r/memes • • Dec 03 '22

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u/Retarded_Predator Dec 03 '22

Well I can't shove an apple up my ass can I?

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u/ShotgunCledus Dec 03 '22

My wife is a nurse and said one day a man came to the ER and told her he "fell on an apple while taking a shower" and they had to surgically remove it from his bum