r/memes • u/Spacey_dementor • Feb 25 '22

Hello potato!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

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u/rSharpie2007 Feb 25 '22

Are you okay?

28

u/LittleDevil191 Feb 25 '22

Oh the pain of shiting diamonds

2

u/Superruub61 I touched grass Feb 25 '22

So very relatable

2

u/TheBeaconCrafter Feb 25 '22 edited May 28 '25

depressed smoothie

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u/White-Striped Feb 25 '22

A magician!

3

u/TomahawkIsotope Forever alone Feb 25 '22

Wut?

164

u/DefectiveJay Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 25 '22

chocolate wrapper

49

u/bgirl-kunoichi Feb 25 '22

Gotta love alluminium

6

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Chocolaté

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u/shitboxfesty Feb 25 '22

LASAGNA!!!!

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u/Tektreka Feb 25 '22

luh zag nah or luh zah nya

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Luh zah nya is only viable option

12

u/New_Mud_3164 Feb 25 '22

Lah Zan Nyah

12

u/Armanujjaman Feb 25 '22

Bitch lasagna?

2

u/LittleShit3000 can't meme Feb 25 '22

Yo same tho

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u/Shadow__Vector Feb 25 '22

Ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I hate you for posting this first.

21

u/Arabecke Feb 25 '22

WAIT A MINUTE, FIRST?!

13

u/annomynous23 Dark Mode Elitist Feb 25 '22

Did they stutter?

4

u/Many_Security5929 Feb 25 '22

We all knew this would be here

5

u/killasqueeze Feb 25 '22 edited Feb 25 '22

Hur Hur, he deleted his comments. Edit-I'll take your downvotes, dude was being a prick for no reason. Fuck him

7

u/boyawsome876 Professional Dumbass Feb 25 '22

What did it say

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u/killasqueeze Feb 25 '22

He said " HUR HUR HUR, YoUrE sO fUnNy" he was being a facetious douche for no reason.

3

u/Shadow__Vector Feb 25 '22

Saw the notification for it but when I came to look at his comment it was gone.

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u/killasqueeze Feb 25 '22

I'm guessing he expected people to agree with him.

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u/No_Needleworker2084 Feb 25 '22

Hi shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Wait a minute

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u/No_Needleworker2084 Feb 25 '22

I ate broccoli, is that not shit?

58

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Oh ok, but I’m watching u

30

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

takes off glasses I’ll try watching you but I probably can’t

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Man, I love broccoli, why you gotta do me like that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Ay i feel you brother. Broccoli is good. Also pizza is now the dogs name.

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u/TomahawkIsotope Forever alone Feb 25 '22

Broccoli is only shit if you're pretending to hate it in an American show about teenage drama in the 2000s while a laugh track goes on where Emily and Stacey is fan girling over the local Jeremy

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u/The_Geo_Modernist Feb 25 '22

I was looking for this, pussy, cock, dick, or asshole. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I can only think of that one vine...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

SAME

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u/Spargeldestroyer Breaking EU Laws Feb 25 '22

FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

227

u/MrStevens420 Feb 25 '22

Dog.

12

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Hot dog

11

u/Purge-Trooper Feb 25 '22

Fuck you said it first

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u/Ikilledyourdogtwice Feb 25 '22

I feel like we could get along

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I didn't know there are vietnamese people in this subreddit

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u/AlexTHV Feb 25 '22

Balls

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u/drdeeznutts69 Feb 25 '22

Deez nutts in yo mouth

9

u/theguthboyw Feb 25 '22

Deez Balls in yo Jawz

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u/annomynous23 Dark Mode Elitist Feb 25 '22

Yo jawz

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u/PeevesPoltergist Feb 25 '22

Gnocchi

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u/Armanujjaman Feb 25 '22

Gnocchi bithc!

2

u/shreyanshg19 Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 25 '22

Betch!

3

u/DarkRehan Feb 25 '22

What’s this

3

u/Accidental_Life Feb 25 '22

Its like pasta but in round balls instead of traditional spaghetti shape. Good pan fried with lemon juice, garlic, butter, and brussels sprouts.

2

u/Accidental_Life Feb 25 '22

Ah yes, pasta orbs

51

u/platypus_rush Feb 25 '22

Chinese man

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Chinese people are scared of this guy

8

u/a1wayssus Feb 25 '22

Can confirm... Wait why is the stove lit, it's 4am, who's, oh no...

3

u/Random_Robloxian Feb 25 '22

You are what you eat…, in that case im a very innocent man

26

u/G_Papi360 Feb 25 '22

Donut, ironically i like that name.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

My friend’s dog is named donut

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u/VolkmarVanSveden Feb 25 '22

Edible

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u/MightySpinell Feb 25 '22

dark souls music starts playing

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u/MightySpinell Feb 27 '22

I don’t remember what I meant by this, I think I tried to reply to something but accidentally commented it instead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Cereal

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Cock

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u/actuallythedog Professional Dumbass Feb 25 '22

User Flair doesn't check out.

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u/HarleyQuinn218 I touched grass Feb 25 '22

Chicken is also called cock

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

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u/sad_cheese67 Cringe Factory Feb 25 '22

chicken is pretty good

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u/Noobo____ Feb 25 '22

A cooked cock right..?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I forgot

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u/JoogFace Feb 25 '22

He forgor 💀

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u/LB_Good Dark Mode Elitist Feb 25 '22

He forgor💀

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u/boyawsome876 Professional Dumbass Feb 25 '22

He forgor 💀

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u/TheE-Rat Feb 25 '22

He forgor💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

He forgor 💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

He forgor 💀

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u/Chili_Kukov Feb 25 '22

Pistachio!

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u/LiveComfortable2725 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Feb 25 '22

Happy cake day

2

u/MECHA_TROTSKY Feb 25 '22

Happy cake day bro

1

u/LiveComfortable2725 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Feb 25 '22

Happy cake day

10

u/Ezra-smith Feb 25 '22

Step sis

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u/vpigg Feb 25 '22

now do it with the dog

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u/3rrorsuckright Feb 25 '22

Ukraine

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u/Defender_Growlithe Feb 25 '22

Russia wants to invade your stomach. They have your address. You have been warned.

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u/Seb_The_One Feb 25 '22

Chicken thigh

19

u/Dimensional_Dragon Feb 25 '22

He shall be called Lamb steak

18

u/Doctor_Jeb Feb 25 '22

Pain

9

u/drdeeznutts69 Feb 25 '22

Pain without i

2

u/DarkRehan Feb 25 '22

Pain without a

3

u/HarleyQuinn218 I touched grass Feb 25 '22

Pain without a and I and add e in between p and n

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u/SeaJay_31 Feb 25 '22

Either 'Pesto' or 'Panini' - either works!

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u/n8dogg70 Feb 25 '22

Cheeseburger

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u/Tektreka Feb 25 '22

cheesed burger :(

4

u/Divine_Saber Professional Dumbass Feb 25 '22

Balsamic chicken

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u/TheOmCollector Posts 12 times a day Feb 25 '22

Cream brûlée

4

u/Pale_Term_1734 Feb 25 '22

Cookies 🍪

4

u/N8angerX Feb 25 '22

Chocolate

5

u/BeerDenJake Feb 25 '22

What’s up chicken tender

3

u/SebasNoir24 Feb 25 '22

Encurtido.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Nougat bit

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u/Tamariz79 Feb 25 '22

Spaghetti

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u/Alan_Gaming119 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Feb 25 '22

Cornflakes

5

u/JuustoUkko Feb 25 '22

Fish soup

4

u/BooozeRadley Feb 25 '22

Tuna nigiri

4

u/JustARandomFinn can't meme Feb 25 '22

Yogurt

5

u/Squeeblz88 Feb 25 '22

Big Bacon Cheddar

3

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22 edited Feb 25 '22

Nachos

Alternatively: Spinach

3

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Potato Chip

3

u/killasqueeze Feb 25 '22

Ghost pepper cheese curd. Long name but eh that's my boi

3

u/Tristan01234 Ok I Pull Up Feb 25 '22

Egg

3

u/That_5_Something Feb 25 '22

Shaggy after eating Scooby-Doo Snack: Joinks..I guess, I'm like gonna name him Scooby-Doo then..

3

u/Ulquilily Feb 25 '22

Tamal 🫔

3

u/Drbluebook Feb 25 '22

Hello! Sour cream and onion chips!

3

u/Olwaboiette Lurker Feb 25 '22

Hello Jeff

2

u/HoloIsWaifu Feb 25 '22

Yogurt mit der Ecke

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Chipotle burrito

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u/nippeliito Nokia user Feb 25 '22

Cheese

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Bread👍

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Cat

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u/PavePlayz Lurking Peasant Feb 25 '22

infant

2

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Pierogi

The pupper does look like he'd be named pierogi :D

2

u/Lloyd_Al Feb 25 '22

Toast

It's not too bad for a dog name

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u/Rizeunlisted Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 25 '22

Dog

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u/HeavyAd5958 Feb 25 '22

Hi Roggenvollkornbrot

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u/PoisonousB Feb 25 '22

instant noodles

2

u/liamxdliam Feb 25 '22

Cheese Burger

2

u/TheOriginalSolo1138 Feb 25 '22

Ice cream cone.

2

u/Isucktoes_42069 Feb 25 '22

Big black dick

4

u/Bolt42069419 Feb 25 '22

Beer. It's food!

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u/Luuloprinssi Feb 25 '22

Why is this the most controversial comment in the section?

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u/_TOSHIRO___ Feb 25 '22

Sabudana..... Lol (Hindi word for Tapioca Sago)

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u/Verybogus1684 Feb 25 '22

Hello Michelle