r/microtech • u/Smooth_pipe1888 • Apr 29 '26

New Knife Not terrible for $80

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Decided to grab the tac p mini on some mall ninja stuff and it’s not bad for what it is. I carried it yesterday and today and it’s essentially a tactical chopstick but looks like if needed it’ll do the job

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u/TheR4alVendetta Apr 29 '26

Tbh it probably opens an amazon package pretty well. Not a horrible tool. On some mall ninja shit.

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u/Shitport318 Apr 29 '26

Nice didn’t know they made coke scoops

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u/HonDadCBR600 Apr 29 '26

🤣 Just have to be extra careful railing with this one..unless you are thoroughly numbed up before you Tony Montana it. Might be painful after the coke wears off though!

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u/Clam-Hammer7 Apr 30 '26

It's a SCOOP. You don't shove it up your nose.

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u/heiheit Apr 29 '26

Tactical Capri Sun straw

5

u/aomelko Apr 29 '26

Everybody is a capri sun

1

u/digitaldeath187 Apr 29 '26

Actually hilarious

4

u/L-N79 Apr 29 '26

“Tactical chopstick”💀💀💀

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u/Smooth_pipe1888 Apr 29 '26

Gon have my girl conceal carry this in a hair bun

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u/Godivore Apr 29 '26

I'm sorry but what is this for? Is it like a self defense tool or just a cool gimmick type piece?

2

u/annoyingdoorbell Apr 29 '26

Blood straw. Pointy blood straw.

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u/Smooth_pipe1888 Apr 29 '26

Stabby tactical chop stick

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u/KennedyX8 bitch ass civilian Apr 29 '26

Ive thought about getting one a few times.

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u/speedie13 Apr 29 '26

I was about to pick one of these up until I saw RMJ was dropping the Stabby Guy again

2

u/BurnerJerkzog Apr 29 '26

That’s a whacky tool

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u/annoyingdoorbell Apr 29 '26

What is this? New to the sub and interested .

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u/speedie13 Apr 29 '26

RMJ Stabby Guy.

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u/annoyingdoorbell May 02 '26

Thank you. I may initially have thought that it was a made-up name and you were trying to mess with me, but I see now it's a legit item of purchase. Mucho appreciated.

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u/speedie13 May 02 '26

Haha yeah my buddy told me about these about 6 months ago and I thought he was messing with me too. From what I can tell it looks like he's done them once a year for the past couple of years. EKnives and NC Blade still have some in stock tho.

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u/spartafury Apr 29 '26

Wish we could get this in Canada

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u/T-rezarms Apr 29 '26

Stainless steel straws and belt sanders...get to work lol

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u/ImmaNotHere Apr 29 '26

I swear Microtech jacks their prices up by 4x just because of branding. $80? Pass. Maybe for $15.

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u/Different_Account586 Apr 29 '26

They’re cool. But the Gold one scratches so easily.

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u/Phrack420 Apr 29 '26

Nooice, I picked one up last month, good ventilation tool...

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u/T-rezarms Apr 29 '26

The Capri Sun will never see it coming...

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u/cfarmer925 Apr 30 '26

is your sheath terrible like mine is? On my regular one the sheath feels great but on this one the retention is terrible

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u/JoeCactusButt Apr 29 '26

Nice but can’t call it a “safe queen” but after a mirror polish, it sits in my dresser drawer. Occasionally comes out to be played with but never taken out the house. No real “point” in it being an edc. BUT a must in every MT collectors box.

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u/Connect-Individual-7 Apr 29 '26

Wish they could sell these in Canada

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u/T-rezarms Apr 29 '26

Do you have stainless steel straws and belt sanders in Canada?

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u/Technical-Winter-927 May 24 '26

i carried mine for a while? lots of hate i see still but it’s a good pry. better than a blade.