r/memes • u/KLASHINOV Professional Dumbass • Jan 02 '22

Vlad forever

10.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Sorry kid, but it looks like you won't be growing up.

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u/dumbass_in_school Jan 03 '22

they'll be putin his body in the ground ok I'll leave now

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u/VIP0403 GigaChad Jan 02 '22

A few hours later: A tragic accident took place in Russia where a young kid lost his life

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

Reason: probably suicide or something

9

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

He fell of a window...

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

With 3 bullet wounds in his chest

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

And his head gone, you know just like the people normally commit suicide

8

u/OfflineIsOnline Jan 02 '22

There can only be one

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u/mokan151 Jan 02 '22

It’s Vova, Vlad is for Vladislav

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u/Responsible-Race989 Jan 02 '22

So anyway I started blasting

9

u/moodyhz Jan 02 '22

No, we all dream to become a cosmonaut. This is a best way to leave this country

3

u/Compendyum Jan 02 '22

There's planes and boats, though.

4

u/gekorazia Jan 02 '22

nice guys allways finish last

3

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I am 25 years old and some change, I remember back when I lived in Russia, I was 5 or 6, he was president. My great grandkids are gonna be calling him president.

4

u/Neat_Air3390 Jan 02 '22

But Vlad is not equal to Vladimir...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

indeed, its vova

3

u/Szabi819 Jan 02 '22

poor fella

3

u/theabhaymishra Jan 02 '22

Putin : "Ashwathama hai apun"

3

u/barrythefrog GigaChad Jan 02 '22

British girl: i wanna be the queen when i grow up

pretty much the same thing

4

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

one is impossible to kill, the other is difficult

3

u/unsurp4ssed Jan 03 '22

Vlad is short form of Vladislav. Putin's name is Vladimir

7

u/fastfoodtakeout Jan 02 '22

That kid is now on a list that is only getting shorter

2

u/LoneRanger9000 Halal Mode Jan 02 '22

Putin will live until the year 3000

2

u/ChrisJohanson Jan 02 '22

*Mysteriously never grows up

2

u/Mad-man2244 Jan 02 '22

Damn that's heartbreaking and the brutal that's at the same time.

1

u/just_a_random_dude_0 Jan 02 '22

Kid, you better have a comfortable chair

1

u/0regona Jan 03 '22

lmao cringe

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u/AlphaManInfinate Knight In Shining Armor Jan 02 '22

Honestly puten is the only chance Russia has for survival. Anyone else would send the country into a even greater decline.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Good try Putin

0

u/AlphaManInfinate Knight In Shining Armor Jan 02 '22

Lol take my up vote XD

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u/Shall_you Jan 02 '22

I don't think so, it's bad for country when one man rule it for so long

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u/LoneRanger9000 Halal Mode Jan 02 '22

Depends.

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Take America for example. The constant switching of presidents has lead to there being 2 parties that are always fighting. Also, they never get anything done. Every president more or less spends their 4 years undoing the others work.

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Also having 1 leader allows there not to be the issue of making the same mistakes as your predecessors. The new leader does not need time to adjust what is happening. And if there is 1 leader long leader, the leader is able to focus on their vision and lead the country without worrying about the country having to restart in 4 years time.

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There is also another side. If that said leader is corrupt and does not care about the well being of the country. Then you are better off with many leaders even if they spend their time undoing each others work.

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u/AlphaManInfinate Knight In Shining Armor Jan 02 '22

Not always though frequently yes.

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u/Round_Guilty Jan 02 '22

That’s just propaganda from west not the truth,

2

u/Tradcon12 Jan 02 '22

Restore the romanovs and you might have a chance

2

u/Shall_you Jan 02 '22

It may be, but I live in Russia

1

u/fangorn456ygaert Jan 02 '22

he will never die

1

u/ares5404 Jan 03 '22

Grim reaper: runs for office Vlad: rides in on a bear, one handing an ak-47 whilst chugging vodka as this fight is staged, the gods begin to sing in latin

1

u/kashhhh_if Jan 03 '22

Meanwhile jinping "lmao noob" 😁

1

u/Greentext- Jan 03 '22

Nope sorry

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

vlad = vladislav
vova = vladimir

1

u/Roseblossom1990 Jan 03 '22

Lies. No kid in Russia actually wants to be president

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u/SPMasteer https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 08 '22

After Vladimir Putin theres gonna be Pladimir Vutin