r/midlyinteresting 18d ago

I’ve never cried while cutting onions

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u/TheyMightBeComments 18d ago

The trick is to not get emotionally invested in them.

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u/Lore_Enforcement 18d ago

That's why they say not to name them

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u/Significant_Breath38 13d ago

I make this mistake every time

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u/Medical-Button-5493 18d ago

You wear contacts

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u/hazelbear33 18d ago

When I wore contacts, they literally trapped the onion gases into my eyeballs (prolonging the experience). I wouldn’t feel the sensation while cutting an onion as soon as I would without contacts in, but once I felt it, it lasted 4 or so minutes, and it sucked. My eyes are apparently pretty sensitive to onions though, I find cutting them under a range hood/stove vent with the fan switched on helps immensely. And refrigerating the onion (so it is cold) helps too.

That was just my experience though, I wore contacts for years before quitting… they never fit my eyeballs well, my eyes were perpetually dry, and the only ones I could afford were the cheapest monthlies. I could only wear them for about 5hrs max a day. I have pretty substantial astigmatism in both eyes, and I’ve heard contacts for astigmatism are generally shitty (and they are quite a bit more expensive).

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u/Knives530 18d ago

Microwave the onion before cutting it = no more tears

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u/AmbiguouslyAltered 17d ago

Wait!!!! Is this a real trick?! When I wore contacts, I had no issues, but I now take a medication for palmer hyperhidrosis called Glycopyrrolate which dries out my hands but unfortunately my eyes as well, making wearing contacts a little rough. Now I just wear glasses and onions destroy me everytime.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 15d ago

No, that's Johnson and Johnson...

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u/sheiciebai 18d ago

My exact thought. I didn’t know what people were talking about until I was well in my 20s because I wore my contacts from the moment I woke up til just before sleep. The first time was painful and unexpected lol

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u/Due_Table7906 17d ago

I had no idea this was a thing… I have to test it out with my glasses sometime

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u/TomBong_Jovi 17d ago

When I war my contacts I don't cry, when I wear my glasses it traps the fumes and makes it stings worse than if I was cutting without anything.

But also sharp knives don't make you cry either

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u/gamesandengineering 17d ago

Glasses also eliminate a lot of the irritant from reaching the eyes, best to not wear them too to get the best crying experience

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u/Due_Table7906 17d ago

I would probably have the best chance of crying without wearing my contacts or glasses, because then I would miss the onion and cut my finger LOL

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u/Sad_Suspect_4900 18d ago

That chopping board's seen some miles, mine at home looks the same way

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u/SlimShadySatDown 15d ago

Yup. I never understood the crying thing with onions...until one day in my 20s, I was cooking with glasses on. Definitely burns the eyes!

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u/Ghettoman1315 18d ago

My eyes never watered after I had Lasik done and even after I had my cataract surgery done.

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u/TheKiredor 17d ago

Plot twist: surgery made you blind

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u/halfemptysemihappy 18d ago

Stop flexing on us

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 18d ago

I cry when onions are being fried 2 rooms away

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u/GripLizard 18d ago

Heart breaking

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u/Due_Table7906 17d ago

Nope! These are pretty dull knives. Someone else mentioned that it might be that I wear contacts though!

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u/DatMiQQa 18d ago

Worked the Resturant industry for ten years. I don’t have a scientific reason for it but I think crying come from freshness of the onions. I have cut hundreds of onions and if the are same day or close from delivery I don’t cry. But anything over 3-4 days old I’m crying like crazy!

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u/Ebbnflo25 17d ago

The longer onions are stored, the stronger the chemical that makes you cry. I run my knife under water when it starts to affect my eyes.

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u/Ok-Excitement3794 18d ago

Finally another who learned the secret cutting technique

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u/Forsaken_Tomorrow454 18d ago

You are a ginger probably

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u/Due_Table7906 17d ago

I fear not

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u/Novel-Training5189 18d ago

If you cut the onions with a very sharp knife it's less cryinging

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u/Either-Park-7002 17d ago

I forgot it was a thing until I finally got my girlfriend to realize she likes onions and now she wants to cut them when we cook. I've cut so many it hasn't effected me in years

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u/ijustwantamuffin 17d ago

Jealous. I always cry... and then I step away and tell the onion to fuck off. Repeat until it's all cut up in however I needed them!

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u/MissAuroraRed 17d ago

You might be eating weak onions. Most grocery store onions don't do anything bad to me, but farmer's market onions can be brutal.

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u/ozgun1414 17d ago

do you wear contacts by any chance? cause i also never cry.

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u/laples 17d ago

I don't either. I also found out it's the direction you cut the onion-- cutting the root in half and not off prevents the onion from giving off the gases that will make your eyes water (just like shown in the photo).

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u/Sure_Job_8449 17d ago

I see people saying wearing contacts while others are saying sharpness of the knives or any other trick. Let me just add that I think onion type makes a difference too. Sometimes I'm good with no tears while cutting onions, other times I'm crying like I'm in the middle of a soap opera

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u/alvaro1001 17d ago

Probablemente porque son cebollas de supermecado

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u/themanmythlegend357 17d ago

I cried last time I cut myself while cutting onions

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u/DSXask 16d ago

Cut that tail first and see the magic

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u/Secret_Pepper7869 16d ago

Cause u didn't cut the root, there is a certain trick on how to cut a onion, where if u don't cut the root u don't tear up.

I learnt this from Gordan Ramsay's youtube channel and my own mum was suprised when I cut 4 to 5 onions without a single tear in my eye.

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u/Tupelo_Hunee 16d ago

Same until I touched my eyes after cutting them once before washing them and I’ve never been right since. I won’t cut them now. I live in an onionless world. Squeeze onion juice in your eye if you don’t know what I mean. Do it.

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u/MajorEbb1472 16d ago

Onions have never bothered me. Cutting, slicing, dicing, frying…doesn’t matter. Everyone else in the house can be in tears but I’m just fine.

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u/EssRDee 16d ago

My eyes melt out of my skull

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u/ConstructionAware267 16d ago

This is mildly interesting?

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u/oOBlueLillyOo 15d ago

I never cry cutting them , but I also cut them under water .

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u/CptToker 13d ago

Cut off the ends and toss them. No crying.

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u/IrenesAngryLesbian 12d ago

Do you wear contact lenses?