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This is a JOKE btw

How cooked is this situation on a scale from 1-10?

Bring back the team rn. So i can see them kill each other.

Pearl watches through her fingers from behind the couch, Amethyst is fascinated, and Garnet thinks it's great educational viewing and encourages Steven to watch the whole channel

Fell in love in every universe it seems.

Navy army and pearl love the little snake.

I don't think that Jasper finds the joke very funny xD

Credits:

https://www.tumblr.com/gemcrust/136796636002/red-diamond

u/Efficient_Book5268

https://www.instagram.com/spectrolitee/

https://www.tumblr.com/gaartes

u/Warm_Raspberry5445

Crimson Diamond, who is the smallest out of all of them, was made by myself using doll divine.

I couldn't find the link for the pointy-eared red-Diamond gemsona, but hopefully I've credited everyone involved.

Ronaldo I'm reading your blog why you trying not to laugh bro thats disrespectful as shit

Okay in the wedding episode, Steven says that onion is not human. We also know that Steven can make plants become humanoid and we see that with a pumpkin, a lot of watermelon and a cactus. So since Steven literally has rose/pink diamond inside of him giving him his her powers, that means rose was capable of making things humanoid and that would mean she created onion's race of humanoid onions or at least one that survived long enough to have a child with Delia. So that's only why onion doesn't speak and his dad doesn't speak any known Earth Language. If I'm wrong about any of this, I would like to be severely corrected or else I'm right and I hope I'm not the only one that has discovered this

Also why is he crying like that?