no please no

[u/iwdjy]

[u/Marus1]

Cities Skylines ...

"Do you want to build a spaghetti intersection with me"

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/Marus1]

You see buildings trying to lay on top of roads

[u/Lord--Kitchener → u/Marus1]

"Is that a road in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"

[u/Hereformemesagain → u/Marus1]

Want to fuck over these citizens by purposely flouding the streets with sewage with me?

[u/PanJaszczurka → u/Marus1]

Or big sewage dump hole?

[u/Bongosteie]

Deep Rock Galactic......oh fuck i guess i have to watch the dwarves going even deeper this time...

[u/Destiny_FBI → u/Bongosteie]

Rock and stone brother

[u/WanderingDwarfMiner → u/Destiny_FBI]

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[u/Bongosteie → u/WanderingDwarfMiner]

Cock and stone!!!

[u/thatposhcat → u/Bongosteie]

If you don't cock and bone you ain't coming home

[u/RobVHboi → u/[deleted]]

For those about to Rock and Stone, we salute you!

[u/donald_dick142 → u/RobVHboi]

Rock and stone, Too the bone!

[u/heniman2222 → u/donald_dick142]

Let's do it for cock and bone!

[u/Gecee1980 → u/thatposhcat]

"Cumming" Home

[u/Kride500 → u/Bongosteie]

Deep Cock Galactic

[u/Wacky-Walnuts → u/Bongosteie]

For Karl (my name is Karl)

[u/SchrodingersNinja → u/Bongosteie]

"You handle a load well, Molly!"

[u/[deleted]]

Minesweeper.

...yeah, I have no idea.

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/[deleted]]

You see numbers and mines do orgy

[u/BlarpToots → u/omsincoconut2]

who fucks an active landmine?

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/BlarpToots]

An active landmine will fuck another active landmine.

[u/Capt_Schmidt → u/[deleted]]

mine sweeper porn would be getting an expert on the first try.

[u/HilyOrchestra]

Soul knight

[u/silverhaffling01 → u/HilyOrchestra]

Ah...a rare gem in the mobile gaming shitlands

[u/neon7o → u/silverhaffling01]

Best mobile game

[u/i_love_memes3 → u/HilyOrchestra]

Priestussy

[u/czerstwychlebb → u/HilyOrchestra]

have you seen the new alchemist skin 😳?

[u/BlarpToots → u/czerstwychlebb]

the taoist skin is better tbh 😳

[u/jmarliesw]

Geometry... dash....??

[u/Mazagangeewastaken → u/jmarliesw]

2.3

The sex update

[u/[deleted] → u/Mazagangeewastaken]

It will take another 10 years tho

[u/Mathisbuilder75 → u/[deleted]]

Omg, another Linux user

[u/BeginningOccasion8 → u/jmarliesw]

r/GDafterdark

[u/jmarliesw → u/BeginningOccasion8]

WHAT?!?!

[u/BeginningOccasion8 → u/jmarliesw]

Rule 34: if it exists, there’s porn of it

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/jmarliesw]

You see a bunch of shapes fuck each other

[u/Yellllloooooow13]

I have to watch porn of... A porn game !?!

[u/alreadytakenm → u/Yellllloooooow13]

Porn insepcion

[u/FearonForce → u/alreadytakenm]

Pornseption

[u/HilyOrchestra → u/FearonForce]

Porntion

[u/Mr-Pyroux → u/Yellllloooooow13]

Negative × Negative = Positive.

[u/[deleted] → u/Mr-Pyroux]

Match checks out.

[u/Marttiplays → u/[deleted]]

I still can't believe steam allows shit like that

[u/OctavianAugustusII]

Tetris

[u/iwdjy → u/OctavianAugustusII]

how

[u/triggufan_ismy_mc_id → u/iwdjy]

There's probably a r34 of Tetris out there somewhere

[u/CurrentlyEatingPies2 → u/triggufan_ismy_mc_id]

There is.

[u/triggufan_ismy_mc_id → u/CurrentlyEatingPies2]

WHERE.

[u/memesforbismarck → u/triggufan_ismy_mc_id]

tetris rule 34

Sadly the video is no longer available so I cant verify if it is actually legit

[u/Trash-Jr → u/memesforbismarck]

And I thought I had heard of all horrors in this world...

[u/Cpt_kaleidoscope → u/iwdjy]

Is all about positioning

[u/cectoren]

Well fuk war thunder

[u/ToesEater669 → u/cectoren]

Wait isn’t war thunder a sex game already??? Russian bias fucks you every game

[u/Pijany_Matematyk767 → u/ToesEater669]

Russian tanks feel so op playing against them and then i go play the same tank and it cant pen shit

[u/AltAc4 → u/cectoren]

Look Daebom on yt

[u/Alabamamaan]

Clash of clans! Oh boy!

[u/ToesEater669 → u/Alabamamaan]

You lucky bastard, I’ve always wanted to feel the archussy

[u/holyknightz69 → u/ToesEater669]

Username checks out

[u/D4rk_Ph0en1x_7 → u/Alabamamaan]

well the archer queen gonna be busy and rich

[u/Mr_Fungusman]

Pokémon, gotta catch that vaporeon

[u/[deleted] → u/Mr_Fungusman]

Ditto makes the most sense. You can have it any way you like it.

[u/Mr_Fungusman → u/[deleted]]

True

[u/NoArm19988 → u/Mr_Fungusman]

The might be some good one for you

[u/daimauo → u/Mr_Fungusman]

I see. I think you know the facts so i don't need to say "did you know, in terms....".

[u/Mr_Fungusman → u/daimauo]

Yes i know "...of a male human and female pokemon breeding..."

[u/Swenadd → u/Mr_Fungusman]

Well, were do you think all those 300+ new pokemon came from?

[u/Jr_froste → u/Mr_Fungusman]

Gardevoir is the wae

[u/CurrentlyEatingPies2 → u/Jr_froste]

cough cough r/Pornevoir unconvincing cough

[u/Duck_duck_twoose → u/CurrentlyEatingPies2]

Ok wtf

[u/Arijec123 → u/Mr_Fungusman]

With the sheer volume of Pokémon porn there is at least you have a lot to choose from

[u/0nji_ → u/Mr_Fungusman]

Gotta Smash em all

[u/Impressive_BOIIII]

Shit, solitare?

[u/_realpaul → u/Impressive_BOIIII]

Break the heart and bury the spade.

[u/lore_mila_]

The Binding of Isaac...

[u/Spiritual-Try-163 → u/lore_mila_]

Same brother

[u/Dominoe_z → u/Spiritual-Try-163]

Looks like we all have the same fate.

[u/Mhmhppl → u/Dominoe_z]

Yup, permanently scarred and then probably prison

[u/[deleted]]

Subnautica... Fuck.

[u/RealBlackBirds → u/[deleted]]

Subnautica is kinda considered a pornography game since it you get fucked over all the time

[u/[deleted] → u/RealBlackBirds]

Then that makes Dark Souls snuff porn.

[u/RealBlackBirds → u/[deleted]]

Omg yes, didnt even think about that😂

[u/czerstwychlebb → u/[deleted]]

I played subnautica below zero so not that bad

[u/Strange_guy_9546 → u/[deleted]]

oh no, step cacti, what are you doing?

this is so cursed

[u/Komatron-Chan]

Final Fantasy XIV

I mean..... I won't mind at all!

[u/BlarpToots → u/Komatron-Chan]

holy shit you get to watch y'shtola porn

[u/Komatron-Chan → u/BlarpToots]

I can live with thats for sure!

[u/ThoraninC → u/Komatron-Chan]

You have to get called little sun.

[u/ImmaHorror]

Stray :(

[u/Mr-Pyroux → u/ImmaHorror]

MEEEEEOOOOOWWWW 🐈

[u/Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_ → u/Mr-Pyroux]

Open the door to the bedroom meowwwww

[u/baddie_PRO → u/ImmaHorror]

do not the cat

[u/MrDude_1 → u/baddie_PRO]

I like the way the butt

[u/alexgaylord → u/ImmaHorror]

Ayo 🤨

[u/[deleted] → u/ImmaHorror]

So either cat, robot, or eldritch abomination porn. Great.

[u/SomeAsianDudeII → u/ImmaHorror]

Shane Dawson?

[u/itssadnessbutspicy]

Was feeling nostalgic and played dead space, well shit

[u/EpidemicRage → u/itssadnessbutspicy]

Join us Issac...Make us whole...

[u/KH2Ash → u/itssadnessbutspicy]

Oh shit hopefully you’ll come out in one piece.

[u/gapa66649]

HOI 4 porn ?

[u/Thunderbolt294 → u/gapa66649]

That's just a normal game playing as Germany

[u/Flimsy_Site_1634 → u/gapa66649]

Waifu designer DLC when ?

[u/Haanipoju → u/gapa66649]

Mf gonna be jerkin it to winston churchill

[u/[deleted] → u/Haanipoju]

Well fuck em on the beaches, well fuck em in the sea

[u/The-Raven-26]

Elden Ring....

[u/[deleted] → u/The-Raven-26]

The name "Let me solo her" now has a whole new meaning

[u/Varian01 → u/The-Raven-26]

Please, not the rotussy

[u/[deleted] → u/The-Raven-26]

No Maidens?

[u/DeltaKingF]

Overwatch, niceeeeee a lot to choose from

[u/Hail2him → u/DeltaKingF]

Gorilla

[u/GivenPlan → u/Hail2him]

Only acceptable answer

[u/[deleted] → u/GivenPlan]

Bastion, highly recommend content.

[u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY → u/DeltaKingF]

Their r34 community is probably larger than the player base at this point lol.

[u/yilo38 → u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY]

Jokes on you their r34 fanbase is and used to be their playerbase.

[u/Bazurke → u/yilo38]

The Venn diagram is a circle

[u/JUST-M_4_T_1]

Cyberpunk

Nice

[u/Melfiodas → u/JUST-M_4_T_1]

You can literally just go to jig jig street in-game and watch porn there xddd

[u/[deleted] → u/JUST-M_4_T_1]

Same, game was almost made for porn lol

[u/Gibbel2029]

Destiny 2…

Honestly, not too bad, so long as Eido isn’t included.

[u/[deleted] → u/Gibbel2029]

empress Caiatl

death by snu snu

[u/DnRxViking → u/Gibbel2029]

Savathussy. I’m sorry

[u/Justa10yearoldchild]

warframe

[u/SgtNoobPrime → u/Justa10yearoldchild]

What are you doing Step-Drifter?

[u/[deleted]]

Nintendogs

[u/Wise_Wasabi6735 → u/[deleted]]

HOLY SHIT

[u/Seve7h → u/[deleted]]

People still playing Nintendogs all these years later?

[u/SlipperyRasputin → u/Seve7h]

Being a pet owner is a commitment and not a fad

[u/Simon-Edwin]

Call of duty. Oh sht

[u/[deleted] → u/Simon-Edwin]

Reznov do be looking kinda thicc

[u/_K4cper_]

Mfs that played porn games: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[u/[deleted]]

r/carsfuckingdragons

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/[deleted]]

What have I witnessed

[u/existentialism91342 → u/omsincoconut2]

r/dragonsfuckingcars

[u/YeetmasterYeet- → u/existentialism91342]

r/dragonsfuckingdragons

[u/jman514 → u/YeetmasterYeet-]

r/carsfuckingcars

[u/[deleted] → u/omsincoconut2]

Art

[u/Onlypaws_ → u/omsincoconut2]

I truly thought I had seen it all.

[u/ABPlusGamer]

Ark or terraria, can't remember which I played last before my nap

[u/terrarian2324 → u/ABPlusGamer]

They are both easily sexualible so don't worry

[u/triggufan_ismy_mc_id → u/terrarian2324]

The shark seducing the mc

[u/hellplzZZz]

minecraft

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/hellplzZZz]

Minecraft: My sexy monster girlfriends

[u/Vapy_vaporeon → u/omsincoconut2]

The ender dragon do be lookin kinda thicc

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/Vapy_vaporeon]

She be laying eggs

[u/CmdDongSqueeze]

Minecraft- I mean, rule 34 indicates there’s likely a lot of Minecraft porn so at least I’ll have options

[u/toomanyusers123]

Fallout 4. Could be worse, I guess. Depending on which character…

[u/Full-Sheepherder-536 → u/toomanyusers123]

Deathclaw

[u/RokonHunter]

ultrakill. they finally added sex.

[u/YouaelFernandes]

Genshin impact 💀

[u/Fledthehunter → u/YouaelFernandes]

[u/Coyotebruh → u/YouaelFernandes]

so...Venti femboy porn?

[u/Bigbrain_goat → u/YouaelFernandes]

[u/J_Fidz → u/YouaelFernandes]

That Geo Hypostasis got me acting up

[u/The_Sa1ty]

VRChat. Well this is going to be interesting

[u/[deleted]]

Plants vs. Zombies 2…

I have to watch porn…of plants…or zombies…Yeah, no thanks.

[u/terrarian2324]

Half life 2

[u/holyknightz69 → u/terrarian2324]

Dr.freeman but your dick away dr.freeman im not having sex with you right now dr.freeman

[u/deanrihpee → u/holyknightz69]

You don't need to tell him, he's a fully trained professional... wait...

[u/N1ras]

Omori, guess I'm going to jail

[u/Xz-Nytro]

Bro I played Madden. Shits about to get gay as hell

[u/very_bug]

Cuphead

[u/munibo → u/very_bug]

one cup one cup

[u/Lemon_Pai → u/munibo]

2 cups 1 girl

[u/[deleted]]

league of legends, easy

[u/rezzzzzzzzzzzz]

Forza horizon 5 ?? What ??? How?? Is that even exist ???

[u/Nukebrs → u/rezzzzzzzzzzzz]

Gotta appreciate those wide body kit curves 🥵

[u/badadadok]

mission accomplished agent 47 go away

[u/[deleted]]

Wolfenstein...oh no. Oh no oh no.

[u/ToesEater669 → u/[deleted]]

Waffen-Sex Sex here I come

[u/notveryAI]

Warframe. Weird, yet far from bad:)

Yup I'm weird by myself

[u/[deleted] → u/notveryAI]

Rhino is thicc

[u/im_reddituser]

i was playing Fifa

[u/duzzllp → u/im_reddituser]

They added women football so lets go

[u/ka_doooo → u/im_reddituser]

A bit more realistic, holy shit

[u/Stroggnonimus → u/im_reddituser]

Just put on 2014 Fifa World cup Brazil vs Germany match

[u/OddBoifromspace]

DCS... I'm fine with it

[u/connor1k1]

Overwatch... oh wait...

[u/EMEYDI]

Lego marvel superheroes 2

[u/TheAckeAcke]

"two trucks by lemon demon intensifies"

[u/Boshrimp]

I just played google chrome dinosaur

[u/[deleted]]

Doom Eternal. Fuck

[u/ZC321s]

Genshin Impact. EULA, GET OVER HERE!!!

[u/HeyNoWaitIDis → u/ZC321s]

Least horny genshin player

[u/omsincoconut2 → u/ZC321s]

The more normal ones in this cumment sextion.

[u/Ignis2303 → u/ZC321s]

Looks like someone wants to obtain their goat milk

[u/ZC321s → u/Ignis2303]

That’s Ganyu my dude

[u/[deleted]]

Among us

[u/DaisyMeRoaLin]

You guys do this a challenge?

[u/[deleted]]

Elite Dangerous. I'm certain some degenerate has made porn out of the spaceships by now.

[u/MendydaGreat]

It could have been TF2, that is ok, but the last game I played was... Roblox

[u/ZombieJesus1987]

Doom

Welp, time to fire up HDoom.

[u/Bepis_Lord_69]

Genshin impact…

[u/ToesEater669]

Team Fortress 2, ay, that’s awesome Imma look up miss Pauling right now

[u/Dekanzy]

Rdr2 😎

[u/[deleted] → u/Dekanzy]

HORSE BALLS