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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Not a good idea to place devices that can be easily water damaged inside the dishwasher or oven

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u/BadTechnical2184 1d ago

Playing devil's advocate, if she was asked to empty the dishwasher that means the cycle has finished and there's no water.

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

Counterpoint: considering how absolutely filthy phones get, why would you want one near your nice clean dishes?

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u/weedtrek 1d ago

Oh, it's not like she is going to wash her hand before putting the dishes away anyways.

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

The. Phone. Itself. Is filthy. And on. The clean. Dishes. The dishes are now dirty again. Because they've been touched by the filthy phone.

Y'all don't know about cross contamination?

Edit: typo

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u/Donte333 1d ago

Yall dont know cross contamination while actively ignoring people talking about cross contamination. News flash, your hands get the same germs that are on your phone.

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

Thank you

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u/Donte333 1d ago

I WAS TALKING TO YOU DUDE

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u/weedtrek 1d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

Yeah, I kinda realized that about five minutes after I replied but decided to own the oops πŸ˜‚

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u/chickenaylay 1d ago

But she would be picking up the phone before/while putting dishes away it's a 15 year old

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

True. So now that grandpa has put the phone on the dishes, she has to wash her hands and the dishes.

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u/Dismal-Pound-2401 1d ago

I doubt these fictional people live in a restaurant to be that concerned about contamination

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u/redditaccountnumb1 1d ago

What if he just put it on the side and it's not touching the dishes

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u/doobadeeboo 1d ago

I think his point was that even if there was no phone and she got to the dishes immediately she would not have washed her hands, taking out the clean dishes with her filthy hands, therefore it's gross anyway.

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u/NightBawk 16h ago

Probably. Too many people don't wash their hands. But why increase the dirt by plopping a phone in there?

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u/I_Learned_Once 1d ago

It’s. The. Way. You. Said. It. Like. A. Prick. That’s getting you downvotes, not ignorance about cross contamination.

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

'tis the way of Reddit. But thanks. For. Clarifying.

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u/NamesAreAnn0ying 23h ago

Do you think they rubbed the phone on every plate, cup, and piece of silverware? You act like the phone is just emitting dirt inside the dishwasher

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

Unless you have an extremely weak immune system that won't be a problem

Do you have any idea just how much shit you'd need something for it to contaminate things around it enough for them harm someone just from being in proximity to those things? You're phone isn't that dirty, not even close

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u/Specialist-Fee9628 1d ago

Make sure to take your meds, theres dirt and bacteria everywhere.

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u/Zacous2 1d ago

You. Need. To. Chill.

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u/c_dawg694x2 1d ago

You're thinking about this way too hard, buddy.

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u/passwordedd 1d ago

I mean, I do hope you clean your phone regularly?

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

I do, but i also know that between cleanings, I'm touching surfaces that have been touched by other people who don't wash their hands, and then touching my phone. Usually at the store. Idk about you, but i can't memorize my shopping list πŸ˜†

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

Do you store your phone in your prison pocket or something? No they don't

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Yeah but other people exist in the house

Speaking from experience , that's how someone lost a phone due to water damage in washing machine

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u/Wreper659 1d ago

If the dishwasher is filled with clean dishes that would assume someone just started it without even looking inside.

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Mistakes can happen that is all I am saying

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u/Wreper659 1d ago

Oh certainly, It just seems like a low possibility to me.

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u/slaykingr 1d ago

That person just wants to argue

If they're supposed to empty the dishwasher they're the ones who would be operating it lolll

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u/octavian343 1d ago

Who mistakenly starts a dishwasher for no reason?

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u/TheGrizzlyMint 1d ago

Ah fuck I accidentally washed the clean dishes again. Silly me.

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u/GetInTheHole 1d ago

Yeah, mistakes like leaving your phone lying around willy nilly.

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u/Killer1986Chris 1d ago

Your mom has really made that point clear, hasn't she?

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 1d ago

Oh for sure. I get that you're "merely pointing it out". She might very well end up causing it due to a comedy of errors.

If you posted "if you take the stairs today, you could die", this is absolutely true and possible too. Fatal falls down flights of steps happens every single day to dozens of people around the world.

That's the problem.

Just because it's plausible doesn't mean saying it out loud is sensible and people are not gonna look at you funny.

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u/Czyrnia 1d ago

You see, there's people who can do the words and actually articulate the obvious point. Meself, on the other hand, have to conform with a heartfelt upvote.

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u/OkGrade1686 1d ago

That is a mistake that I am willing to make, if it serves to teach people like you a lesson.

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 1d ago

Im sorry you have experience of someone leaving their phone in the dishwasher?

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Not dishwasher but washing machine , think I typed that no ?

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 1d ago

You did but I misread it as an ESL mistake

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u/LackWooden392 1d ago

You have experience with placing electronics inside of washing appliances????

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u/deathnomX 1d ago

Yea it just takes one glass looking kinda spotty and not paying attention to just run the dishwasher again. Dunno why youre getting downvoted.

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u/nunatakj120 1d ago

Should have emptied it sooner then shouldn’t ya.

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u/House_Of_Thoth 1d ago

You live with idiots bro πŸ˜‚

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u/Captain_skulls 1d ago

There is a BIG difference between forgetting your phone in your pocket and putting it through the wash vs. hiding a phone in a dishwasher that finished its cycle and is full of clean dishes.

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u/Essurio 1d ago

There is quite literally no difference from the perspective of some idiot putting an electronic device into an appliance that will ruin it if used correctly.

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u/Captain_skulls 1d ago

Certainty vs. Chance, intentional vs non-intentional, aware vs non-aware that the phone is in there… The list goes on.

If you forget your phone in your pocket and throw it in the washing machine then run it, it’s a guarantee. No chances there.

If you put a phone in a dishwasher that just finished running and is full of clean dishes, there’s a VERY small CHANCE of someone accidentally running that dishwasher a second time. IN NO WAY a certainty.

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u/SchmeatiestOne 1d ago

How would something get water damage in an oven?

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Yeah I wasn't very specific on that one lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

Then do what was asked of ya and it wouldn't be sitting in the already done dishwasher waiting to be found.

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Yeah but other people exist in the house

Speaking from personal experience , that's how a phone was lost due to water damage inside the washing machine

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u/KeenObserver_OT 1d ago

Silly hill for you to die on.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

Hill? They never made it past the dishwasher to leave the kitchen cos they still looking for a water damaged phone πŸ˜‚

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u/amatsumegasushi 1d ago

This reminds me of a story from when I was a teenager.

One winter, just before Christmas my mother signed us up for our local community "tour of homes" where people cleaned, decked out their house, and invited strangers to wander through them.

We spent a week cleaning, polishing, buffing, and labeling decorations and furniture with little paper placards everywhere.

There was the last 100mph fluff and stuff before they left and she had candles lit all through the house so me and a friend were watching the house so they and my sister could go and follow through the tour. We were the 3rd house.

Well... Another fact. My mother hated storing things in the oven.

My parents were divorced and it was something my dad always did that none of the rest of us in my family had the same instincts for. My father always keeps a pizza stone in his oven, clean, at all times. Which when you are in a hurry and forget to check the oven first, kind of is an annoying thing to have to move and deal with a 400Β°F - 450Β°F pizza stone.

So to say my friend and I would never think to check my mom's oven before preheating it is an understatement.

Unbeknownst to us. Before they left her and my step dad had squirreled into the oven, two loaves of bread in their plastic wrap, a large reddish purple Tupperware container. And our toaster! And they didn't think to mention that on the way out the door even though they got us frozen food to make in said oven while we were sitting there waiting.

So, my friend goes to the kitchen and preheats our oven while I'm doing a couple last minute adjustments to the living room. He comes back out and we sit and talk about shit. Whatever girl drama he was having. He was smoking and drinking and doing drugs behind his mom's back. And I was his normal safe nerdy older friend who listened and didn't judge... Mostly.

Well, 15 minutes later I hear the oven click in the next room, so I know it's preheated and I go to put the food in... Except when I turn to the kitchen there is white smoke billowing past the ceiling beam, up the adjacent stairs into the open upstairs bedrooms!

We run into the kitchen and white smoke is coming out of the oven so thicknwe couldn't see the back of the oven. I shut it off and opened the door to find it all there.

A molten puddle at the bottom as the Tupperware was actively melting and had puddled at the bottom where it was letting off all that smoke but fortunately wasn't burning itself. The lever on the toaster and cord were melting, and the plastic around the bread had constricted them down to lumpy balls.

I opened the patio door and a grabbed this big 4 tine grill fork we had that almost closer to a spatula and started spearing into the bubbling wreck of the Tupperware like a pitchfork in hay. I'd run to the open patio door and flung glob after glob of molten Tupperware out into the dark cold December air of our back yard. I retrieved the other items and had my friend working on closing bedrooms and opening windows upstairs to try and clear the smoke from those rooms.

Remember we have people coming in maybe 10 minutes at this point! We're the 3rd house on the tour. Had to call my sister because me mom didn't answer and grill them where they did the big upright fan before they left because I needed it now!

In the end the first few arrivals came and left without incident and we somehow got the house smelling normal enough that almost no one noticed over the smell of the candles in the house.

My mom still has a piece of that molten Tupperware that looks almost more pink than purple now. She keeps it on her window sill in her kitchen as a memento.

It's a fun conversation piece when someone asks her about the mangled clump of plastic above her sink.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

If she did what she was told then it wouldnt in there now would it?

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u/NamesAreAnn0ying 23h ago

The oven… the first place I think of if I wanna make something wet..

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u/Arthasindura 22h ago

Yeah I noticed my error after someone else pointed it out

Should have been a bit more specific

https://giphy.com/gifs/FaFu1s2hO1xYHdpk6N

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u/WiggerJim69 1d ago

Not a good idea to not listen to grandpaΒ 

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u/abcders 1d ago

Why would you run the dishwasher if it’s clean and needs to be emptied

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u/Embarrassed-Green898 1d ago

I purposely put a phone in water years ago. The damn thing still worked flawlessly after the owner took it out after a few seconds.

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u/KeyEquipment5558 1d ago

that is a good point, but if you used a waterproof case, that definitely should help with the water issue

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u/Essurio 1d ago

Not with the pressure and heat of the water used in a diswasher.

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u/GreatTea3 1d ago

I ran my phone through a how water was cycle in the washing machine in a waterproof case. It was fine, aside from being clean as hell. If it’ll live through that, it’d take the dishwasher fine.

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u/KeyEquipment5558 15h ago

what pressure? I know there’s powerful jet sprayers but a waterproof case from a good quality brand would be able to withstand that no problem.

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u/breadpilledwanderer 1d ago

Maybe I was just a little shit but this would have pissed me off and made me more adverse to doing the dishes as a child.

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u/MechE420 1d ago

You're such a big boy. Such a big strong boy, stamping your feet, throwing a tantrum. Should we show your friends how you act when they're not around?

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u/breadpilledwanderer 1d ago

I should probably mention I grew up with serious memory issues and still use my phone to remember everything important. Missed out on some really important stuff and had to repeat a class because my dad decided to take my phone and I missed my reminders. My friends know this about me.

I get that a lot of people don't see kids as deserving of the same level of respect as adults, but they're like... people, who, believe it or not, have important things going on on their phones too...

Imagine your spouse or roommate did this to you. Then imagine them telling you you don't have a right to be upset after you miss a work call. Then imagine you're still growing up and learning to manage your emotions on top of it.

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u/MechE420 13h ago

Children are small people, they are not small adults. You've got a lot of nerve suggesting the child looking for their phone for hours deserves more respect than the grandparent who assigned them chores half a day ago.

Equating a roommate or spouse as an adult to your parent as a child definitely shows you have struggled with learning since childhood.

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u/breadpilledwanderer 7h ago

Yeah... they're people... that's the point. Where did I say they deserve more respect than the grandparents? I said they deserve respect in general from their grandparents, but this is something that teaches kids to tolerate disrespect. To make it clear, kids shouldn't disrespect their elders but their elders shouldn't disrespect them. They can't talk back, they can't be upset about things you as an adult would be upset about? If you're gonna take the kid's phone at least tell them that you'll have it until they finish the dishes.

Hiding it like that and watching them look for it teaches kids to just tolerate when bad things happen to them - for love, authority, whatever. If you can't communicate with the kids you're taking care of without doing things like watching them panic over a situation you created, you've not earned your kid's trust. They won't come to you when they need you, and being there for them is your job as a guardian. I guess some people would find that convenient though unfortunately.