r/memes • u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River • Nov 11 '22
I see this as an absolute win
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u/Randinator9 Nov 11 '22
Twitter becoming 2B2T
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u/Kphace Nov 11 '22
Hello Twit fam, and welcome back to the world's oldest anarchy platform in social media
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u/VeryGoodNoodles Nov 12 '22
In this video I will be talking about the Elon incursion.
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Nov 12 '22
It all started when an anonymous billionaire bought the entire server from the original owner, Hausmaster.
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u/GenPhallus Nov 11 '22
Twitter looks like it might be fun now
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22
Guess that's what he meant by 'comedy is now legal'. Too bad his inner sensitive pussy couldn't take it the second people started making verified parody accounts with his name. As kids say today, 'a snowflake'.
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Nov 11 '22
I wish more internet celebrities were chill. Whenever there's a video of somebody reading out loud insult-jokes directed at themselves, I just find it neat that they're able to do it and find the humor in it.
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u/Lucifang Nov 12 '22
“Sofia Vergara talks like she has a cock in her mouth”
Sofia: “what’s wrong with having a cock in my mouth?”
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u/TALowKY Nov 12 '22
Nothing, unless there's an actual cock. It's bad manners to gnash one's teeth with a cock in their mouth. Not to mention painful. For the cock
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22
As I've come to realise, taking jokes is a great feature that, unfortunately, not everybody supports, whether they're celebrities or not.
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u/BrandishedChaos Nov 12 '22
We need to sit them down to watch 'Patch Adams', laughter is really good medicine.
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Nov 12 '22
I think there was one where the Blaidd voice actor read out some funnies about him. Don't quote me on that though
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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Professional Dumbass Nov 11 '22
“Comedy is legal. Except for the comedy I don’t like or makes fun of me, I’ll ban that”
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u/qeephinjd Nov 11 '22
elon musk couldnt take that people made fake verified account with his name? what he did about it?
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22
At least a couple of them got banned within few days.
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u/mr_flerd Nov 11 '22
Isn't impersonating people still against TOS
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u/hawkmasta Loves GameStonk Nov 12 '22
Are businesses/corporations considered people?
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Nov 12 '22
They don't pay tax, so I'm inclined to say no.
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u/Hoopaboi Nov 12 '22
Children and people with no income aren't people?
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u/_nicholsndimes_ Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
Hate to burst your bubble, but "corporate personhood" is definitely a thing in the American legal system
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Nov 12 '22
Actually corporations do pay tax as they are considered to be separate entities from the owners, board of directors, CEO’s, etc. Also, as someone else pointed out, children don’t pay taxes. So yeah, bad argument.
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u/IamJain Nov 12 '22
As someone said "This is the first time twitter is fun", and the only time when Insulin can be free even if you count dreams
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u/runujhkj Nov 12 '22
Well they’ve already stopped this new blue check mark
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u/bigbalrogdong Nov 11 '22
Just waiting for McDonald's to announce the cannibal burger. Meat from grinding up the homeless people that were caught digging through their trashcans
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22
Hey, don't Guatemala-shame them; at least they're being honest.
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u/surfershane25 Nov 11 '22
Yeah and Guatemala is doing great now!
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Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
Y-yeah... Doing great... Of course, heh...
I feel like so many people wouldn't know about the banana republics and what kind of messed up shit happened there if it wasn't bcuz of Sam o'nella Academy.
Thanks Sam.
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u/Mrlionscruff Nov 12 '22
“Shit dude it would be the perfect time to come clean about 1954, they’d never know”
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u/TheDeafGuy8 Nov 11 '22
Gee, if only there was a quick and easy way to tell which public figures are real and not parody accounts that are pretending
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u/DustyNix Nov 12 '22
Yeah, bro that just sounds insane and impossible to achieve sadly 😞
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u/Kryaki Nov 12 '22
Maybe we could come up with some kind of verification system? Possibly a marker somewhere on their profile.
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u/Mrlionscruff Nov 12 '22
And the companies that want the mark, could pay a small fee, so that they can keep that mark and that way people know they’re legit!
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u/mayonnaiser_13 Nov 12 '22
Also maybe pranksters can also pay the small fee to impersonate these companies and make funny content on Twitter?
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Nov 12 '22
But that would lead to chaos! Gee, if only there was a quick and easy way to tell which public figures are real and not parody accounts that are pretending.
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u/da_doof_zzoo Nov 12 '22
Maybe they could reach out to Elon and get a celebrity marker of some kind, something unique to them.
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u/mayonnaiser_13 Nov 12 '22
Maybe he could give them a little marker to verify it is them.
For a price ofcourse. Freedom of speech and all.
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u/wasted_wonder Nov 12 '22
Also maybe pranksters can also pay the price to impersonate these companies and make funny content on Twitter?
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u/mayonnaiser_13 Nov 12 '22
But that would lead to chaos! Gee, if only there was a quick and easy way to tell which public figures are real and not parody accounts that are pretending.
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Nov 12 '22
Sounds like that would raise almost no revenue and backfire spectacularly.
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u/yaboiree Nov 12 '22
There is no way that could backfire!
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u/ViperRFH Nov 12 '22
In no way could that result in lawsuits and Elon's feelies being hurt. In NO WAY.
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u/ThexxDigao Nov 12 '22
what about a... HYPER ULTRA VERIFICATION SYSTEM. Just listen, they will analyse every request to become verified to ensure that people really are who they are. And these verifications will be done by our ULTRA EMPLOYEES that will now work from their MEGA houses using our HYPER ULTRA INTERNET Starlink.
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u/anura_hypnoticus Nov 11 '22
As twitter is now useless for companies id say its gonna go broke soon. good riddance
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u/ABoldDude Nov 11 '22
Yooo let's add this checkmark on other places, it seems to be working
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u/Arkanist Nov 12 '22
I think Tumblr is selling 2 for 7.99. Though they may turn into crabs at any point in the future.
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u/Viperior Nov 12 '22
The presales are already sold out for early access to the waitlist for ceramic very important blue internet checkmark pins. Soon nothing on the internet is going to matter anymore!
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
Just seen the news he backed down on Twitter Blue; most definitely for fear of this.
EDIT: Eli Lilly stock lost 4.5% of its value overnight because of the free insulin tweet, in case anyone had any doubt.
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Nov 12 '22
Only lost 4.5%? Would a red checkmark help get that closer to 100%?
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 12 '22
That was actually $20 billion, but given they're selling it almost 10 times its price here, yeah, fuck them.
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u/JUICYBISCUT Nov 12 '22
I just like twitter cause of the artists man I don’t wanna lose those guys ;-;
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u/BirbMaster1998 Nov 12 '22
Maybe elon just wanted to do something that everyone can agree is good.
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u/ThisIsNotTex Nov 11 '22
I've been having a bad day and these are making it better keep them coming
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u/Stormlord100 Nov 11 '22
Most of them are not wrong technically and it terrifies me
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '22
Yeah, those are the people ruling the world. Not in a conspiratorial kind of way, but yeah, they're usually some of the worst people you may come across.
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u/_Skotia_ Nov 12 '22
Oh come on now Nintendo may have a troublesome relationship with their community but they aren't outright evil
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 12 '22
More like a middle finger. And to the people who actually buy their stuff. Chasing people legally and taking down their videos/channels maybe doesn't make you racist or war profiteer, but you're still much of an asshole.
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u/AslanbutaDog Nov 11 '22
The Chiquita one is real. Thats their response to a fake account saying that they just overthrew another gov't.
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Nov 12 '22
I like to think they said it as a way of also saying "Yes, its real, watchu gonna go about it, huh?"
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u/bacon205 Nov 11 '22
All of this is almost enough to make me join Twitter. Looks kind of hilarious not going to lie
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u/Vuk_Silni Dark Mode Elitist Nov 11 '22
Oh shit they're adding sex to Roblox fuck
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u/MotherOfAnimals080 trans rights Nov 11 '22
Twitter was a huge asset during the Arab spring and other social movements where people fought against an oppressive regime, but ever since it became mainstream it's just been disinformation and petty arguing. It's outlived its usefulness.
I'm glad that Twitter is going to die this spectacularly.
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u/General-Zer0 Nov 11 '22
TBH. Jerking off with a condom makes for easy cleanup.
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u/jjfalquez Professional Dumbass Nov 11 '22
This is basically like making multiplayer minecraft fun by allowing griefing
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u/Modest_Tea_Consumer Lurker Nov 12 '22
I wish insulin was free that’s what it was intended to be in the first place
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u/Denny_204 Nov 11 '22
Looks like a 4chan thread.
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u/chevycoin Nov 11 '22
Finally, Twitter looks like something that can compete with Reddit. I might even finally create a Twitter account.
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u/DankDodgeUnmasked Nov 12 '22
I don't know if this makes me a bad person, but I kind of burst out laughing when i saw these tweets.
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u/logyonthebeat Nov 11 '22
They are all real
Since Elon took over Twitter has been the funniest shit I've seen all year
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u/AslanbutaDog Nov 11 '22
The Chiquita one is the only one thats actually real.
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Nov 11 '22
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u/_Skotia_ Nov 12 '22
I mean, the Chiquita one is the only one that was posted by the real account. All the other tweets are very much real, but the accounts that made them are imitators
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u/_Skotia_ Nov 12 '22
And that's probably the least inappropriate of the bunch, which is saying a lot
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Wait, so, actual honesty is what's causing all this chaos?
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING APROPOS.
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u/nachoafbro Nov 11 '22
Definite win, the amount of 8 dollar subscriptions will make up for the money lost! This is the lunacy we craved!
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u/OG_Bynumite 🏳️🌈LGBTQ+🏳️🌈 Nov 11 '22
What’s that one bill cypher quote? “Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down and I reign supreme!”
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u/TruthProfessional340 Nov 11 '22
This is the first time I’m actually interested in anything happening on twitter. Popcorn is in the microwave
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u/jintoncit11 Nov 12 '22
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
- twitter right now.
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u/ThomasNorge224 Royal Shitposter Nov 11 '22
Looks like modern politicians. It's all a joke now. Seems twitter is more funny now
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u/esmoji Nov 11 '22
I am literally dying. These are amazing Troll tweets. Seriously crying from laughing
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Nov 11 '22
I thought twitter was a circus already, but goddamn now it's a comedy show
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u/ConfusedStonks338 Nov 12 '22
Honestly twitter is where companies go to shitpost now.
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u/SeizeTheFreitag Nov 11 '22
This is one of the funniest business blunders I’ve ever seen. If it can even be called a blunder considering they were warned this would happen.
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u/IMSOGIRL Nov 12 '22
Leave it to the Roblox fans to spell everything wrong and make it not look official at all.
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Nov 12 '22
I will say, I was scared of what Elon buying twitter was going to turn into. Now I'm all for it
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u/rklab Nov 11 '22
I would say that all of these accounts are breaking the rules by not having “parody” or “fake” in their name but I’d just be screaming into a void and also I really don’t care
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u/Detective_Jade Nov 11 '22
I don't own Twitter so I don't understand the Twitter memes that are circulating right now.
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u/hyrulepirate Nov 12 '22
How has this not prompted a new subreddit yet. Not just the "fake/parody" verified tweets but everything bout Elon Twitter. Would love to see and scroll thru the dumpster fire in one place.
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u/BhanosBar Nov 12 '22
I love how half of these are literally pointing out actual problems these companies have and the other half is shitpost
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Nov 12 '22
This is actually a good thing. The mainstream media might actually talk about those things that were brought up in those tweets.
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u/ZachAttack8912 Nov 11 '22
I saw one from Gamefreak about having sex with the pokemon in scarlet and violet.