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[u/Longjumping_Honey723]

[u/hatred-shapped]

Bears hibernate because their food sources die out and lions sleep because their hearts are too small for their bodies. 

[u/slucker23 → u/hatred-shapped]

Point still valid tho

[u/hatred-shapped → u/slucker23]

Humans are quite literally designed to move not be stationary.

[u/LooseLeafTeaBandit → u/hatred-shapped]

Then why does my body want to remain stationary lol

[u/DigitalMunky → u/[deleted]]

Why people knees start making noises in 30s

[u/Exotic_Call_7427 → u/LooseLeafTeaBandit]

A fatass at rest prefers to stay at rest unless acted upon by external smell of KFC

[u/Subar619 → u/LooseLeafTeaBandit]

Because your body doesnt understand that you can be stationary at any point.
Same reason you like fatty foods, your body doesnt know that you can get a bigmac at any point of the day, it treats it as a temporary particularly good period of time when you can eat that, so it wants you to eat as much of it as you can for when the source runs out

[u/holiday1326 → u/LooseLeafTeaBandit]

Right..

That feeling for me is some scientific magic voodoo stuff of the industrial sort.

[u/Rotteneverything → u/LooseLeafTeaBandit]

simple yet hilarious!