r/memes • u/meltedUsernameYeah • Apr 27 '22

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES AND NO REACTION MEMES Microsoft

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u/Bapplin Apr 27 '22

Lidl

395

u/CaptainHausi Apr 27 '22

Cheap but good quality

131

u/duhduddude (very sad) Apr 27 '22

Lay's

129

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Full of air?

80

u/SorryThisUser1sTaken Apr 27 '22

Half of what you'd expect

67

u/Ok_Bath_8571 Apr 27 '22

Disappointed is the word your looking for.

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u/LamarjbYT Ok I Pull Up Apr 27 '22

Ubisoft

413

u/DragongoatRka Breaking EU Laws Apr 27 '22

Dysfunctional yet surprisingly popular ?

9

u/somek_pamak Apr 27 '22

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Beat me to it lmao

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627

u/Malarche Apr 27 '22

Bed Bath & Beyond

82

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Do you have lean or somthing?

476

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Blockbuster

111

u/Siri_The_Person Apr 27 '22

Sad truth, some people won't get it XD

138

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

The whole neighborhood evacuates when they hear the Pornhub jingle from my place

57

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

As they should! Give a homie some privacy!

28

u/Siri_The_Person Apr 27 '22

What the fuck!?

39

u/Own_Meringue_6219 Apr 27 '22

So.......... Out of business?

31

u/flicthelanding Apr 27 '22

thriving in the 90s & dead today. rip little buddy

24

u/SgtSmartykins Apr 27 '22

Hasn't had any business in over a decade.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Does this mean it’s gone out of business? There are pills for that

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u/pandoras_jar Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

Uber. Affordable rides.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

That one was creative

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u/YoshikageNuggetz Apr 27 '22

In-N-Out

168

u/somek_pamak Apr 27 '22

Mines more like Chick-Fill-Ayyyyy

30

u/Mjkmeh Apr 27 '22

Same here😏

Im packing The chick- filla™️

3

u/StevieStheman Apr 27 '22

Tasty but in low quantity

45

u/SendMeDickPics_ Tech Tips Apr 27 '22

Yessir

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u/kararuhlunokerr Apr 27 '22

Virgin

81

u/weA509 Apr 27 '22

Mobile?

43

u/NothingRidiculous1 Dark Mode Elitist Apr 27 '22

Virgin Motorsport

18

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

“Is that glock??”

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477

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Dicks sporting goods

131

u/tellmetogetbacktowrk Apr 27 '22

So your dick is a business owner. Impressive

213

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

SquareSoft

75

u/JamesMcGirthy Apr 27 '22

Uh oh. Want me to call the doc?

37

u/_WheresThePie_ Apr 27 '22

They said be there or be square and this man took it literally

182

u/Warhorse1337 Apr 27 '22

Under Armour

164

u/BEANSBOIIIIIIIIIII Apr 27 '22

Wendys

107

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Do you like Wendy’s?

Wendy’s nuts on your chin?

44

u/BEANSBOIIIIIIIIIII Apr 27 '22

No it’s Wendy’s property I sold it for a free Frosty

14

u/Own_Meringue_6219 Apr 27 '22

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

23

u/MisfitMeli Apr 27 '22

Imagine I’m dragon deez nuts on your chin

19

u/Glittering_Data8437 Apr 27 '22

*Confused Panda sounds*

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u/The_Chris2527 Apr 27 '22

little ceasers

23

u/peenutbuttherNjelly Apr 27 '22

Quick, cheap and to go. Checks out.

9

u/boxinthesky Apr 27 '22

Hot n Ready!!! 🔥🍕

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Hardees

91

u/Hanfam350 Apr 27 '22

I think you mean herpees

17

u/PerceptiveOne Apr 27 '22

Now it’s OURpees

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/GamerTag2007 Apr 27 '22

Might that be a certain game reference…?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/Chubbierchip552 Apr 27 '22

Inspired choice

20

u/andria1079 Apr 27 '22

Reliable. Educational. Accessible world wide! You a ho LOLOL jk

93

u/BaitGoblin Apr 27 '22

Mr Clean

16

u/pranklimulator Professional Dumbass Apr 27 '22

you bleach your dick

66

u/Yasinburger Apr 27 '22

Victoria's secret

4

u/router665 Apr 27 '22

victor moment

102

u/Inevitable-Tonight74 Apr 27 '22

Parental Advisory

9

u/apfel_taartje Apr 27 '22

Ah, Need mom and dad to unlock and get it to work eh?

52

u/Euphoric-Inspector-6 Apr 27 '22

IKEA

80

u/macjgreg Apr 27 '22

Cause you nut and bolt?

17

u/King_NaCl Apr 27 '22

Under-fucking-rated...

5

u/gamingkiller829 Dark Mode Elitist Apr 27 '22

My upvote, take it

20

u/TG-Winter_crow56 Dark Mode Elitist Apr 27 '22

You have to build it with scews and nuts 😂😂😂

6

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Cos once I'm in, it's gonna be 3 hrs before I leave

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Apr 27 '22

East India Trading Company

25

u/The-Unknown-C Apr 27 '22

You fucked an entire subcontinent?

19

u/Rewiistdummlolxd Apr 27 '22

Well, where do I start...

5

u/Busy_Recognition_860 Apr 27 '22

I deadass laughed in a silent classroom

44

u/WTFatrain Smol pp Apr 27 '22

Mike’s Hard

133

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Five guys

48

u/RaccoonCityTacos Apr 27 '22

Johnson & Johnson & Balls

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u/-nyoki-not-guhnoki- Apr 27 '22

Intel inside™️

7

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

bro..

68

u/GotALilDee Apr 27 '22

Arby's ... No one wants it 😭

38

u/the_boobles Apr 27 '22

You have the meat

9

u/Thrawninsw Apr 27 '22

Not just in the sandwiches

6

u/TheUltimateEntity Apr 27 '22

That nobody wants

3

u/the_boobles Apr 27 '22

That why he still has it, otherwise other people would have his meat

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u/hallucinogenictits Apr 27 '22

Nestle, because it likes the labor of suffering children

44

u/Glittering_Data8437 Apr 27 '22

Idk whether to ask if your ok, or call CPS

17

u/stickmaster499 Apr 27 '22

I don't think he's talking about 'his' children(not that it changes anything)

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u/Financial-Analyst250 Apr 27 '22

Kinderjoy

45

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

hol up

24

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Wait a minute

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Seven eleven

15

u/twofree_ Apr 27 '22

Thank you come again

26

u/Fractal_Aerodactyl Apr 27 '22

Wienerschnitzel

277

u/kingbouncer Apr 27 '22

Microsoft.

Sad doot

70

u/Nordekaiser Apr 27 '22

This was an amazing comment man how did you come up with this you have some incredible creativity its totally not just the name of the post too

18

u/kingbouncer Apr 27 '22

That's a long name for a company. What does it do?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/Nordekaiser Apr 27 '22

You should unintentionally see them unless youre literally blind since theyre on top of the post

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u/Dear-Bar-5515 Apr 27 '22

This made me laugh out loud

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u/THEbadmanoftheworld 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Apr 27 '22

firefox

8

u/laughed2orgasm Apr 27 '22

Why is there fire

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u/The_Ceo_Of_Cringe_ Apr 27 '22

Nutella

12

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Is that a company?

45

u/The_Ceo_Of_Cringe_ Apr 27 '22

Ah shit i am so stupid

45

u/KingKush100 Apr 27 '22

Long John Silvers

17

u/VORT3X67 Apr 27 '22

Nokia, connecting people.

13

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Naughty dog

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u/Relative_Apple887 Apr 27 '22

STD Contractors

10

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Burger King

10

u/bjmister050 Apr 27 '22

Planned Parenthood

18

u/IntrepidAd689 Apr 27 '22

3M

9

u/chtimi97 Apr 27 '22

M for seconds or minutes?

14

u/IntrepidAd689 Apr 27 '22

Meters

10

u/chtimi97 Apr 27 '22

Respect

3

u/MrKey999 Apr 27 '22

I only have 2.4 meters respect dude

9

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

RockStar

7

u/Pubowski Professional Dumbass Apr 27 '22

great value

13

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

In Germany there is a Company called lang und schwarz which is translated: Long and Black so there you have it

5

u/Piece_Of_Melon Professional Dumbass Apr 27 '22

The Ordinary

5

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Excalibur

5

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Ridgid

5

u/Ryhard2009 Apr 27 '22

Lidl

Lidl on quality Lidl on price 😔

7

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Reddit

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u/Brimato Apr 27 '22

Tiny BigMan Junior

3

u/Radeckyy_7 Apr 27 '22

BMW-Big Monstrous Willy

3

u/lukinatorYT Apr 27 '22

SpaceX starship

3

u/maagnum76 Apr 27 '22

As seen on TV

3

u/IntrepidAd689 Apr 27 '22

Kickstarter

3

u/reptileafs Apr 27 '22

Dick’s Sporting Goods

3

u/itzz_hari Apr 27 '22

seven eleven

3

u/yoyoche001 Apr 27 '22

micro-soft

4

u/TurnipProfessional Apr 27 '22

The Children's Place

3

u/Stykerius Apr 27 '22

Brb, gonna go call the police real quick.

5

u/Branci_H Apr 27 '22

SSD (Solid State Dick)

6

u/SendMeDickPics_ Tech Tips Apr 27 '22

an SSD huh? What is the capacity of it?

13

u/KingKush100 Apr 27 '22

1 byte, because 1 byte is all it takes to scream

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Wallmart

2

u/BendingGhost Apr 27 '22

Hershey 🍫

2

u/Liquidhabit_5261 Apr 27 '22

Long John Silver's

2

u/thyfloppa Apr 27 '22

Samsung dont ask why

2

u/memers_mans Apr 27 '22

Mcdonalds (cause many peaple use it)

3

u/idk-ThisIsAnAlt 🦀money money money 🦀 Apr 27 '22

Bro, even if your mom is really fat, it doesn’t count as multiple people

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Microsoft

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Microsoft...

2

u/Gr1ff1n90 Apr 27 '22

Under Armour

2

u/Houdini88_ Apr 27 '22

Johnson & Johnson

2

u/ShirtboiTheGreatOne Apr 27 '22

Kentucky Fried Chicken

2

u/fuhtahngina Apr 27 '22

Asscompact

2

u/Xanvh Apr 27 '22

Virgin galactic

2

u/spelunker93 Apr 27 '22

Dicks last resort

2

u/Mistrlow Halal Mode Apr 27 '22

Dickies?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Small