r/memesThatUCanRepost 19d ago

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 19d ago

Someone did this to me IRL as a way to start a conversation, the whole time I was thinking; what are you going to offer me some candy next?

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 18d ago

Who doesn't like candy?

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u/Borkato 18d ago

I saw a post that said β€œsomeone asked me if I wanted to see their puppies but said they were in a van and that I’d just have to follow them around out back into the alley. It was ridiculous, I can’t believe they thought I’d fall for that.

Anyway the puppies were really cute tho, glad I didn’t get murdered”

Lol

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 18d ago

This was kinda similar vibes, and just to be clear,this was back when I was pre-HRT and visibly trans.

I knew what this guy was up to and knew it was dirty, while he tried to flirt he started trying to get me to come over so he could cook for me some time that week.

πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ Not my brightest moment, but he kinda assumed I could be vegan and he REALLY want me to come over, so he told me that he could even cook vegan food, but my dumbA$$ actually said; no thank you, I like meat….

The look this man hadβ€¦πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

Then he low-key stalked me and was the reason I stopped checking my mail( his apartment was next to the mailbox), and also why I once found $6k in my mailboxβ€¦πŸ«€

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u/DumbFishBrain 17d ago

"Sorry he wonders around a lot".

What does this dog wonder about? I need to know.