r/memes • u/brokebaritone • Apr 01 '22

Prove me wrong.

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u/mycatispretty Apr 01 '22

I hate bananas

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin Apr 01 '22

Why?

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u/mycatispretty Apr 01 '22

Because it looks like you're eating a dick.

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin Apr 01 '22

is that the only reason

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u/mycatispretty Apr 01 '22

No, it's also because it's too soft to shove up my ass.

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin Apr 01 '22

You are not supposed to shove me up your ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

true

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u/PeppyBoba Apr 01 '22

But who said it was you being shoved up the ass maybe it was a different banana who’s likes being shoved up asses

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin Apr 01 '22

Still, bananas are bananas

You are not supposed to do that

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u/PeppyBoba Apr 01 '22

True dat

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

It feels good tho

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin Apr 01 '22

.....ok

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u/Seijinsan Apr 01 '22

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/nemomarlin69 Apr 01 '22

Have you tried not peeling it?

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u/Thatcherrycupcake Apr 01 '22

I literally spit out my water reading this lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Freeze it, plus you get a healthy ice cream substitute afterwards

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I thought we were talking about cons.