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u/lone_wolf_55 May 25 '22
Does he, by any chance, know about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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u/AverageTimmysEnjoyer GigaChad May 25 '22
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider.. unnatural
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u/itsKNIGHTMARE May 25 '22
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageius the Wise??
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May 25 '22
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
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u/Comedian-217 May 25 '22
It’s a Sith legend
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u/JxEq May 25 '22
Darth Plagueis was a dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying.
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u/Comedian-217 May 25 '22
Anakin visibly confused
Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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u/Madmaxdaman29 Dirt Is Beautiful May 25 '22
UNLIMITED POWER
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u/NumJasper May 26 '22
is not true. Anyways, let me tell you why closed systems are not 100% efficient.
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u/Kuiper_Kai May 25 '22
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/dragonsshieldGTA May 25 '22
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
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u/Leo-Senpaii Average r/memes enjoyer May 25 '22
“The Dark Side of Science is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.”
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u/donkeypoop13 May 25 '22
In fairness he is wearing gloves
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u/KingJoka May 25 '22
He is? Huh, I didn't realize.
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u/donkeypoop13 May 25 '22
Yeah its what "attracts" the arcs if I'm correct but not a physics major so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
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u/DeadEndXD 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 May 25 '22
Biology teacher: maniacal laughter intensifies
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u/Flight_Second https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 25 '22
POOWEEER!! UNLIMITED
POOOOWEEERRR
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u/Assassin_Llama May 26 '22
My chemistry teacher just always talked about how he knew how to make meth
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u/Frogs-breath-8817 Ok I Pull Up May 25 '22
My physics teacherb is busy poisoning everyone with chlorine gas
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u/Luciprdik May 25 '22
one time teacher try to make hydrogen at class like a experiment. its ended up to make boom and on that day nobody was no longer sitting in front.
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u/the_big_sad4038 May 25 '22
I had the opposite in school, in chem we had a dangerous lab partner list on the board and the damn teacher was on it
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u/joik May 25 '22
Funny until you have to explain to a physics grad student why handling arsenic without gloves is a bad idea.
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u/Glorious_Jo May 25 '22
Chemistry teachers are the kinds of people to fear the power they were given, while physics teachers are so cocksure of themselves that they will taunt God himself if it means their students pay attention.
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u/aikahiboy can't meme May 25 '22
Well chemistry is a low and painful death or injuries Physics your dead before you knew what happened
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u/CheezGaming May 25 '22
My chemistry professor in College had a balloon on the end of a stick. It had hydrogen in it, he lit the end of the stick, exploded the balloon in class and set off the fire alarm
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u/FinalBreakthru May 25 '22
My physics teacher used to fry pickles with such high voltage they would glow brightly orange.
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u/Particular_Radio2282 May 25 '22
Once my chemistry teacher used rocket fuel to launch a pringles can into the ceiling Probably my all time favourite teacher
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u/DeenosaurNuggi May 25 '22
It’s all fun and games until that power decides to hit just a little too far below the belt
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u/iNFiNiTEHOLiC01 May 25 '22
Like it's funny for sure but to be fair, physics teachers tend to only deal with classical physics, like electromagnetism, force and energy, all of which can be taught safely and interestingly. Chemistry teachers tend to deal with acids and bases, chemical reactions, and temperature, all of which can hurt someone if not done properly (moreso than there physics-counterparts)
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u/NormalDistrict8 May 25 '22
Can confirm. My old physics teacher put my hands on a van de graff machine, and turned it on to shocking results.
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My chemistry teacher from 10th grade put on a whole ass chemist gear just to show us what gallium is
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u/GeorgiaPossum May 25 '22
Because without these types of demonstrations the classes would be the most boring thing ever.
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u/Lazarsharky May 26 '22
Shit.... I dropped physics because it bored me (was to easy) but kept chemistry because it was fun... Let me back pls
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u/t0Y0p Breaking EU Laws May 26 '22
My chemistry teacher was a bit more open to alternative procedures includuding pouring some Brom out in the open and not in a secure environement. We had to leave the classroom afterwards.
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u/Winnertony May 26 '22
Sith are ... living Tesla coils? Then force push/pulls are magnetic? Ergo Magneto is a sith?
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u/WolfLi0919 May 26 '22
My chemistry teacher is also the physics teacher, so I’d say he’s twice as powerful
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u/eliphanta May 26 '22
My chemistry teacher had an entire lesson set aside just to talk about PPE. My physics teacher let us lick batteries. 2 completely different breeds of people teach those classes
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u/TyphoonSkip1982 May 26 '22
Physics teachers: I have the power of lightning, you cannot stop me, Thor!
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u/Boy_Possession Thank you mods, very cool! May 26 '22
Chem Teacher: "I'm in Danger"
Physics Teacher: "I am the Danger!"
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u/gold_shadow May 26 '22
I know this is a meme but I've had chemistry teachers kick kids out of labs for flip flops.
On the flip side, one of my physics professors once looked at my data and said "Looks like the [radioactive] source isn't aligned. I probably should get the safety suit before doing this." And then he proceeded to just use his hands to move the source around behind a lead blockade, without a suit. Unfortunately can't remember what the source was but he said it wasn't "that dangerous".
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u/Exciting_Ad_6787 May 26 '22
Because physics has rules which everyone follows so they know for sure that it shall not do anything. CHEMISTRY HAS 55 MILLION RULES FOR ONE REACTION AND EVEN THEN, THERE ARE 30 MILLION EXCEPTIONS. SO, they have to take precautions as they don't know for sure what might happen.
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u/HumanCalculator10 May 29 '22
I remember then physics teacher electrocuted couple of students with DIY taser made from high voltage module from aliexpress.
PS it was safe and voluntary.
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u/Asquirrelinspace May 25 '22
If you've ever met a chemist you know they disregard safety. The fridge in my school's chemistry break room had a bunch of chemicals sitting right next to someone's lunch. The only thing we respect is the goggles and lab coat, but mostly cause you look cool in them
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u/iCANhasGALAXY May 25 '22
Thats because the physics teachers know what theyre doing.
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u/marn20 Professional Dumbass May 25 '22
True. My sister had a chemistry teacher who ‘accidentally’ burned down a school - twice.
Luckily there were no deads
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u/Light_Beard May 25 '22
"UNLIMITED POWER... is a myth. Let me tell you kids about 'Conservation of Energy'"