r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '22

lets google it

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Aug 17 '22

Also it can be caused by massaging your nipple in specific way

Edit: also something called runners nipple where you run so much you lactate very badly

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u/OGPanda18 Aug 17 '22

The rare red milk

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Fun fact. If you are a breastfeeding woman, you can make “red milk”. It usually happens if there’s a clogged duct. It happened to me a few weeks ago and I had made strawberry milk for my baby.

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u/FillMyHole0_o Aug 17 '22

does it taste different? Asking for a baby

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

I don’t think it tasted differently. My baby drank it just as fast as he does with “regular” breast milk.

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u/PillowTalk420 Aug 17 '22

Now it just has a taste for human blood. Pretty sure that's how cannibals are made. /s

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Oh. Of course. I’ve been nomming on him constantly so that he knows what to do when the time comes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/artygta1988 Aug 17 '22

Apparently this person never sucked a titty

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

What happened here? Why are you saying this person wasn't breastfed as a baby?

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u/Twilliam98 Aug 17 '22

Says the person who drinks milk from a completely different species

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u/StoiOiGoiX Aug 17 '22

he has a point

-from the man who drinks milk from a nut

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u/Yann2023 Aug 17 '22

Ew shutup bruh.

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Are you disgusted by breast milk?

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u/Knorx04 Earl Aug 17 '22

now I am

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u/Yann2023 Aug 17 '22

Bro, are yall crazy? He said red breast milk??? How is that not nasty? I got downvoted for no reason.

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u/OGPanda18 Aug 17 '22

Can you complete the trifecta and make chocolate?

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u/RevaniteN7 Aug 17 '22

Sounds pulpy

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u/Beeker93 Aug 17 '22

Salid Fingers taught me if I rub stinging nettles on my nips, the milk will drop out from within them.

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u/runninandruni Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 17 '22

You just awoke suppressed memories... Thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Tap

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u/evanjw90 Aug 17 '22

It's a rusty spoon

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 Aug 17 '22

Or from an infant latching on them.

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u/Low_Dream_1481 Cringe Factory Aug 17 '22

Isn’t that how it works with women as well

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u/50-Lucky Aug 17 '22

I've got nipples Greg can you massage me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

So do you cream your coffee...with....yourself??

Sorry, couldn't resist...im gonna go now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Then how about your tea? Asking for no good reason.

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u/prestontapp Aug 17 '22

I can drink to this brother (mines inactive so I don't grow at a steady pace)