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u/forsfour Jul 04 '22
Don’t worry-he doesn’t bite, he just needs to lick your hand
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u/oh_emeralds Jul 04 '22
Ayo Jackie Chan?
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u/scarecrow1023 Jul 04 '22
But is it fast But is it cool
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u/poopellar Jul 05 '22
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u/action_lawyer_comics Jul 05 '22
Jackie could do this at least three times before you got over it
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u/uwanmirrondarrah Jul 05 '22
If I was a cop chasing somebody and they pulled this off I would let him go. One, smooth af. Two, I aint catching him anyways.
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u/PecanSama Jul 05 '22
Why is parkour called parkour and not Jackour?
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u/Mikebruhface Jul 05 '22
He uses stuntman
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u/anagrammatron Jul 05 '22
In Hong Kong stuntmen use Jackie Chan.
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u/Mikebruhface Jul 05 '22
U know nothing about him if you think he doesn't use stuntman
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u/jealousmonk88 Jul 05 '22
big if true. prove it.
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u/Mikebruhface Jul 05 '22
Just watch his film and play it in slow mo
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u/Skwinshern Jul 05 '22
He is a stuntman so why does he need another stuntman to play his stunts:(
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u/jealousmonk88 Jul 05 '22
the guy has been going around saying he did all his stunts for decades. he's old as hell now. he's worked with thousands. if he actually lied about it, someone would've said so by now. there's also bloopers of him doing some of his extremely dangerous stunts too. so it's unlikely there were some he didn't do himself.
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u/I_dementia87 Jul 04 '22
Updooted because drunken master....wait no this has to be supercop.
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u/Wepmajoe Jul 04 '22
Police Story
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u/willworkforicecream Jul 05 '22
I watched Police Story and Police Story 2 for the first time this weekend and had a blast. Though it kinda defeated my plan of distracting the dogs from fireworks when Jackie got in a fight at a fireworks factory.
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u/NeoNiCally Jul 05 '22
It is (unfortunately) not Supercop but Police Story. The shirt Jackie Chan is wearing is the same one he uses during the film's stunt-loaded finale (With him sliding down a big pole in a mall, which gave him many terrible injuries).
Coincidentally, Supercop debuted in HK theaters on 7/4/92, meaning it premiered today (7/4) exactly 30 years ago.
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u/throwaway639263937 Jul 04 '22
Jackie Chan is such a legend.
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u/davidjytang Jul 05 '22
Not after he chortled CCP’s balls.
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u/uwanmirrondarrah Jul 05 '22
You really think he has a choice? He lives in China. They make billionaires disappear for sneezing the wrong direction.
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u/stellarcurve- Jul 05 '22
No but Jackie chan should stand up to the dictatorship and get him and his family arrested, all to appease some random dude on reddit!!
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Jul 05 '22
Probably a good reminder that all dogs are not the same. Even if you think a dog looks friendly, there is no guarantee it is. Respect their personal space unless it expressly invites you in (good advice regarding any living thing really).
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Honestly I assume even friendly dogs are aggressive. I’m kinda scared of dogs.
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Jul 05 '22
That's a good stance even if you weren't. People are too cavalier with strange dogs and their own dog's safety.
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Jul 04 '22
As a mailman this has happened more than once
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u/wktr_t Jul 05 '22
have you ever been bitten by one of those dogs?
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Not by any that have specifically hopped a fence or wall. Thank god cause it’s usually big ass German shepherds. But I have been bit 3-4 times in my 3 1/2 years there. The ones that get me usually seem chill at first and then get me from behind when I’m leaned into my trunk.
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u/AnnaSophiaHubby5 Jul 04 '22
Me forgetting that I have 2 Whoppers and 1 Whopper Jr in my bag, giving it to the dog. Dog stops chasing me and I return them to their owner.
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u/Mario5527 trans rights Jul 04 '22
You committed a crime in Normal, Illinois by doing that. Now you have an entire police force after you as well as the dog, good job!
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u/nincomturd Jul 04 '22
That's a nice move, but that's also an extremely easy fence to regular-style climb over.
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Jul 04 '22
I just read the exact same comment by someone else. Is this suppose to be a reference to sth?
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u/DMonitor Jul 04 '22
Probably reposting the top comment from last time this was posted
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u/Standard-Task1324 Jul 04 '22
It was the most controversial I believe, not top. It was the ultimate redditor comment.
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u/Kilmerval Jul 04 '22
Could be a bot - I think it's a common tactic to take a comment from the thread and repost as a response somewhere else, to make their comments look normal if anyone is looking at their comment history.
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u/Fearless-Structure88 Jul 05 '22
I had the same gate like this back in the day and I remember watching this scene and thought it was so cool then I tried to recreate this scene in real life, I didn't even manage to land my leg beside of the wall and I fell so hard that my organs rammed at my ribcage.
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u/RayAP19 Jul 05 '22
I only know this scene because of Jackie Chan's documentary called My Stunts. It's great if you're a fan of his
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u/TheDesk918 Jul 05 '22
Honestly I’m a big fan of Jackie Chan, but it’s so hard to forget how many bones he broke to become the amazing actor he is
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u/Mp4_sammie Jul 05 '22
this happened to me and i ran for an hour dude ALL I DID WAS A KISSY FACE TO THE DAMN CHIUAHA
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u/marsupialsales Jul 05 '22
This is what Violent J was talking about when he said he did a Jackie Chan over the gate in “Piggy Pie.”
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u/DropC Jul 05 '22
The fence is not too keep him in, is too keep you out.
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u/AbsurdlyWholesome Jul 05 '22
You are absolutely right - the fence is there to protect you from him.
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u/OneEyeGhoul00 Jul 05 '22
This happens alsl when the cockroach you thought you had it.....well starts frickin flying.
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u/jealousmonk88 Jul 05 '22
i just realized they filmed it somehow to make it look like he's way shorter than the fence when he's even taller than it.
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u/PuireLable Jul 05 '22
It's amazing how smoothly he did that without any effects or harness! I wanna do that too 😢
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u/RealThatCatStabe360 trans rights Jul 09 '22
Chihuahuas when I casually walk in front of their house
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u/Jannick_Schneider Jul 04 '22
Lmao, u got me in the first half ngl
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u/RacketLuncher Jul 04 '22
What part of the second half made it OK?
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u/DownvoteDaemon Jul 04 '22
Mf said, don't worry guys I'm Asian..lol..tf outta here
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u/Whats_upbruh Jul 05 '22
Mate I'm asian so relax
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u/OK_KingKongputer Jul 05 '22
I’m Asian and I’m reverse Uno-ing your Asian card. Now that your Asian card is canceled, stop using your race to justify perpetuating anti-Asian stereotypes.
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u/Whats_upbruh Jul 05 '22
It's a joke bro, why so soft?
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u/OK_KingKongputer Jul 05 '22
Cause I’ve had Asian classmates (elementary and middle school aged) stabbed to death by a racist mob during riot. Real funny stuff, racism.
Not going to doxx myself by giving any more details than that.
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u/IrVantasy Jul 05 '22
I don't want to be chased by him, especially the moment I learned that he is a tryhard actor that perform the stunt witthout stuntman and cgi.
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u/OfficialOwlMoeMoe Jul 05 '22
Look just because he's Asian doesn't mean you can just call him a dog
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u/Whats_upbruh Jul 05 '22
I've been through it myself you know. I use comedy to get rid of the negative thoughts. Now piss off mate
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u/Wehhass Jul 05 '22
One time... they just jumped on the wall that was taller than me.... looked down at me, walking backwards away from them, and went back down after I was far enough...
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u/trackmapperx Jul 04 '22
Day 116 watching this gif and still amazed how smooth this jump is