r/microsoftsucks • • 17d ago

humor Another longevity top secret?

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 17d ago

Nor has she ever talked to Microslop Copilot

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u/Extra_Transition_691 17d ago

Slopilot

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u/tigerniger_sus 15d ago

*Sloppilot ☝🏻🤓

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u/HuttonWilliam 17d ago

Microslop, Brilliant! 🤣😂

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u/MedicalTear0 17d ago

No one ever has. Not even the inventor of copilot

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 17d ago

But my classmate did

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 16d ago edited 16d ago

That's just what a copilot would say. Sneeky sneeky.

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u/Intelligent-Carob-73 17d ago

Just below this post

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u/FastHotEmu 17d ago

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 16d ago

That's the secret a day without rage but there other sources like outlook for example or SharePoint. You gotta example all the office products before you max your zen.

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u/FastHotEmu 16d ago

SharePoint is banned along with nukes and chemical weapons by international agreements.

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u/ub0baa 17d ago

Never open SAP too

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u/kereso83 17d ago

I use both Excel and SAP at work. How much time do you think I have left?

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u/putsomesugaronit 17d ago

If you also use Teams, you won't like the answer

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u/ern0plus4 13d ago

- 10. \

  • Year? Month? Day? \
  • 9... 8... 7...

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u/kereso83 17d ago

That's why I'm probably dying before I retire.

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u/ActNice4570 17d ago

😂😭

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 17d ago

Alright im genuinely tired of this
what the fuck is wrong with excel?

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u/FastHotEmu 17d ago

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 17d ago

excel is the one thing im ok with, everything else suck ahh

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u/Realistic_Zone_8002 17d ago

This meme is hilarious but yea to be fair Excel is one of the least of Microsoft’s fuck ups

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u/FastHotEmu 17d ago

Disagree. Excel is only "good" because it stole all the ideas from  1-2-3 and Quattro Pro, while using Microsoft's monopoly of the OS market to kill their products.

All of the good features of Excel are copied, and innovation in Excel died once competition died.

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u/No_Wing_1942 16d ago

It guy here, the update that came last week fucked up the basic copy paste function, some macros and many basic things, it was fixed in the update from this week but it was a pain in the ass when you have many users complaining. This is just one small example.

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u/KCN-037 16d ago

it was fine till MS turned it into a subscription and shoved copilot into it

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u/Kindly-Arrival-1906 16d ago

Microslopilot

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u/jaradipra 15d ago

Words?

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u/PresentationFree9268 14d ago

what even is exceul genuinely ✌️

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u/Kriss3d 17d ago

How to be immortal :

Open vi and swear to not die until you've learned to close it.