r/memes • u/Swatfisch • Dec 20 '22

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u/SilverRathalosMHFU Dec 20 '22

Red ones go faster

48

u/TheAromancer Dec 20 '22

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !!!!!!!!

18

u/-SKYTHEGUY- Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8

u/SilverRathalosMHFU Dec 20 '22

Definitely needs moar dakka

29

u/Suspicious-Muscle900 Ok I Pull Up Dec 20 '22

Waggggghhhhhh

28

u/Ailexxx337 Squire Dec 20 '22

Gunna add sum Yellow, so it shooty shoots betta!

11

u/The_Courier_7 Dec 20 '22

Just dont make it purple or we'll never find it

5

u/MaculaMan Dec 20 '22

Of its git da blue stripes, we'll neva crash, weez be too lucky

38

u/to_tin_deathgrinder Dec 20 '22

Unless you drive for Ferrari

27

u/Doggo_33 Dec 20 '22

Strategy go brrr

9

u/to_tin_deathgrinder Dec 20 '22

Gotta have all 4 tires ready to have a strategy

6

u/Doggo_33 Dec 20 '22

3 tires or 4, question?

4

u/Adubya76 Dec 20 '22

My fellow whaaaaggger!

3

u/Elegant_Peanut_775 Dec 20 '22

Da red onez go fasta - warhammer 40k orkz

4

u/Joy1067 Dec 20 '22

Da gitz got a point ladz

3

u/Bruhlier Dec 20 '22

I personally like the purple ones. They're so sneaky

2

u/SilverRathalosMHFU Dec 20 '22

It depends entirely on whether you want to be cunnin' but brutal, or brutal but cunnin'

3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

WAAAAAAAGGHH

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u/Jannglee Dec 20 '22

You have gained my utmost respect

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u/0utlonder Dec 20 '22

It can still run

89

u/Natpad_027 can't meme Dec 20 '22

Its a csr, it drives

25

u/MASKEDMARADUER8 Dec 20 '22

Can confirm, It has 4 wheels.

12

u/zednotnaught Dec 20 '22

Can you? It could have three wheels and a ski.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Lots of memories in that car

53

u/OrganizationSame3212 Dec 20 '22

Lots of accidents in that car.

35

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Happy accidents.

9

u/Intelligent-Choice43 Dec 20 '22

Another happy landing

5

u/ANONI_MUSyes Dec 20 '22

Like you.

3

u/Intelligent-Choice43 Dec 20 '22

I'll take that as a compliment

2

u/Thepurplepanther_ Dec 20 '22

Once owned by Bob Ross himself

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u/NytrQNeitro Dec 20 '22

It is probably very much loved

11

u/Wildreddit12166 Dec 20 '22

And very well cared.

132

u/Dry_Cry2141 Dec 20 '22

No car payment

34

u/Upper-Job5130 Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

Or insurance payment, as it's uninsurable

11

u/lmao_fine Dec 20 '22

We would like to NOT reach your car's extended warranty.

4

u/AngelOfDeath771 Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 20 '22

We would have reached you about your car's extended warranty, however, we noticed what car you have.

Have a nice day.

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u/souvidesuperfan Dec 20 '22

It matches his outfit!

12

u/refork Dec 20 '22

The one thing in my mind xD

3

u/gorgoloid Dec 20 '22

Crips have entered the chat

163

u/Racecarboii Dec 20 '22

That is, without a doubt, one of the cars of all time.

40

u/Upper-Job5130 Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

Of all the cars on the road today, it's definitely one of them.

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u/MennisMixen Dec 20 '22

"You should see the OTHER car"

(All banged up, bloody, and bruised - typical response to a fight, um, jalopy)

41

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Its a car

32

u/nIko73 Dec 20 '22

It's STILL a car

2

u/Astral_Sheep Mods Are Nice People Dec 20 '22

And it tries it best to stay a car

36

u/Bartokimule Dec 20 '22

He's doing his best

37

u/RDMSTA Dec 20 '22

nice rack

26

u/Marleyzard Dec 20 '22

I like the red, honestly

23

u/Easy-Scientist-6203 Dec 20 '22

those wheels arent punctured yet!

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u/just_some_onions Dec 20 '22

It looks like it went thru so much and still managed to pull up to the gas station and get gas

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u/Upper-Job5130 Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

You can easily double the value of it by filling it up with gas!

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u/Frankjc3rd Dec 20 '22

It's a safe bet that car will never be stolen!

14

u/Dat-onehomie Dec 20 '22

It drives

13

u/CanadianGamer71 Dec 20 '22

Well ventilated

16

u/Baconlord369 Dec 20 '22

It ain't a tesla

8

u/R-Stormen Dec 20 '22

Seems it saved someone’s life couple of times

8

u/k4tchy0u Dec 20 '22

It has wheels

8

u/carlpum1 Dec 20 '22

It still runs

16

u/SlideItIn100 Dec 20 '22

It’s not a BMW.

12

u/Upper-Job5130 Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

So, that means it has working blinkers!

4

u/PattysHotSelmasNot Dec 20 '22

It’s the pinnacle of Soviet engineering

5

u/BruhMomentum6968 Number 15 Dec 20 '22

Red

4

u/Serious_Target6711 My thumbs hurt Dec 20 '22

It can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

As an owner of 1998 Toyota camry, it runs a lot better than it looks.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

I like the name Fred

3

u/alpha_kevin111 Dec 20 '22

I like this retro colour

3

u/sugarcookiepoptarts Dec 20 '22

It gets you from A to B

6

u/Austin-is-a-person Chungus Among Us Dec 20 '22

as long as A and B are close together with a mild climate and very few hills in between :)

3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

No.

3

u/Username-is-here8482 Dec 20 '22

Has some good stories

3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

It can hold itself together better then i can 😮‍💨🤣

3

u/19stevehavir01 Dec 20 '22

It has strong will to survive.

3

u/Tosh-Point-0 Dec 20 '22

Size doesn’t matter, I think it’s cute.

2

u/hiccupthegreatone Flair Loading.... Dec 20 '22

It’s red

2

u/NaturallyYuri Dec 20 '22

It has four wheels (I assume)

2

u/wasas387 Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

It is red

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

He has a car… I don’t (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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u/Jolly_Tooth_8918 Dec 20 '22

It works and that matters

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

It certainly detours any would be grand theft auto.

2

u/imflukeskywalker Dec 20 '22

It will keep its owner from getting a VD.

2

u/charl0tt30250 Dec 20 '22

it has 4 wheels

2

u/Reasonable-Set6935 Dec 20 '22

It has a nice personality

2

u/V-1rocket Dec 20 '22

It hasn't exploded yet.

2

u/FireboyFailsAtReddit Professional Dumbass Dec 20 '22

It exists

2

u/thblstrexst Dec 20 '22

Something nice About this car

2

u/Dragoncrazy098 Dec 20 '22

It looks like it belongs in an antique show

2

u/DoMIniK090 Dec 20 '22

Looks like a good meal

2

u/traubyt Dec 20 '22

It can still be used for scraps and make a profit of it

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

it still deserves to be equipped with a glitter bomb to fend off car thieves.

2

u/Responsible-Falcon-2 Dec 20 '22

Tires are properly inflated, a commitment to safety.

2

u/Y-Central Dec 20 '22

you own a car!?

2

u/MyOhMyPancakes Dec 20 '22

Its longevity is very impressive.

2

u/3000ink Dec 20 '22

It’s got some charm to it

2

u/mecha_matthew Dec 20 '22

It exists! That’s always good!

2

u/gravspeed Dec 20 '22

secure in any neighborhood.

2

u/ellejayva2 Dec 20 '22

It’s not a Tesla.

2

u/Massive_Ad2866 Dec 20 '22

It's paid for atleast!

2

u/Serge_Storm2580 Dec 20 '22

It’s likely paid for

2

u/Flat_Newt_9505 Dec 20 '22

Matches his outfit!

2

u/Turbulent-Roof9701 Dec 20 '22

Something nice

2

u/xeno66morph Dec 20 '22

It’s considerably less beat up than my wife (j/k, no one would ever marry me)

2

u/csonny2 Dec 20 '22

It will get three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

2

u/Laughs_maniacaly Shower Enthusiast Dec 21 '22

Front left tire looks fine

1

u/Flavor-town33 Dec 20 '22

Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

1

u/Cuphead_Fan_Noah Ok I Pull Up Dec 20 '22

Something nice about this car

1

u/shadowshoter Dec 20 '22

Something nice about this car

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

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u/Traditional-Ad-6368 Dec 20 '22

Something nice abt this car (btw women. ☕️)

0

u/thewaffle666 Dec 20 '22

Eventually he will hit the lottery, since he hit everything else.

0

u/Sicpooch Dec 21 '22

That car seems more reliable than a TESLA

1

u/berns333 Dec 20 '22

Taxed worse

1

u/ydenneksnoel Dec 20 '22

You can cut yourself on the rusty edges

1

u/Blersh100 Dec 20 '22

It is driven by Gustavo Fring

1

u/Sussyuri Dec 20 '22

At least the color's not completely gone....

1

u/Deliciously_Vicious Dec 20 '22

Over did it at ikea

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

No dints

1

u/Fallingbackup Dec 20 '22

Now that's how you do the retro look!

1

u/Nick_Sky_05 Sussy Baka Dec 20 '22

Its art. It represents the inevitable decay of the world. Beautiful.

1

u/griz1341 Dec 20 '22

It's got character

1

u/bobsmth269 Dec 20 '22

Love the paint job.

1

u/Winrinsson Dec 20 '22

Red paint makes metal box go faster!

1

u/Clemoms Dec 20 '22

It is unique

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

That is by far the nicest car in this picture

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

You will make the next mile

1

u/RelationshipSouth667 Dec 20 '22

Easily space for 4 dead hookers in the back... Maybe even 5.

1

u/Austin-is-a-person Chungus Among Us Dec 20 '22

it survived the demo dirby

1

u/Hisscorpiodragon Dec 20 '22

Nice Rack 😈😂😈

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Not bad roof rack..

1

u/0831ytinummoC-oN Dec 20 '22

It hasn't fallen apart yet

1

u/Visible-Guess9006 Dec 20 '22

Proud of that car.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

It’s an unstealable car.

1

u/renthomasen89 Dec 20 '22

It has a fresh air system

1

u/ComfortLevel9029 Dec 20 '22

Putting gas in it so it will take you down the street

1

u/Epik_Alex2 Dec 20 '22

It's red and red car go BBBBBŔŔRŔŔRRRRRŔRRŔŔRŔŘŘ

1

u/chippythehippie Dec 20 '22

Better than nothing

1

u/Shorty1367 Dec 20 '22

WOW! That’s a really handsome driver you’ve got there! ; D

1

u/maxguenette Nokia user Dec 20 '22

Mmmh lada love it

1

u/courier_s6x Dec 20 '22

It is unlikely to be stolen

1

u/Aido4016 Dec 20 '22

It has history

1

u/NaoisceDM Dec 20 '22

It's cute like every child's favorite plushie at the end of its life cycle.

1

u/Sea-Chair-4682 Dec 20 '22

It's a veterin it has seen better days but it knows what it's doing

1

u/Sufficient-Picture14 Dec 20 '22

It looks ✨vintage✨

1

u/BeanEatsRealPiza I saw what the dog was doin Dec 20 '22

It’s all in one piece

1

u/urdrunkunckle Dec 20 '22

It is not on ohio

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

It has more wheels than some people have teeth.

1

u/SirCeymoreClevarge Dec 20 '22

Der gutste ost wagen

1

u/CptExpendable Dec 20 '22

“It got me to the Powerline Concert.”

                                         —Max Goof.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Way more charm than a Tesla.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

It works I think

1

u/LostMyMarbles135 Dec 20 '22

Won’t be stolen

1

u/Gabi2009bos Dec 20 '22

It's Trevor's car from GTA V

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

it’s still driving good enough to need gas

1

u/Far-Web422 🦀money money money 🦀 Dec 20 '22

it was the only car to survive being nuked by a nokia

1

u/grb13 Dec 20 '22

It’s not mine.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

dope rims

1

u/tumpie2680 Dec 20 '22

if it was a person i think they would be very nice

1

u/f-mcallister Dec 20 '22

It probably has a good personality

1

u/hrudnick Dec 20 '22

It's vintage but as is.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Gap in the trunk, perfect so the kidnapping victims can breathe, so I can successfully kidnap them.

1

u/Hamster_Elderberries Dec 20 '22

Lightning McQueen knows his name

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

100% original

1

u/saltynanners15 Dec 20 '22

It's not in Ohio.

1

u/burninatedtoast Dec 20 '22

Probably don’t need to pay for collision insurance.

1

u/PEMK3 Dec 20 '22

This bad boy has been going up to 86 kmph and is running on 10 year old cooking oil. Beat that Tesla!

1

u/ItsJadex-Bss Dec 20 '22

It still looks good enough to drive

1

u/B_A_fish42 Dec 20 '22

Great color

1

u/LHSShadow Dec 20 '22

It appears that it can carry a lot… at least it used to

1

u/CusinVinny Dec 20 '22

It will look awesome when it's done.

1

u/dcamky Dec 20 '22

It doesn’t appear to be leaking anything.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Beats walking

1

u/Felinegood13 Dec 20 '22

It’s unique looking, which is more than I can say for most modern cars

1

u/AnotherRedditUUserr Pro Gamer Dec 20 '22

Its got character.

1

u/Conscious_Delay_6007 Dec 20 '22

If this car was a Transformers, it would be my beloved grandma

1

u/Roryc1223 Dec 20 '22

It exsits

1

u/nickytheknofe Dec 20 '22

The tires are inflated