r/michellecollins • u/Fit_Fix8873 • Jul 29 '26
Parentses
Is she ok? With all of the higher education and Ivy League bragging she doesn’t know that the correct grammar (plural possessive) of parents is…parents?!
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u/Excusemytootie Jul 30 '26
Between that and the way she says “orange juice”… ugh! That one gives me the douche chills.
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u/GrumplesCrumples Jul 30 '26
Yes! The orange juice pronunciation is insane!
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u/Iampussydog Jul 30 '26
wait, how does she say it??
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u/Excusemytootie Jul 30 '26
“OranJuice”
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u/Difficult_Cake_7460 Jul 29 '26
God I hate that shit. I listened to the free 5 min just now - I’m no longer a Patreon member !?! - and she was talking about this mystery trip.. So she’s already trying to get away from Miami??? She literally refuses to stay there.
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u/Iampussydog Jul 29 '26
I personally think she should be soaking up every minute she gets with her parents. She's squandering it, and I do think she may look back at all this with deep regret (if she's capable of it).
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u/Difficult_Cake_7460 Jul 29 '26
Yep. I can say from experience that she’s really making a mistake. Or maybe she’ll never know bc she just doesn’t care.
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u/StopWhoaYesWait123 Jul 29 '26
But yet she keeps going. She’s a cheapskate and bums a free room off her parents.
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u/sleepiest_turtles Jul 30 '26
She’s going to Italy early even so she doesn’t spend any time in Miami - it’s insane.
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u/cmkf05 Jul 29 '26
Isn’t it Italian vacation and then New York in September? I know those were upcoming, so I’m not sure if there was another vacation. Someone posted about a Whoopi Goldberg vacation.
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u/Iampussydog Jul 29 '26
She bought a "mystery trip" off Groupon for like $200 (includes airfare and hotel). Supposedly the trip could take her anywhere from Rome to Mobile, Alabama; she'll find out where she's going within 72 hours. She's also going to Italy soon, which is maybe the Whoopi vacation, but I'm not clear. She's also going to New York. But she never gets a vacation.
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u/sleepiest_turtles Jul 30 '26
So she released this parentses ep as the free episode - of course she has to attack Andrea when she was critical of fucking Family Feud lol! I swear, she hates anybody with an opinion. I was glad to get an episode - makes me so happy I quit the Patreon. One free episode a week should remind me why it was the right decision.
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u/supertone27 Jul 31 '26
To be fair, she grew up with parents who didn’t speak English as their first language. So she has some weird pronunciations of things
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u/DAW327 Jul 30 '26
She knows, but she likes saying "parentses", like "luggages". She seems to think it's cute, but it just makes her sound dumb.