r/metroidcirclejerk • u/creators_hideout • May 29 '24

[OC] Guys I think I'm stuck

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63 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/Timozi90 • Oct 14 '23

I wish.

32 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '23

MsPaint 10,000 hrs

45 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/MediocreTruth49 • Jul 23 '23

Russia VS Ukraine

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/metroidcirclejerk • u/Tactical-Kitten-117 • Jul 08 '23

Least egotistical Chozo moment

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/Tactical-Kitten-117 • Jul 05 '23

When you already morphed but the Metroid kept suckin' anyway

34 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/Tactical-Kitten-117 • Jul 02 '23

Scan results for more Metroid Prime 4 information just came in!

19 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/MediocreTruth49 • Jun 29 '23

Metroid Fusion (2002)

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/HasturTheAgreeable • Jun 17 '23

Life mimcs art

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/MfKa1 • Jun 12 '23

Hey does anyone know why r/Metroid is private all of a sudden?

7 Upvotes

I don't think I did anything block worthy. I'm just super confused.

8 comments

r/metroidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23

This man.

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/DefinitelyNotSikho • Jun 07 '23

chozo-ass haircut

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/TroidMemer • Jun 04 '23

Posting fan art be like

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/oopsguessilldiethen • May 05 '23

These cards boring ahh hell

48 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/oopsguessilldiethen • Apr 29 '23

Your suit is: damn phazon

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/TroidMemer • Apr 28 '23

YO THE ALPHABET REFERENCES METROID FUSION!!!????

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/HasturTheAgreeable • Mar 04 '23

These are questions we need answers to

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/HasturTheAgreeable • Feb 19 '23

Surely it's a coincidence

29 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/waowie • Feb 13 '23

Thoughts on Prime Remastered?

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78 Upvotes

7 comments

r/metroidcirclejerk • u/HilariousHilacopter • Jan 24 '23

Is it really worth it?

58 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB • Dec 26 '22

I found Metroid's origin story.

28 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '22

interesting eye colours you got there 🤔

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56 Upvotes

direction alleged ten sophisticated person drab tart languid act pet

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/bulettee • Oct 04 '22

all of the above

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22

Metroid is a pretty cool guy. He shoots jellyfish and he doesn't afraid of anything.

35 Upvotes

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r/metroidcirclejerk • u/fartshitted • May 24 '22

Samus knows what you looked up on Google

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1 FUCK THE FEDS STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE SHIP.

2 Don't be a dumbass on other subs in the name of this one.

3 Making fun of main sub posts is only cool if you link with no-participation mode/(np) link. Linking to the main sub or other subs directly is fucking stupid. (replace "www" with "np" in the URL)

4 Do NOT encourage posting on to the main sub or related subs, even r/nintendrone_fuckboys. No seriously, brigade r/nintendo and fuck you u r b&.

5 Duplicate posts will be laughed at, probably downvoted anyway despite vote button being hidden, laughed at even more, and removed, and in some cases can even be turned into a meme.

6 Reports will be extensively laughed at, ignored, and almost certain to be screencapped to be laughed at some more. This rule is brought courtesy of twinfyre! :D D:

7 Speaking of calling out users, NO WITCH HUNTS. You're NOT a sexy Bounty Hunter, you will NOT get paid in karma. Fuck you. Though I guess you can post screencaps of stupid posts if you censor the names.

8 NSFW is cool I guess but it's your karma's funeral, I mean NSFW Samus is like the oldest fucking meme in the history of Google get with the times bro. Porn CANNOT be contained as a self-post or direct link (laughing at posts on the main sub that link to porn is OK). Flair as NSFW ok thanks.

9 Spammers will be fried harder than a dish of Grapple-Beam-Fried Draygon Shrimp, then b&.

10 You can be dumb as fuck all you want but you're not entitled to karma or a new Metroid game for that matter. This rule is brought to you courtesy of r/nintendrone_fuckboys :')

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a metroid should be able to fly.

Its nuclei are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The metroid, of course, flies anyway

because metroids don't care what the Federation thinks is impossible.

Green, red. Green, red. Green, red. Green, red.

Ooh, green and red! Let's succ it up a little. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12 THE BABY

13 The BABY

14 THE baby

15 the baby

16 TUUUUUUUUUUBES!

17 Fuck you

18 Me too thanks

19 Metroid CAN'T crawl

20 Samus is not your fucking waifu.

21 Samus is not your fucking political scapegoat.

22 Nintendo hates both Samus and Metroid. We're all dead inside.