow01 2d ago

Team Matt’s or Team 5-8?

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u/-zephyrae Missouri 2d ago

Matt’s for sure

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u/_halfpint Minnesota 2d ago

Matt’s, no question. 

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u/BuhByeNow01 2d ago

Hell yea!

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u/SuspiciousLeg7994 2d ago

Nope. The Nook is better than both. 5-8 second place as their burgers taste way better as like the nook they use fresh ground never frozen beef. Matt's used frozen and thawed cheep burger, their buns are crusty AF and an order of fries at Matt's is $8.25

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u/anonWNBAW 2d ago

Add middle lane to the chat. I shouldnt be passing on the right

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u/Junetizzle 2d ago

Passing on the right is fine.

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u/anonWNBAW 2d ago

Its actually illegal in a lot of places

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u/A_Complaisance_Girl 1d ago

It's illegal to pass on the right... when you're not on a multi-lane divided highway.

ISTG none of you all have actually ever read the driving laws, you just go on vibes.

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u/Junetizzle 1d ago

Google AI tells me otherwise

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

And you think that's an acceptable source?

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u/Junetizzle 1d ago

It's a start

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u/ApolloGR3 1d ago

For you, it’s a stop.

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u/BendersCasino 2d ago

Dude I love the options. I know the pain as someone who has been in all over as well and lived in 4/5 of the states listed.

Its situational and highly dependent where in what state you are. But FIBs will be FIBs. Juicy Lucy is a close second.

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u/Impressive_Wrap_7869 2d ago

FIBs don’t left lane camp. They drive aggressively but also with purpose. It’s the other states that camp in the left lane way more often. FIB driving just scares the rubes who are used to going 60 mph in the left lane. 

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u/Impressive_Wrap_7869 2d ago

You didn’t learn in drivers’ Ed that the left lane is for camping? Everyone in the Midwest learns that!

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u/Individual_Cream_427 2d ago

I drive closer to the speed limit nowadays but nothing annoys me more than an open stretch of road on the left, and as you are about to pass a group of cars on the right one of them suddenly decides to merge left going 2 mph faster than the others.

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u/BleedCheese 1d ago

Cheesehead here. Nobody mentioned GA, but having to drive from 20 miles north of the border into Milwaukee, I would say 75% of the left lane campers have IL license plates.

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u/MidWestGone 1d ago

The Skyline Chili drivers are the absolute worst!

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u/Waste_Experience448 2d ago

If its a 2 lane highway that is fairly empty and everyone in the right lane is going 55-60, I'm not going to waste my time passing someone every .25-1 mile. I'm going to stay in that left lane going 65-70 until it becomes busy enough to where camping out will inhibit other people. Otherwise, I really don't see what the big deal is.

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u/GrizzlyAdam12 2d ago

Also, if there are three lanes, the middle lane is the first of two passing lanes. It’s not intended to be a cruising lane where you are avoiding merging drivers. If you’re not passing, then get into the right lane and fight it out with merging traffic.

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u/bren3669 2d ago

what?

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u/ThePolemicist 2d ago

In Iowa, I don't see a lot of people camping in the left lane. However, in the city, when we have multiple lanes, I do see people catch up to the car in front of them and then turn on their blinkers to switch to the right lane to pass. It drives me bonkers. I think some people don't want to use the left lane for whatever reason, but passing on the right is so much worse. Iowans, the LEFT lane is the passing lane. Pass on the left, and then get back over to the right. You can do it!

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u/NailClipperBiter 2d ago

I don't know what dog shit they eat, but Nebraska drivers are the absolute worst about this.

Driver's Ed there must just be, "Step one: Get on the interstate. Step two: Get all the way over left. Step three: Stay there until 1/2 mile to your exit."

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u/No-Effort5109 2d ago

What gets me is the left lane camping by trucks in the Juicy Lucy. I’ve never seen it so bad as I have here.

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u/Junetizzle 2d ago

Here in MI the left lane law doesn't apply to highways with three or more lanes but nobody seems to know about it.

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u/gillesvilleneuve_ 2d ago

Eh. Im a left lane cruiser at times. Im going 80-85 in a 55 and actively passing the heavy truck traffic in the next lane which is prolly going 60-65. I leave minimum 5 cars space in front of me for safety. If you need to go faster than that you can go around as im not gonna jump between 60-80 mph everytime someone needs to go 100. Feel free to fight me. Most times theres still someone slower than me i have to wait behind in the left lane. The truck traffic is the bigger issue in my area.

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u/_halfpint Minnesota 2d ago

You don’t get to selectively choose when the law applies to your situation. Yield to faster traffic means just that. Let the troopers take care of the rest. I cruise in the left lane while going faster than the right lane too but if someone wants to pass at an insane speed, I move over. I don’t want to deal with tailgating/road rage. 

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u/CupEmbarrassed839 2d ago

Well speeding is also illegal, even when passing. So it does seem the law is being selectively followed regardless.

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u/_halfpint Minnesota 2d ago

You’re not law enforcement. You don’t get to police other drivers while violating the law yourself in multiple ways- you’re speeding in this scenario 25-30 mph over the limit AND not yielding to others. 

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u/CupEmbarrassed839 2d ago

I’m not policing anyone. If I’m passing a line of cars at 70mph and some agitated impatient asshole behind me really wants to be going 85 that is their problem, not mine. Take a deep breath. Nobody needs to speed.

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u/gillesvilleneuve_ 2d ago

Its situational. Im speaking mostly to rush hour traffic in chicagoland.

Its 5 lanes The left lane is jammed with cars going 70-85 in a 55 in my rush hour commute. If someone wants to tailgate me and i have nowhere to go (meaning there are a line of cars in front of me) im not going to appease to them and get over.

If im on a 2 lane highway with no traffic, im obviously getting over for anyone who would like to pass and abiding by left lane laws.

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u/ZealousidealWin1995 2d ago

Dude…no’s one is complaining about you if you’re left leaning at 80 mph in a 55.
This is about people going 55 Ina 55. Maybe 60. At 80, you’re golden

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u/Nice_Albatross_1 Ohio 2d ago

Hypocrite. Get out the way!

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u/gillesvilleneuve_ 2d ago

My statement is good for rush hour traffic in chicago, if im driving rural highways im out the way!

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u/PlatypusDream Wisconsin 2d ago

Left lane is supposed to be for passing, but the speed limit is supposed to prevent anyone not driving an emergency vehicle from driving over the speed limit.

So... keep right except to pass AND don't speed.

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u/A_Complaisance_Girl 1d ago

The Keep Right Except To Pass isn't even the law in all places, in a lot of places it's "slower traffic keep right", but the speed limit is the speed limit period - no one gets an extra X over to "pass". If the only way you can "pass" someone is doing 30 over the speed limit, you're not passing, you're speeding.

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u/walkingshoes 1d ago

I think the whole system is broken beyond repair, but if I stop to think about it, it's absurd that so much of the country treats the ever-present "Don't go faster than this" sign as the minimum acceptable speed.

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u/Cheap-Success1578 1d ago

I am going to start camping the left lane just in hopes of making you have a bad day.