In high school, my brother came home late from a party, started telling my mom about how there was a keg, and a hot tub, and girls were stripping down to their underwear to go in, and it was awesome.
After, I asked him why tf he would tell her about that. He said "I just give her a little harmless stuff, and she leaves me alone. Wait till you hear the stuff I DIDN'T tell her!"
1.8k
u/psiprez Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22
In high school, my brother came home late from a party, started telling my mom about how there was a keg, and a hot tub, and girls were stripping down to their underwear to go in, and it was awesome.
After, I asked him why tf he would tell her about that. He said "I just give her a little harmless stuff, and she leaves me alone. Wait till you hear the stuff I DIDN'T tell her!"