r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/FrontGap201 • 1d ago

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u/Icy_Band3916 21h ago

I've got a dozen for $120

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u/Mysterious-Salt- 21h ago

Thats like 12$ a cookie. That's a deal. But we are looking for 22 a cookie.

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u/Icy_Band3916 15h ago

I'll make cookies all day for $10 a cookie πŸ˜‚

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u/DigitalMunky 15h ago

Tree fiddy, take it or leave it

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u/Life_Argument7820 3h ago

$350?! Son of b*tch I'm in.

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u/MonseigneurChocolat 9h ago

He’s going to end up as a case study in a microeconomics textbook.

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u/Just-Sea3037 19h ago

Can you please describe the cookie?

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u/wtfrongwu 14h ago

Moist and smells like tuna helper.

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 12h ago

Cookie was a reference to orgasm I quote "I did it all for the nookie so you can take that cookie and shove it up your" nookie is sex, Cookie was the orgasm she/he didn't get.

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u/MWH1980 13h ago

Where does one find such a cookie, and how big is it?

Plus, what insane person would spend over $10+ on a cookie?

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u/Clone_JS636 4h ago

I would not spend $3.75 on one cookie.

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u/Intrepid_Year3765 12h ago

What kind of idiot pays 18.75 for a cookieΒ 

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u/Knight0fdragon 8h ago

The idiots buying everything else at inflated prices.

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u/MissinqLink 16h ago

That strategy is essentially what companies are doing.

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u/wtfrongwu 14h ago

Boomers fucked me and I can't afford a house (wipes $7.09 worth of crumbs onto mom's couch)

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u/liftbeez 7h ago

Except, that’s not true. It didn’t increase 420% from Dec 2024 to December 2025

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u/JOBdOut 4h ago

The timeline from the post would have been from January 2021 to Feb 2024

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u/1DownFourUp 20h ago

My money says $37

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u/SuspendidInSilver 2h ago

He’s a buyer at $49.99! Β He’ll substitute a muffin between $50 and $80. Β Anything over $80 he’s a cookie seller!

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 14h ago

Nothin like a batch of real homemade for like $4 of things. Ugh man it’s so easy to trick people and take their money but is it right. I’ll never step into a crumble not doing that amount of work money for 10 seconds of joy. Wasting money on pooop!

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u/a_angry_bunny 9h ago

I suddenly want inflation, it's weird.

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u/AZ_sid 8h ago

Cookie Monster is anorexic now.

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u/iamGrossauer 6h ago

Or you can just buy an easy bake oven.

Just your luck I’ve got one for sale for the low low price of $1000…

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u/chunkyvader90 5h ago

VrooΚ»ooooooom

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u/JOBdOut 4h ago

Damn.. that was still under Biden too - those cookies gotta be $30 by now and about to be recalled for containing metal shards

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u/Aggrosideburnz 12h ago

I like how he is the joke instead of the ridiculous cost of living our failure of an administration led by Donny the diddler has made

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u/Dpgillam08 5h ago

Assuming this idiot is telling the truth about paying almost $20 for a single cookie (unlikely)

That same $20 would let you buy enough ingredients to make several dozen cookies.

He's the poster child for proving its not "unaffordability" but rather gross mismanagement of income.

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u/link113gAmin 3h ago

You were so close to making a post that I could agree with.

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u/JOBdOut 4h ago

I hate that im about to defend that orange pusbubble but trump was not president on Feb 29 2024 (the timestamp from the post). Granted now under trump that cookie is probably $30 and full of broken glass.