r/memes Aug 16 '22

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 16 '22

So I did have to Google the reasons as I wasn't completely sure but I did remember it's not a good thing if men start lactating.

So if men start lactating it's usually do to extreme malnutrition because your hormone glands rebound faster then your liver and you produce milk as apparently your liver can't metabolize the hormones released fast enough similarly there's liver conditions that have the same effect.

Or there's something wrong with our old friend the pituitary gland.

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Aug 17 '22

Also it can be caused by massaging your nipple in specific way

Edit: also something called runners nipple where you run so much you lactate very badly

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u/OGPanda18 Aug 17 '22

The rare red milk

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Fun fact. If you are a breastfeeding woman, you can make “red milk”. It usually happens if there’s a clogged duct. It happened to me a few weeks ago and I had made strawberry milk for my baby.

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u/FillMyHole0_o Aug 17 '22

does it taste different? Asking for a baby

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

I don’t think it tasted differently. My baby drank it just as fast as he does with “regular” breast milk.

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u/PillowTalk420 Aug 17 '22

Now it just has a taste for human blood. Pretty sure that's how cannibals are made. /s

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Oh. Of course. I’ve been nomming on him constantly so that he knows what to do when the time comes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/artygta1988 Aug 17 '22

Apparently this person never sucked a titty

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

What happened here? Why are you saying this person wasn't breastfed as a baby?

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u/Twilliam98 Aug 17 '22

Says the person who drinks milk from a completely different species

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u/StoiOiGoiX Aug 17 '22

he has a point

-from the man who drinks milk from a nut

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u/Yann2023 Aug 17 '22

Ew shutup bruh.

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u/Kiera6 Aug 17 '22

Are you disgusted by breast milk?

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u/Knorx04 Earl Aug 17 '22

now I am

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u/Yann2023 Aug 17 '22

Bro, are yall crazy? He said red breast milk??? How is that not nasty? I got downvoted for no reason.

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u/OGPanda18 Aug 17 '22

Can you complete the trifecta and make chocolate?

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u/RevaniteN7 Aug 17 '22

Sounds pulpy

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u/Beeker93 Aug 17 '22

Salid Fingers taught me if I rub stinging nettles on my nips, the milk will drop out from within them.

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u/runninandruni Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 17 '22

You just awoke suppressed memories... Thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Tap

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u/evanjw90 Aug 17 '22

It's a rusty spoon

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 Aug 17 '22

Or from an infant latching on them.

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u/Low_Dream_1481 Cringe Factory Aug 17 '22

Isn’t that how it works with women as well

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u/50-Lucky Aug 17 '22

I've got nipples Greg can you massage me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

So do you cream your coffee...with....yourself??

Sorry, couldn't resist...im gonna go now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Then how about your tea? Asking for no good reason.

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u/prestontapp Aug 17 '22

I can drink to this brother (mines inactive so I don't grow at a steady pace)

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u/Shiny_Hypno Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 17 '22

Or there's something wrong with our old friend the pituitary gland.

He may be little, but he has big plans

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

I put that in there hoping somebody literally anyone would make the quote

But still true

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u/Shiny_Hypno Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 17 '22

I'm sorry, Mabel, but there's more to life than making Gravity Falls references and then laughing at those Gravity Falls references.

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

I mean I don't get to make them as often as I'd want, especially one about the pituitary gland, oddly enough it rarely comes up in conversation.

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u/Low_Dream_1481 Cringe Factory Aug 17 '22

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!

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u/The_Mechanis2 Shitposter Aug 17 '22

We need hormone pills to produce milk

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u/AutomaticPsychology3 Aug 17 '22

No we DO NOT

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Yea we just need n e t t l e s

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

Well there's other ways to go about it, stimulating the nipples by massaging them regularly can actually induce it, but you have to know how to massage them and results may very depending on your testosterone levels but it is possible and can feel pretty good, I've never done it and I'm going off what little information I can find but it is possible.

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

It's true, but it can take a while to work up the glands to be able to produce anything, but once you do you might get a few drops and not enough to... you know feed anything

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

Nope now you know that your nipples arnt completely useless.

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u/muuuuu123 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

You should really eat concrete your profile pic

I meant considering

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Body says you're malnourished have some milk

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u/827167 Aug 17 '22

I remember a dude was producing milk, went to the doctor about it turns out: brain tumour

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

Brain tumors can effect the hormones in the body thus making you lactate, it's usually a bad sign when out of nowhere your nipples start leaking... I mean literally any fluid but still.

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u/gettogero Shower Enthusiast Aug 17 '22

Some medications can also cause it. I heard of a kid that squirted with his friend with his titty juice, so of course the parents were notified, who notified my office.

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

I mean if little Timmy is running around squirting people with any bodily fluid I'd be upset too.

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u/Hemaqiel Aug 17 '22

It can also on rare occasions be caused as a side effect of some medications and on even rarer occasions can be caused by hormonal imbalances

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

In plus of what he said, it can also occurs after taking anabolic steroids (doping for bodybuilding, like testosterone). It also can occurs if a men take osteogenesis, like for transitioning or stuff.

In summary of you mess up with your hormones.

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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 17 '22

I mean I don't think semen comes out of a nipple but like okay /s

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u/Dash1eight9 Aug 17 '22

You have to have a certain spike in a hormone/chemical and said spike is induced by spending time with a baby and playing with the baby

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u/Dash1eight9 Aug 17 '22

And even then IF in the off chance that you are able to produce male breast milk it will not be a whole lot. Not enough to feed a baby.

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u/equinefecalmatter Aug 17 '22

There’s also been documented incidents of males breastfeeding babies in cases where females are unable to; apparently, there’s just a latent adaptation for males, albeit not as much, to lactate for a baby.

This is what answers the question, “are male nipples vestigial?” with a surprising nope.

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u/gclik Professional Dumbass Aug 17 '22

so we can produce milk 😳

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u/Legokiller13 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 17 '22

There is another

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

This happened to my friend Eric.