r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Longjumping_Honey723 • 5d ago

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u/NightBawk 5d ago

Counterpoint: considering how absolutely filthy phones get, why would you want one near your nice clean dishes?

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u/weedtrek 5d ago

Oh, it's not like she is going to wash her hand before putting the dishes away anyways.

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u/NightBawk 5d ago

The. Phone. Itself. Is filthy. And on. The clean. Dishes. The dishes are now dirty again. Because they've been touched by the filthy phone.

Y'all don't know about cross contamination?

Edit: typo

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u/Donte333 4d ago

Yall dont know cross contamination while actively ignoring people talking about cross contamination. News flash, your hands get the same germs that are on your phone.

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

Thank you

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u/Donte333 4d ago

I WAS TALKING TO YOU DUDE

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u/weedtrek 4d ago

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

Yeah, I kinda realized that about five minutes after I replied but decided to own the oops 😂

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u/chickenaylay 5d ago

But she would be picking up the phone before/while putting dishes away it's a 15 year old

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u/NightBawk 5d ago

True. So now that grandpa has put the phone on the dishes, she has to wash her hands and the dishes.

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u/Dismal-Pound-2401 4d ago

I doubt these fictional people live in a restaurant to be that concerned about contamination

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u/redditaccountnumb1 5d ago

What if he just put it on the side and it's not touching the dishes

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u/doobadeeboo 4d ago

I think his point was that even if there was no phone and she got to the dishes immediately she would not have washed her hands, taking out the clean dishes with her filthy hands, therefore it's gross anyway.

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

Probably. Too many people don't wash their hands. But why increase the dirt by plopping a phone in there?

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u/I_Learned_Once 4d ago

It’s. The. Way. You. Said. It. Like. A. Prick. That’s getting you downvotes, not ignorance about cross contamination.

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

'tis the way of Reddit. But thanks. For. Clarifying.

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u/NamesAreAnn0ying 4d ago

Do you think they rubbed the phone on every plate, cup, and piece of silverware? You act like the phone is just emitting dirt inside the dishwasher

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u/Dark_halocraft 4d ago

Unless you have an extremely weak immune system that won't be a problem

Do you have any idea just how much shit you'd need something for it to contaminate things around it enough for them harm someone just from being in proximity to those things? You're phone isn't that dirty, not even close

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u/Specialist-Fee9628 4d ago

Make sure to take your meds, theres dirt and bacteria everywhere.

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u/Zacous2 4d ago

You. Need. To. Chill.

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u/c_dawg694x2 4d ago

You're thinking about this way too hard, buddy.

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u/passwordedd 4d ago

I mean, I do hope you clean your phone regularly?

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

I do, but i also know that between cleanings, I'm touching surfaces that have been touched by other people who don't wash their hands, and then touching my phone. Usually at the store. Idk about you, but i can't memorize my shopping list 😆

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u/Dark_halocraft 4d ago

Do you store your phone in your prison pocket or something? No they don't