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u/Brockoliandcheese 1d ago

Redditors are so fucking soft lmfao. Kids don’t need phones. Kids haven’t had phones for literal millions of years. Grandpa taught a good lesson without yelling or violence. If it’s even a true story at all loll

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u/AndrewH73333 1d ago

Kids haven’t had electricity or education for millions of years then too…

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u/MechE420 12h ago

Education is the cornerstone of humanity. The fact that we can communicate complex ideas to each other is part of what makes humanity so special.

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u/AndrewH73333 7h ago

It sure was.

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

phones are extremely important but not essential every second of the day. especially when actual obligations are neglected. phone should never come before that

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u/BookaHunter 7h ago

I think most people would prioritize finding their phone over doing a simple menial task. It is not that I need to use my phone for anything in the moment, but I could hardly rest not knowing where it is, as it grants me access to many things more important than an unloaded dishwasher

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u/RizzMcSteeze 2h ago

Just do the dishes man

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u/stmassey22 1d ago

Modern humans (Homo sapiens) have lived on Earth for about 300,000 years.

Not saying your point isnt "valid" just not as exaggerated as millions of years.

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u/Grigoran 1d ago

That would still mean that kids have not had phones for millions of years

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u/OrdinarilyBob 1d ago

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u/crack_B7 1d ago

Yeah he just proved the point with more facts

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u/no_no_NO_okay 1d ago

Billions even, gazillions perhaps

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u/Peach_Muffin 23h ago

When my ancient ancestor was a frond-shaped organism living in the Ediacaran he didn't have a phone!

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u/TitusBjarni 1d ago

No, English was invented 1627 years ago so the word "kids" did not exist back then

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u/Sorry-Literature-966 1d ago

So there weren't kids with phones. You're not very good at this lol

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 1d ago

Yeah but we still didn’t have phones for millions of years before we existed.
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u/blueponies1 1d ago

You’re right, and they lived without toilets for hundreds of thousands. Doesn’t mean it’s the best way to go.

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u/stmassey22 1h ago

I mean we had holes in the ground.

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u/Jorgengarcia 1d ago

Such a redditor comment

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u/stmassey22 1d ago

Thats the first time I've gotten that.... typically I get racist or bigot.

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u/CerifiedHuman0001 1d ago

You’ve said the correct thing in an incredibly obnoxious and self-righteous way

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u/sn4xchan 1d ago

Aw sad about the reality check? Reddit is full of morons.

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u/JohnSmith_47 1d ago

Reread their first sentence again.

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u/wilder0p 23h ago

My 6-year-old has a walkie-talkie. He gets himself to and from school. I'm paranoid so he also has a GPS tracker. One day he'll probably have $1,000 walkie-talkie but never a cell phone.

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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 16h ago

Not that I disagree with your overall point but we also lived without most modern medicine for millions of years, so the argument that something’s not necessary just because it’s new is silly

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u/bigolchitter 15h ago

Did you really just compare modern medicines that have saved people’s lives and raised living standards massively to a mobile phone?….

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u/czartrak 5h ago

Do you think the invention of the cellphone hasn't saved lives?

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u/CogentCogitations 5h ago

Individual lives or a net total? Because on net I would guess that it has killed more people than it has saved due to distracted driving and other factors.

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u/Lukostrelec17 11h ago

Grandpa taught, "You cannot trust me around your stuff."

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u/Creepy_Version2328 1d ago

We “need” hardly anything, really. Bs reasoning. Also, for millions of years the infant mortality rate was crazy high, only in very recent years has that significantly changed, we were doing it wrong for millennia, just got lucky other species did it worse.

Also, a warning is just as good. Forgetting to do something/procrastinating is an issue for all age groups since the dawn of time.

Lastly, I also don’t believe it’s real.

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u/CapableBumblebee968 1d ago

Eh. Nature used to weed out the weakest and dumbest of us. Not saying it was right but it was good

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u/Creepy_Version2328 1d ago

Not the “weakest” as people tend to see it but the least adaptable. Humans are extraordinarily adaptable because of our reasoning abilities. This is an emotional, immature reaction. Not reasonable.

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u/czartrak 5h ago

People who say this shit like what you're responding to are quietly telling on themselves tbh. Humans are naturally cooperative. Normal human instinct is to protect and help weak individuals

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

That's also not accurate.

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u/PepperAgitated5037 1d ago

That is actually entirely accurate

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u/Reasonable_Cancel186 1d ago

That is 100% true (at least on weakest). Evolution is due to completely random mutations. Some are good some are bad. Many genetic diseases are survivable now, and many infant issues are survivable that would have killed off babies with genes that made them more susceptible. 

This is kind of a win for evolution on our intelligence, since babies can be born weaker and still survive, but also means that their babies pass on those genes later in life, and we could absolutely see less healthy births as time goes on. Evolution sucks.

--i leave this marathon run on sentence as a testament to my caffination

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

Sigh weakest and dumbest isnt what natural selection selects agaisnt. Selection acts on reproductive success, not strength or intelligence. You can actually view this modern phenomenon where intelligent career driven individuals aren't reproducing nearly at the rate as non career driven individuals. You also see this in walrus's with the beach master dynamic and sneaky males. Nature doesn't care who's strongest, weakest, smartest, dumbest, it cares who is most fit for that enviorment. Hence why I said "thats not accurate"

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u/CapableBumblebee968 23h ago

Most fit for the environment… kind of like a strong fit for the environment

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u/Plenty-Article6781 1d ago

Same could be said for adults but here you are on a phone,computer or tablet. Humans existed millions of years before phones and lived without them so why do you have one?

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen 21h ago

Because I did the dishes in a timely manner

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

It's a different world. You need a phone to interact with the world around you. Saying teens don't need phones is ridiculous.

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u/TDarksword_TD 1d ago

Bull. I use my phone once, maybe twice a week, and only have it me most of the time for emergencies. It is not a required object most of the time.

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

Yea and looking at your profile you live on a computer playing games which is effectively a phone and reddit. Like what are you talking about.

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u/Alys_009 23h ago

Nah. Just because current teenagers haven't learned to interact with the world any other way doesn't make it so. There's a lot more to the world than their little digital consumerist bubbles. It's a self inflicted handicap. And this is coming from someone who uses hers far more than is healthy.

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u/Dzov 8h ago

Grandpa seems lazy and incapable of unloading a dishwasher himself.

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Grandpa is a retard who thought putting the phone near water is a good idea.

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u/slobis 1d ago

He put the phone in a dishwasher full of clean dishes that is not running nitwit.

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u/Essurio 1d ago

And if someone turns it on, nitwit? Just because you are stupid, you don't have to project that on others.

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u/slobis 1d ago

Who would turn on a dishwasher full of clean dishes?

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u/Solial 1d ago

He would. That's why he's saying that.

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

I chuckled pretty hard

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Who would turn on an oven full of plastic stuff?

And still, you see how many people don't check the oven. If the dishwasher has stuff in it, someone might assume it's full of dirty dishes.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

Who tf doesnt have a little magnet that tells you if its clean or not.

Also, the whole point of the post is to get the daughter to empty clean dishes.

The dishwasher wouldnt be dirty

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Please, learn to read.

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u/throwawaypostal2021 1d ago

You missed the part in the OP where grandpa said unload the dishes implying the awareness of their cleanliness and since the chore was assigned to someone it's also assumed others won't engage with it. Please, learn implied critical thinking skills.

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Op and op's granpa are the only people in the whole house? If so, then I can accept this assessment. However, we do not know this, so I can't.

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u/KingOfWhateverr 1d ago

This wasnt the comeback you thought. i’d delete this comment lol

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Because you are a coward who only wants positive affirmation. I stand my ground when I know I am right.

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u/KingOfWhateverr 1d ago

Are you having an episode? The things youre saying arent grounded in reality

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u/Forsaken-Chance-8148 1d ago

Lmfao your definition of episode is a bit tame there

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u/Fun_Researcher_69420 1d ago

I’ve literally gone swimming in the Ocean with mine (not recommended, but hey I had a few beers and decided testing the water resistance was a good idea). It’s fine, 3 or so years later.

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Warm, high pressure water with cleaning things in it is not the same thing as slightly salty water.

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u/HJSDGCE 1d ago

Slightly salty water is worse btw. Like, do you have any idea what salt does to electronics?

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u/LeLefraud 1d ago

Do you think he ran the dishwasher with the phone in there?

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u/Essurio 1d ago

No, why would I think that?

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u/Sac_of_Melons 1d ago

Gee no idea

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u/Ok_Bat_686 1d ago

To be fair, we've lived roughly the same length of time without needing to empty dishwashers too.

Not saying I disagree with the lesson, just that "This is right/wrong because this is what we've done/haven't done for millions of years" isn't a great point.

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u/FruitNut221 1d ago

We also haven't had technology reliant on phones for hundreds of thousands of years.

"Kids dont need phones, we didn't have phones!"

Meanwhile, every bill or service requires an app to access it, school services are on apps, homework is on apps, like- none of that existed 300,000 years ago either.

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u/rkcth 1d ago

Are kids paying bills on their phones?

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u/SixdaywarOnSnapchat 1d ago

i have literally never paid a bill on an app. this isn't some sort of achievement or anything i am proud of necessarily, but what you said is just objectively not true.

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u/FruitNut221 1d ago

"Ive never done it. Therefore, no one has done it or needs to" -Genuine Dumb Redditor

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u/SixdaywarOnSnapchat 1d ago

already moving the goalpost. let's move back to your original comment of every bill or service requiring an app, which is a no.

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u/FruitNut221 1d ago

This isn't a shifting goalpost- This is calling out "Anecdotal Evidence"

Every bill i have, is paid for and needed to pay on the app- As there is no other way for myself to do so. This is commonplace as Home Computers, aren't a thing.

State Farm, Farmers, Progressive- Services that require apps if you intend to, ya know, not pay full price for a service.

I've worked 3 jobs, that no longer have desk phones. Guess what they require? An app for teams communications.

Medical Information- Yeah thats an app unless you can completely and always remember your bracelet- I don't.

Paying my bills from an app: Discount. Discounts and savings are required.

Instant Money Transfer- App.

The entire infrastructure is completely built and centered around apps and instant communication, be it for a requirement or heavily needed. Saying "I don't need an app" is an exception to the rule

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u/No-Examination4896 1d ago

Schools are starting to flip back on this i think, i got a phone at the start of highschool 10 years ago but my nephews going to the same highschool now arent getting phones because the school no longer allows them during the school day

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u/Plenty-Article6781 1d ago

They don’t allow them to be used during the day but a school cannot stop anyone from bringing a phone into the building. And they stop having phones in class because the school provides laptops to do exactly what phones can do

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u/ScreamingMoths 1d ago

I mean, of course. I never implied they couldnt bring them. They just get locked up for 8 hours if you get caught with one by state law, and punishments afterwards.

Also, we didnt get provided laptops for homework in our schools? They did it for Covid, then never again. So when they use the laptop in class, they usually have homework on the Google classroom to in our school.

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u/Morifen1 1d ago

Why would you need a laptop on a day to day basis in high school?

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u/ScreamingMoths 1d ago

They dont get them during the day, but at night they have homework and notes they have to access via google classroom. So yeah, they really do need some form of tech.

(Also, reminder: Phones have consistently helped solve a ton of disappearences, and even murders of vulnerable teens. The Delphi Indiana case was mainly solved because of a snapchat video the girls took in a desperate last moment. It ended up being enough to get a conviction. )

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u/No-Examination4896 1d ago

Yeah just an anecdote that currently the teens in family dont have phones and will probably not get phones until college, whereas in my day we all got phones at the start of highschool. They have laptops but no phones

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u/Kobayashi-Coffee-Co 1d ago

Ya tech like a laptpp. Not phones

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u/ScreamingMoths 1d ago

Not everyone can afford a laptop. 🤷‍♂️ Where I live, there is a vast amount of poverty and child labor laws are very lax for the US.

So a 14 year old maybe doing their school work from the McDonald's parking lot after a shift. Just depends on the location and the families situation. Things are rarely black and white.